The Eliza program here:
http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html
Just paste in a few of Andy's stock robotic "answers". It's HOURS of
fun!

That's right, you can eat me with every meal. Never eat another sinful
sandwich again!
http://jesuspan.com/
-JC

My brother have WPW doctors said  he also have damage in the
myocardium, doctors said there is no way of treatmentto him... he had 2
syncopate cardiac  in teh mast 2 months and his doctor made him a
catheterism, i want to know if there is any way or any treatment to try

When taking blood p with one of those automatic arm cuff pump inflators
monitor,
would one expect any meaningful differences between placing the cuff on the
bare arm

Hubby had a heart attack 2 years ago.  59 yo /  low normal blood pressure  /
low normal cholesterol  /  very lean  /  very active (tradesman)  /  picture
of health most would say  /  good diet  / no smoke or booze.  Right coronary
artery blocked and had a stent implanted.  He's ...

Dr Andrew Chung remains the Pied Piper!  Yes,  I see him playing the
flute, moving forward merrily, while all the mice (atheists?) follow
him.
Well done, Andrew, for showing them the way to our Lord.

What is the best measure of being overweight?  Is it BMI or something else?
My BMI is around 24, and I have a muscular build.  Should I consider losing
weight?  The reason I ask is that I'm on meds for hypertension and would
like to cut back or eliminate the medications.

Returning this Sunday morning for a brief look at sci.med.cardiology
after an absence of several years, I'm stunned to find it's turned into
a troll-and-flame forum along quasi-religious lines. Or maybe not so
qasi. Who would have thought it?

Chung, a SIMPLE STRAIGHTFORWARD question... Why don't you start your own
group, where people can decide FOR THEMSELVES whether to read your
posts? No bull sh.t, just give us a straight answer.

I used to take gingko pills made by 21st Century.  Each tablet contains
500mg of ginkgo leaf and is recommended as a daily intake.  Lately, I
could not buy this med any more in HK for whatever silly reasons and
have to change to the ones made by Jamieson of Canada.  This new brand

Can a high carbohydrate diet translate into high cholesterol in your
arteries?
Thanks
Edgardo Barbosa

If you've been taking medical advice from Andy, here's a few links
you'll need.
http://attorneypages.com/577GA/index.htm
http://lawyers.findlaw.com/lawyer/practicestate/Medical%20Malpractice/Georgia

Copied from another group:
I finally got a response from Google about their arrogant behavior
regarding usenet abuse complaints filed via the email address they give
in their header info (groups-abuse@google.com). They said that

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/conditions/05/13/indonesia.birdflu.reut/
Local tests have confirmed that three Indonesians from one family who died
in the past week had bird flu, a health ministry official said on Saturday.
Authorities have sent blood and swab samples of the three ...

"Increased vascular permeability
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Small blood vessels are lined by a single layer of endothelial cells.
In some tissues, these form a complete layer of uniform thickness