From my e-mail:
From: sharon
To: joe
Subject: Go gently with the flow

25 - 30 years ago, Johnny Carson read from a stack of "Mother's Day"
 ads.......Sears, Monkey Wards, Penny's, Woolworth, etc., etc.
 The ads featured tool boxes, fishing rods and reels, metal detectors,
 pool tables, fire extinguishers.

Happy Birthday all. Sorry I am late with this, this month.
May
5/1 Cooly
5/1 Lady Andy??

Dear Friends,
My spinal surgeon released me yesterday!  PT was finished last
Friday.  My back is 99.9 percent better.  I scheduled my shoulder
surgery for 6-6.  My surgeon is out of town!

There have been so many natural disasters as of late, what with the
major destruction of the monsoon, the tornados that have struck numerous
states, major floods, etc.   It is just heart wrenching to read about,
see on the television, and hear about on the radio.

A friend of a friend is going to have a hip replacement soon.  I know there
has been mention on here of a group of 'hippies' where a person can get lots
of great info, but I cannot remember the address.   (I found all the medical
sites.)  Can anybody tell me?  Thanks!

_ Area: Fidonet MEMORIES _______________________________________
 Msg#: 10584
 Date: 05-04-08  08:58
 From: Bob Breed

It often seems there isn't much in the way of developments for people with
osteoarthritis, but I've just been reading this, which is quite interesting.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7339245.stm
Jayne

I'm in Birmingham,England, and broke a bone in my foot 10 weeks ago.
It's healing very slowly,and still hurts. I read about an exogen
machine which can be used for 20 minutes a day on the bone. Does
anyone know if I can rent a machine here in the UK? IOf so,where from?

Deep Relief Products are All Natural Aloe-based topical preparations
that quickly penetrate the skin barrier. Deep Relief Pain Lotions use
natural herbal extracts to relieve pain generating a warming sensation
and to reduce swelling with coolness.

Wal-Mart expands low-price drug program; Target follows
Monday, May 5, 2008               21:04:56 CDT
KSAX-42-ABC/KRWF            Alexandria, Minnesota
LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS - Wal-Mart Stores Inc., the world's largest

I'm sitting at home, pissed off because arthur is giving me trouble and
my wife is out with the dog.
The following came in a newsletter from the local Mac User group, and I
thought it funny.  So I'll share.

I entered a contest to attend a party with the captains from Deadliest
Catch and they just notified me that I won :))  All those good looking
captains!  Now I have to go get something sexy to wear, LOL :)))  And
show off this new body :))

What if you could recapture your ex lovers mind, heart and
soul?...Wipe the slate clean? Turn back time? Even if you feel right
now that your situation is too far gone…too screwed up …or just plain
too darn complicated?