Our Zetsu's prescriptions are for a character named Iqbal Shaan.  A
year ago I received the following email:

from:  Shaan Iqbal <absolutelyinvincible@hotmail.com>
to:  mikabrainy@gmail.com

date:  Wed, May 16, 2007 at 4:00 AM
subject:  'Kaze is a fake'
mailed-by hotmail.com

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Dear Ms. Brainy,
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The email was signed by "Kaze", which was the original name used by
"absolutelyinvincible", aka Zetsu and several dozens other names.
I then googled Shaan Iqbal and discovered she was a Pakistani belly
dancer or something like this.
Now Zetsu (the Brit who proclaims to be a Norweigian girl living in
the U.K.) is presenting "authentic" 2-yr old prescriptions for him/
herself, bearing the name of a Pakistani belly dancer, and wanting us
to believe they are his/her prescriptions "before the treatment", I
guess before s/he began palming, swinging and sunning.
Moreover, this faked fraud wants us to believe him/her.  Can anybody
do this?

Good Zetsu,

Do you have your Visual Acuity measurement?

Perhaps you could check.

Just click here, and then on display several times.  That will
give you 20/60.

http://www.smbs.buffalo.edu/oph/ped/IVAC/IVAC.html

Naked eye, with the -1 diopter eye, you can probably read the
20/60 line (read 1/2 the letters to pass the line).

The -3.25 diopter will probably read 20/200 with no minus lens on.

Since you wish to be a scientist, why not read and report your
objective reading of your Snellen.

Thus as you do Bates, you can report how you eventually
reach PERFECT visual acuity.

Good luck,

Dear Zetsu,

You have posted almost endless remarks about Bates and his
wonderful ability to get you to clear your Snellen from
20/60 and 20/200 to normal.

Now, since you are a "convinced  Bates person", you should
apply his concept to yourself, and, working very
hard with Bates, begin clearing your Snellen back
to normal.

This is an "acid test" for you.  We will all cheer you
along as your report your Snellen clearing from
20/XXX to perfect.

Enjoy,