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Medical Forum / General / Vision / March 2008Bates Method Comic Relief
Sorry but you're going to have to wait until later today, deviantART.com is under maintenance by its administrators. Do the Bates method in the mean time!!! In the mean time let's take a look at how much eyestrain I have: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=63539957 &albumID=1859504&imageID=24778240 STOP RIGHT THERE! YOU'RE STRAINING TO READ THIS SENTENCE. (then do the bates method, duh, lol) ooo who just gave me 5 stars? i'm touched. do you have perfect sight? if you do then you're straining, because if you're relaxed you must have telescopic + microscopic sight. COOL HUH! Lemme guess it was Zetus...err Zit...err ZTEUS AEWFOIAWJOIAFJWE Dr. William Horatio Bates was a time traveler. That's why nobody's heard of him. Also he was an indigo adult. Look up words, people!!! That is OK. Zits will fill in the void. Bates was a GOD. Anyone who disagrees with Zits is wrong. > Sorry but you're going to have to wait until later today, > deviantART.com is under maintenance by its administrators. Do the > Bates method in the mean time!!! > Anyone who disagrees with Zits is wrong. Then are you saying he's correct about you being a bot? LOOOOOL Zits lives in a world of his own making. Oh, and by the way, Zits does not READ BATES. If he did, he would have found out that Bates recommended that the person interested in CLEARING HIS VISION, actually read his Snellen. (See Bates 1913 study. But Zits does not read this -- to much "strain" on his eyes, you know.) Enjoy, > > Anyone who disagrees with Zits is wrong. > > Then are you saying he's correct about you being a bot? > > LOOOOOL Get a room, already. On Mar 21, 11:08 am, otisbr...@embarqmail.com wrote: > Zits lives in a world of his own making. > [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > > LOOOOOL OOOOO OTIS IS SO FUNNY LOLOL I DIDN'T KNOW THAT! GOOD ONE, OTIS! I ACTUALLY THINK YOU'RE COOL FOR ONCE! ;) > On Mar 21, 11:08 am, otisbr...@embarqmail.com wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > OOOOO OTIS IS SO FUNNY LOLOL I DIDN'T KNOW THAT! GOOD ONE, OTIS! I > ACTUALLY THINK YOU'RE COOL FOR ONCE! ;) However I still like Zetus!!!!!!! er Zits!!!!!!! er XRYDI!!!!!!! (do you get it?) HI BATES YOUR MY NEW BOYFRIEND JUST KIDDING Hi there Peoples. WTF DUDE. YOU'RE NOT READING THIS SENTENCE ONE PIXEL AT A TIME. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU! INCREASE YOUR CENTRAL FIXATION ALREADY. Central Fixation = The "magical" art of seeing best where you are looking. Drear Zitsu, Subject: the "MINSU" is bad for the eyes. As we well know by now, the refractive "STATE" of the FUDAMETAL eye is that the minsu is bad and the PLUS (yay i spelled a capital word correctly!!) is good. Enjoy, Otix Brown Engineer. Click on "View profile" which is located to the right of my name above, and you will laugh out loud, lol! ;) Jason, Are you on Speed? Alcohol? Both? >Click on "View profile" which is located to the right of my name >above, and you will laugh out loud, lol! ;)  SignatureMsBrainy OMG jason you're so cool!! I checked out your My Space profile and your interests are just absolutely wonderful! I can't believe you watch Heroes - that's my FAVORITE SHOW EVER!! AND MASI OKA AND HAYDEN PANNETIERE ARE THE BEST EVER!! and you have so beautiful cute little pussy cats.. i am just jealous now!. good photography as well ;) > OMG jason you're so cool!! I checked out your My Space profile and > your interests are just absolutely wonderful! I can't believe you [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > and you have so beautiful cute little pussy cats.. i am just jealous > now!. good photography as well ;) DUDE NO, YOU'RE WAY COOLER THAN ME. DO YOU HAVE MYSPACE??? I never know you were so talented with piano and japanese etc etc!! :O well, i dont have myspace but i have FACEBOOK lol > well, i dont have myspace but i have FACEBOOK lol i tried getting that but it didn't work. btw i don't really sleep anymore...i don't need it actually. i just look at the sun instead lol. ;) i should get a facebook and thanks so much for your...uh...niceness? LOL DAM I wish i knew you in real life lol.. we would make such a good team of sight healers :O hah > DAM I wish i knew you in real life lol.. > we would make such a good team of sight healers :O hah WE ARE GONNA DO IT THIS IS THE CRAZIEST CONVERSATION IN THE HISTORY OF SCI.MED.VISION :) > THIS IS THE CRAZIEST CONVERSATION IN THE HISTORY OF SCI.MED.VISION :) YES IT IS LMFAO > THIS IS THE CRAZIEST CONVERSATION IN THE HISTORY OF SCI.MED.VISION :) WE ARE OBVIOUSLY GAY LOVERS JUST KIDDING!!!1278 > > THIS IS THE CRAZIEST CONVERSATION IN THE HISTORY OF SCI.MED.VISION :) > > WE ARE OBVIOUSLY GAY LOVERS JUST KIDDING!!!1278 jasson r u foolin me again lol *is wasting his time pressing the refresh button a zillion times* x_o :D > *is wasting his time pressing the refresh button a zillion times* x_o > > :D zetus bot is away from his computer right now aka AFK ooo thankies for da advicies, jasson sperries!1twoFOURsixTRAMPOLINE NINTENDOES FROCK btw you should learn japanese, it's so easy if you do the bates method at the same time!!!!!!!!!1111onetwothree > Jason, > > Are you on Speed? Alcohol? Both? No, actually I was high on Bates meth.
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