This is not spam! I can assure you and you must trust me because I
say so.
You must read my message in its entirety because it is the most
important message you will ever read!
Hello,
My name is Shiri and I am about to solve all your problems and
wishes. I don't intend to prove anything, you will find the proof by
proving it to yourself, as millions of others did all over the world
from Japan to New Zealand, from Norway to Pennsylvania and Italy. All
you need to do is go to my website www.heavenonearth.com which will
give you detailed instructions of how to purchase my book HEAVEN ON
EARTH.
Once you read the book and followed the simplistic program described
therein, you will need nothing more. Actually it's pitzy-mitzy lemon
shmitzy. You will gain eternal heaven on earth, with perfect health,
wealth, beauty and youth and be absolutely invincible. All your
desires and wishes will materialize. You will never have to balance
your checking account again since the money will regenerate itself,
your penis and breasts will grow to the size you can only dream about,
and you will delight yourself in never-ending heavenly pleasures,
where pain, disease, poverty, blindness, obesity, double vision, high
blood pressure and discomfort are nothing but old memories. You will
have eternal life with peace of mind and untold rewards.
The book costs only $29.95 (plus shipping and handling), a ridiculous
low price for what you are about to get. Just trust me and find for
yourself because I am telling you so. On my website you will find
testimony from remarkable people who have already achieved the goal,
like Ostrich, Andreas, Quasimambo and others. You can use your VISA
or MasterCard, but I prefer cash. Please wire the funds to account
#98-76543-210 in the Central Bank of Nigeria.
Together with the book you will find an outstanding offer to purchase
our special magic pinhole spectacles, valued at $49.95, but combined
with the book purchase you will pay only $4.95 (plus shipping and
handling). You must have these magic specs in order to get a glimpse
of the heaven awaiting for you and enter it, but then you will no
longer need them. These spectacles are suitable for you whether you
are myopic, hyperopic, presbyopic, metabolic, hyperbolic, diabolic or
anything else. They are made of special patented parabolic plastic,
and I highly recommend that you purchase those, although you don't
have to if you do not intend to get to heaven on earth.
Trust me and find the proof for yourself, if you don't want to be
stupid like everybody else. Only stupid people don't take such
outstanding opportunity to reach heaven on earth. But hurry! This
offer will not last long because the Nigerian authorities, due to the
medical establishment in the UK and USA and specifically all the ODs
who conspire to confiscate our funds and arrest me, are getting
closer.
It's up to you. You are a myopic idiot if you don't wire me the money
right away and discover for yourself the wonders of heaven on earth.
The proof is in the pudding.
SHIRI G. TAGGI
Zetsu - 16 Sep 2007 22:57 GMT
LOL!
I was laughing aloud for 10 whole minutes straight, after reading
this. I guess it is meant to be an impression of me, heheh. Very good,
very good.
But seriously though, I am not trying to cash in or anything.
Ms.Brainy you joker!
Shiri G. Taggi - 16 Sep 2007 23:37 GMT
> LOL!
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> Ms.Brainy you joker!
Don't worry zetsu. You'll get the commission as promised as soon as
the first deposit to my Nigerian account is made.
Yours Truly,
Shiri Gianovi Taggi
Neil Brooks - 17 Sep 2007 00:35 GMT
Sorry. Rishi Giovanni Gatti (Zetsu) and Otis Brown are
long-time trolls who haunt s.m.v.
Lena102938 aspires to troll status based primarily upon her
constant use of anti-eye doctor rhetoric as a
substitute for any actual information.
You'd do well to ignore them and wait for
responses from the caring, compassionate eye doctors who
DO also participate in this site.
Although, in this case, I would advise that YOU DO continue to
communicate with these trolls.
Zetsu - 17 Sep 2007 07:53 GMT
Oops I meant to say 'AFK'.
Zetsu - 17 Sep 2007 18:51 GMT
Hi,
I do not take peoples money.
I not even allowed to!