Greetings, newcomer!

Welcome to sci.med.vision, home of extreme comedy theatre, including
everything ranging from stupidity to genius, from ordinary to
downright creepy. There are a number of strange and exquisite beings
to observe and enjoy the prescense of, in this marvellous world of
mayhem.

We have a number of both strange and wacky, and Most Wise characters
who you will find often roaming this landmark of the internet. We
encourage you to aquaint yourself with these brilliant and incredible
creatures, who will bring a smile to your face and entertain you at
even the most sullen of times. Allow me to introduce the notable
citizens:

Otis S Brown - Clown of the party, saviour of the comedy, you will
soon learn to marvell at his grandeous wisdom as he lectures on the
superb and miraculous healing strengths of the gracious Plus Lens
Prevention. Oh, such great laughs he brings to this place, a man of
unending determination, ridiculed by some, though sympthazied in
others. He will fight to the End of Time Itself, for the truth must
eventually manifest. However, be wary! Do not ever attempt to engage
this 67 year-old man in direct conversation; as you will soon
discover, it is simply not possible. He will make you pound the desk
in frustration, cry in your wrath, and -- in the case of the
subsequent mentioned character -- go absolutely insane.

Neil David Brooks - The greatest cynisist ever to walk the earth, this
Great Ogre, currently aged 43, will ravage the Earth with his
neverending Wrath. IF you ever have the unpleasantry of meeting this
fellow when he is in his tantrum period, my advice to you is as
follows: Run for your dear life. This chap will argue to the very bone
of matter, will destroy to the very seed of fruit, will merthlessly
hunt others down for self pleasure, will laugh at the expense of the
weak. However, there are short periods when he appears to show remorse
at his actions, and will help others to the best of his ability. If he
is in a friendly mood, then you will learn a great deal from his High
Wisdom. Nonetheless, these short periods are few in number, and for
the most part this strange fellow seems to spend his time hunting down
the Prime Enemy -- Otis Brown. He will not rest until the destined
prophecy of the destruction of Otis has been fullfilled.

Ms.MikaBrainy - The heart of the newsgroup, this Queen is certain that
She is the Grand Master of Sarcasm and Satire. And there is no doubt,
she is! This woman, as you will know, spends her time Most Wisely,
attempting to uncover the Real Truth of the mysterious tyrannical
villain, "Zetsu". She is gifted with the remarkable ablility of
unearthing the most Dark of Secrets, while she reveals the Great Scam
of the so called "Bates Method", supposed cure of All Eye Defects.
Will she succeed? Stay tuned to SMV Broadcast, and all will Be
Revealed.

That's all for now, folks.

Farewell!