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next size to try if lenses are tight

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derakht9@yahoo.com - 03 Mar 2006 01:45 GMT
what is the next logical size BC one should try if lenses are too
tight? im afraid there are limitations, correct? astigmatism correction
is a must for me, I'm currently wearing toric66 (BC 8.5). they are a
bit tight.
doctor_my_eye@msn.com - 03 Mar 2006 02:00 GMT
8.7

(God, I love internet diagnosing.  Here's an equivalent question..."If
my wife thinks my penis is a little too squishy, should I take Cialis
or Viagra?  What if its Thursday?  What if I had an easier time getting
an erection on Thursdays when Jennifer Aniston was on Friends, but now
that "Earl" dude gives me whiskey dick?")

Translation:  One company's 8.5 in a 66% water plastic might fit just
like another company's 8.7 in a 43% water plastic.  It is more than
just numbers.
doctor_my_eye@msn.com - 03 Mar 2006 02:04 GMT
For those of you that read this newsgroup on Google, please notice that
my use of the words "whiskey dick" has changed the targeted ads from
LASIK ads to herbal virility websites.  I love this stuff, its funnier
than Saturday Night Live at times.
Neil Brooks - 03 Mar 2006 03:19 GMT
> 8.7
>
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> an erection on Thursdays when Jennifer Aniston was on Friends, but now
> that "Earl" dude gives me whiskey dick?")

I like you.  I like you a lot--maybe too much ... I dunno'.

Everything about that post just makes me all giggly inside.

Nice design.  Nice execution.  Bravo!

Too early for Post Of The Year nominations??
The Central Scrutinizer - 03 Mar 2006 04:39 GMT
>Everything about that post just makes me all giggly inside.

I wonder if he'll send me a used hanky. I'd frame it and put it above
my toilet, so every time I took a cr....

Nope nope nope. Too much.

Note to self - DO NOT attempt to be witty in newsgroups immediately
after having watched The Aristocrats. It can only go badly.
The Real Bev - 03 Mar 2006 06:06 GMT
>>Everything about that post just makes me all giggly inside.
>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> Note to self - DO NOT attempt to be witty in newsgroups immediately
> after having watched The Aristocrats. It can only go badly.

You actually WATCHED?  I only heard the story...

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The Central Scrutinizer - 03 Mar 2006 16:44 GMT
>You actually WATCHED?  I only heard the story...

Oh God, it was horrible. A friend of mine asked me if I'd ever seen the
Aristocrats - I was about to tell him that I pretty much missed out on
ALL the old Disney classics, until I saw the spelling difference. So I
thought I'd give it a go. I tell you. Some people out there are SICK
SICK SICK. And these are people you see every day! Bob Saget - that
nice dad from the Full House TV show? Jeez, I thought I was gonna vomit
after he went at it for a few minutes. And when Gilbert Gotfried cut
loose, I almost felt my ears start to bleed. Yeesh! I think I washed my
hands 3 times through the course of the show. ;-)
The Central Scrutinizer - 03 Mar 2006 17:02 GMT
>You actually WATCHED?  I only heard the story...

Wait a minute - I think you just got me. ;)
Mike Tyner - 03 Mar 2006 05:39 GMT
How do we know they are too tight?

-MT

> what is the next logical size BC one should try if lenses are too
> tight? im afraid there are limitations, correct? astigmatism correction
> is a must for me, I'm currently wearing toric66 (BC 8.5). they are a
> bit tight.
CatmanX - 03 Mar 2006 10:33 GMT
My penis has chap marks......Oops, that was for alt.sex.net, anyway, on
with this story, I agree, who says? 66% lenses dry like all crap, it is
either crap material, heating or both. Get some proper lenses.

dr grant
administrator@lasikcourt.com - 04 Mar 2006 15:38 GMT
IS there an alt.ex.net? I need some distraction from my LASIK problems.
 
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