Attention Vision Scientists -- the cause of ammetropias has been found!

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retinula@hotmail.com - 24 Apr 2005 03:15 GMT

in case anyone has missed it, our good friend Andrew Edward Judd has
now answered the long-sought-after question of the cause of
ammetropias. Here is his direct quote:

"Hyperopia is associated with anger in the family. Myopia is related
to insecurity."

any day now, when his contribution to science is recognized by the
press, he will be famous. i can't wait for the news conference.

let's give some recognition to andrew for his contribution to vision
science.

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andrewedwardjudd@hotmail.com - 24 Apr 2005 03:20 GMT

Actually i cant take any credit really.

These patterns have been identified and described by many before me.

But thanks cretinula for drawing attention to what has been known for
some decades now

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retinula@hotmail.com - 24 Apr 2005 03:45 GMT

i guess all vision scientists involved in myopia research have just
overlooked "what has been known for some decades now".

you're really quite humble andrew, you know! people will like that
when they see you on TV during your press conference. won't all your
former friends who think you are a nutcase be impressed once they hear
what you've done. won't those myopia researchers in singapore be sorry
that they told you f_ck-off once they recognize your big brain. the
fame, the fortune, the women (well maybe not). mummy will be so proud.

why not tell leukoma all about your background? tell him your academic
training, your current job, and just how your hemispheres got to be so
large compared to all the rest of us.

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andrewedwardjudd@hotmail.com - 24 Apr 2005 03:53 GMT

The problem with some researchers is that they have the same mindset as
you Retinula. They dismiss the research they dont want to believe
and go looking for answers they can believe.

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Dr. Leukoma - 24 Apr 2005 04:02 GMT

Speaking only for myself, I don't dismiss any credible research. What
you present is psychobabble.

Now, please answer my question: What is your occupation, and what are
your academic credentials, please?

DrG

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andrewedwardjudd@hotmail.com - 24 Apr 2005 04:18 GMT

I have given an answer already. You obviously want a different answer
to the one i can give you. I am a retired property developer with a
degree in chemistry.

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Dr. Leukoma - 24 Apr 2005 05:13 GMT

Thank-you. I honestly can say that I don't recall you having said
that.

DrG

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