You are an alien from another world, visiting earth,
you beam down, just in time to see England win a victorious Ashes,
and so dress as you have just seen the earthlings dress.

You want to celebrate with them, but don't know a thing about this
earth activity called Dancing?

I suppose you could watch that alpha male called bruce on BBC, but hey
you've not worked out how to use the remote yet.

Well don't worry tinternet is a wide ranging reference, look:

http://www.wimp.com/lesson/