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A delightful day in Cornwall

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Peter James - 25 Mar 2008 17:41 GMT
A delightful day here in Cornwall today.  Sunny, warm and a gentle
breeze, and was just right for golf.  So here I am, back  at the
computer, neck encased with a cervical collar, up to the gills with
painkillers, having failed to win anything and not even to score well.
But it was great and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

So, here's a limerick, totally unconnected with anything on this
posting, that someone told me at the Golf Club this morning.

"There was a young fellow called Gill
Who's habits were really quite ill,
His sexual habits
involved white rabbits,
And a bird with a flexible bill.

Gad we all survived the Easter break. Take care,
Peter
Kay Robinson - 25 Mar 2008 21:07 GMT
>A delightful day here in Cornwall today.  Sunny, warm and a gentle
>breeze, and was just right for golf.  So here I am, back  at the
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>Gad we all survived the Easter break. Take care,
>Peter  

Sounds like you're having a fab time Peter. Thanks for the smile,
here's one from me.

A taxi driver picked up a fare, a nun. He couldn't take his eyes off
her. She asked him why he was staring. He stammered 'I always want to
ask nuns a question but am too embarrassed'. 'Ask away' the nun said,
'there's little that can embarrass me'. 'I've always wondered what
it's like to kiss a nun' the cabbie said. 'Are you a Roman Catholic
and single' asked the nun. 'Er yes' said the cabbie. 'In that case
pull over and you can kiss me' the nun said.

The cabbie pulled over, got in the back and snogged the nun. Their
journey resumed and the cabbie began to cry. 'What on earths up' the
nun asked. 'Well I've committed an awful sin' said the cabbie, 'I
lied, I'm a Babtist and married'. 'Never mind' said the nun, 'I'm
going to a Halloween party and my name's Kevin'.

Kay

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(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination.

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