Kerry Volunteer Gets Some Kerry-Primary Victory Sex
ST. PAUL, MN-Following U.S. Sen. John Kerry's win in the Minnesota
Democratic primary, campaign volunteer Ron Pelles, 24, got a little
Kerry-primary victory sex off of fellow volunteer Dawn Beecher Monday. "Dawn
and I were on such a high after Kerry took the state," Pelles said Tuesday
morning. "She gave me a congratulatory hug while we were loading up the van,
and there was just so much energy in the air that-bam!" Pelles said that he
and Beecher, a political-science major at the University of St. Thomas, went
back to his apartment and had intercourse twice, once with Beecher on top
and once in the spoon position.

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