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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Tinnitus / December 2003this will help your tinnitus
Any symptom - tinnitus, cut, toothache, can be made worse by anxiety reinforcement. One way to reduce this is by biofeedback. You position before a mirror. See the jaw, face brow breathe in count of four Breathe out count of six as you exhale let this be a signal to relax your face, jaw, brow, shoulders Look in the mirror to SEE these areas relax For one week do this 20 minutes/ day Then do it every hour on the hour even without a mirror for one minute. This is more effective than EERIE wax. Murray Grossan, M.D. http://www.ent-consult.com >Any symptom - tinnitus, cut, toothache, can be made worse by anxiety >reinforcement. [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] >This is more effective than EERIE wax. >Murray Grossan, M.D. .................. NOTHING is more effective than EERIE Wax. The above statement is *not* an opinion. It is a fact. Anybody wanna argue with me? :-) smn > >Any symptom - tinnitus, cut, toothache, can be made worse by anxiety > >reinforcement. [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > NOTHING is more effective than EERIE Wax. What is EERIE WAX? THX FP =================================== > The above statement is *not* an opinion. > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > smn >What is EERIE WAX? > >THX > >FP ............... There are so many ways to answer your question! But having read your posts over the past days and sensing your situation, perhaps an honest straight answer is best. EERIE Wax is a fictional product developed by a wonderful magician/comedian who is a very important part of the ast family named Bruce Meyers. While EERIE Wax may be produced in a fictional manufacturing plant, it has a very real "sales force" ably led by another ast friend named Bob DiMarco, a sales force dedicated to the persuit of humor and good fun. EERIE Wax may not exist, but it is a very real way to help keep us from taking ourselves too seriously. smn Can you trust this statement? Please second or third source these statements as this person has a long history here of deceit. Never contact any of the professionals here. Some have been sorry they followed this path previously. > >What is EERIE WAX? > > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > smn This is hillarious. Eerie wax is an old AST joke 'Ear Rings'. > Can you trust this statement? Please second or third source these > statements [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > > > smn > This is hillarious. Eerie wax is an old AST joke 'Ear Rings'. Eeirie Wax was actually discovered in Erie, PA by the Algonquin Indians who smoked it. The name change occurred because of the eeirie effects that ensued after bonging the stuff. It's use for tinnitus was a serentipitous discovery because the tribe complained they couuld no longer hear the ceremonial ringing of the bells for the annual Virgin Festival. This is all well-documented in the re-release of Blazing Saddles wherein Mongo is actually credited with the name/spelling change. Do a google search if you doubt the veracity of this. PaulS is my name, history my game! I don't mean to knock EERIE wax and promote my product, but remember Bora Bora juice comes with a guarantee! There is a guarantee as to its effectiveness. It is guaranteed to be as effective as ANY placebo. We are currently signing up for the next trip to Bora Bora to pick the root with the maidens in the moonlight. Sign up today! Don't miss this opportunity! Murray Grossan, M.D. http://www.ent-consult.com >Eeirie Wax was actually discovered in Erie, PA by the Algonquin Indians who >smoked it. The name change occurred because of the eeirie effects that [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >PaulS is my name, history my game! Paul: ... but you're completely discounting the valiant research efforts of Bruce, who was just your average comedian/magician in comical Seattle until the research bug hit him hard -- the rest is history. Actually, his initial goal was merely to become the wealthiest guy in the State of Washington -- with Bill Gates, Paul Allen and their friends, you think this is easy ! Now for homework, you'll have to sit through the Blazing Saddles movie one more time. Actually, at EERIE ISLAND, our main business is now Condos -- it's hard to make a decent buck in the T field -- too many AST complaining customers -- go figure ! Ciao-4-now, Bob D. Long Island, NY bdimarco@optonline.net >Actually, his initial goal was merely to become the wealthiest guy >in the State of Washington -- with Bill Gates, Paul Allen and their >friends, you think this is easy ! ............. Not so. His goal was to do it through EERIE Wax - and for nobody to know it. smn >>Actually, his initial goal was merely to become the wealthiest guy >>in the State of Washington -- with Bill Gates, Paul Allen and their [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >smn Doctor: As a matter of fact, most people still don't know it -- and the Bruce-ster likes it that way. We're still a leader in under- the-counter medications (and are doing very nicely in the Condo business on EERIE ISLAND). Enjoy the holidays, Bob D. Long Island, NY bdimarco@optonline.net >Doctor: > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >Long Island, NY >bdimarco@optonline.net .............. Well, all I care about is that Bruce continue to pay me my $1000/week for posting on ast. It's a considerable amount of money for me -- even though it's pocket change for him! smn > >Doctor: > > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > smn Oh yeah. Not to worry. In fact I'm thinking of giving you a raise. I've been placing the payments into that trust account. It's safe there as I'm the only with access to it. Trust me. One of Murray's nubile Bora Bora maidens is attempting to put a lean on that account. What's up with that, Stephen? Bruce I honestly thought EERIE WAX was a form of ear candling, something that would turn you into a human candle opera. Brad > I honestly thought EERIE WAX was a form of ear candling, something > that would turn you into a human candle opera. > > Brad Hi Brad, Several individuals over the years have written me for more information on EERIE WAX, so don't feel alone :-) "EERIE WAX" is a pun on "ear wax"..... eerily speaking. If it's candling you want, we here at EERIE WAX have that covered too: Buy the latest state-of-the-art neeeeeeewwww EERIE CANDLE 3000. EERIE CANDLE 3000 does away with all other cleaning methods with their messy soaps, oils, Q-tips, rags, routers and handrills. EERIE CANDLE 3000 replaces the old messy and dangerous bees wax ear candles with pure clean-burning butane or propane flame in it's lifetime guaranteed space-age plastic candle which you'll never have to replace. The EERIE CANDLE 3000 is a two candle set mounted on headgear offering hands free safe suction cleaning of your ears while you are shaving, plucking you eyebrows, driving or watching TV. Ears still not clean? EERIE CANDLE 3000 comes with a universal shop-vacuum attachment so that you can suck out the entire hearing mechanism giving you easy access for cleaning those hard-to-get-to areas of the middle and inner ear. EERIE CANDLE 3000 also comes with soothing scents of jasmine, pine, rose-incense, chocolate and strawberry. Bruce, the benevolent founder of EERIE WAX, a tinnitus remedy > Buy the latest state-of-the-art neeeeeeewwww EERIE CANDLE 3000. EERIE > CANDLE 3000 does away with all other cleaning methods with their messy [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > Bruce, the benevolent founder of > EERIE WAX, a tinnitus remedy Newbies: Don't be taken it by Bruce. You can collect your own EERIE Wax by following these simple steps: 1. Remove your shirt. 2. Eat raw jalapeno peppers. 3. Scrape wax from shoulders. What did you think those "nubile maidens" did all day? Bill > > bradwilson64@yahoo.com (Brad Wilson) wrote in message > news:<405570fc.0312191852.215015c3@posting.google.com>... [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > > Bill Yes, those nubile maidens did that all day. True. But well, they didn't get to glow. Only true EERIE WAX will do that. Susanne From: shrkatty@aol.com (ShrkAtty) Newsgroups: alt.support.tinnitus > I'm surprised no one has recited the corporate mantra (which can be readily > shown by medical research): > ~*Nothing* works better than EERIE WAX.~ > RHaj "While one is having an authentic laugh tinnitus ceases to exist." - Quackman Give Quackman Comics for Christmas "Look ... up in the sky!" "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It's Super.... no wait... it's a bird." "Yeah, it's bird." "It'd been cool if it was Superman." "Yeah, but it wasn't. It was just a bird." "Yeah." QUACKMAN! Hero of Quackman Comics. Available only thru: EERIE WAX, a tinnitus remedy >"While one is having an authentic laugh tinnitus >ceases to exist." - Quackman > >Give Quackman Comics for Christmas Thuffering thuckatash Quackman -- Are you weally back ??? Enjoy the holidays, Bob D. Long Island, NY bdimarco@optonline.net On 20 Dec 2003 18:42:14 -0800, sagesseinfinie2002@yahoo.com (Susanne Sourire) wrote: >Yes, those nubile maidens did that all day. True. But well, they >didn't get to glow. Only true EERIE WAX will do that. > >Susanne Susanne: Our research team has discovered that if we mix the Jalepeno peppers with the Jar'O'Hornets product, we can produce a jar which actually glows in the dark and levitates ! Bruce is currently incorporating all this in his must-see magic act. Enjoy the holidays, Bob D. Long Island, NY bdimarco@optonline.net > On 20 Dec 2003 18:42:14 -0800, sagesseinfinie2002@yahoo.com (Susanne > Sourire) wrote: [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > Long Island, NY > bdimarco@optonline.net Whew, Bob:-)) THAT sounds, eh, INTERESTING:-))) Will there be a video with demonstration of the product?:-) Happy Holidays to you too:-) Susanne On 22 Dec 2003 10:44:22 -0800, sagesseinfinie2002@yahoo.com (Susanne Sourire) wrote: >Whew, Bob:-)) THAT sounds, eh, INTERESTING:-))) Will there be a video >with demonstration of the product?:-) > >Happy Holidays to you too:-) > >Susanne Susanne: Trust me -- Bruce is better than Lenny and Squiggy descending into the room (for Laverne & Shirley fans only) ! Have a great holiday season, Bob D. Long Island, NY bdimarco@optonline.net From: "Bob" <nobody@somewhere.now> Newsgroups: alt.support.tinnitus >> Buy the latest state-of-the-art neeeeeeewwww EERIE CANDLE 3000. EERIE >> CANDLE 3000 does away with all other cleaning methods with their messy >> soaps, oils, Q-tips, rags, routers and handrills. > Newbies: Don't be taken it by Bruce. You can collect your own EERIE Wax by > following these simple steps: > 1. Remove your shirt. > 2. Eat raw jalapeno peppers. > 3. Scrape wax from shoulders. Whaaat the h.... you know darn well that the warranty on those jalapeno peppers aren't worth the paper they're printed on! Take them back to the grocery store and try and get your money back because they failed to clean your ear canals. Plus, with the EERIE Candle 3000 you don't experience "The Ring Of Fire" the next morning as you do with jalapeno peppers. > What did you think those "nubile maidens" did all day? > Bill .... er.... do they really perform Step #1 on your above directions??? Bruce EERIE WAX is a device to break and ridicule honest trials to solve the tinnitus puzzle. When a person here tries to suggest an alternative method that appears to work the professionals attack, ridicule and try to discourage the supporters of the method. EERIE WAX is one of the techniques used in this manner. You see, they all suffer from severe anxiety in this world. If you don't believe me ask any one of them if they are not on medication, anxiety medication. They will all deny taking it or deny they take it for that reason. Mental illness runs amuck in this group among a certain clique. > I honestly thought EERIE WAX was a form of ear candling, something > that would turn you into a human candle opera. > > Brad >EERIE WAX is a device to break and ridicule honest trials to solve the >tinnitus puzzle. When a person here tries to suggest an alternative method >that appears to work the professionals attack, ridicule and try to >discourage the supporters of the method. EERIE WAX is one of the techniques >used in this manner. Brad: Unfortunately, both Bruce and I have received a number of requests for further information and scientific detail about "our product". I really wish we had something more substantial than our EERIE WAX banter to offer. Your distributors materials are in the mail -- and Bruce will visit you personally to show you our techniques. Unfortunately, he's still in the witness protection program and can't reveal his schedule. Enjoy the holidays, Bob D. Long Island, NY bdimarco@optonline.net Try a "Brad" to the side of your temple perhaps? A 1.75 inch unit should suffice. > >EERIE WAX is a device to break and ridicule honest trials to solve the > >tinnitus puzzle. When a person here tries to suggest an alternative method [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > Long Island, NY > bdimarco@optonline.net >Try a "Brad" to the side of your temple perhaps? A 1.75 inch unit should >suffice. E. R.: Have a nice holiday, Bob D. Long Island, NY bdimarco@optonline.net "Bob D." <bdimarco@optonline.net> wrote in message > ... but you're completely discounting the valiant research efforts of Bruce, Bob, Not at all. Bruce did a brilliant job of PROVING the direct effect of Eerie wax. But he probably got the idea that it worked from Mongo. His major contribution has been in marketing and distribution. For that we're greatful! PS From: entconsult@aol.comnospam (ENTconsult) Newsgroups: alt.support.tinnitus > I don't mean to knock EERIE wax and promote my product, but remember > Bora Bora juice comes with a guarantee! > There is a guarantee as to its effectiveness. > It is guaranteed to be as effective as ANY placebo. Murray, the above portion of your post is plagiarism of EERIE WAX promotions. The below portion is promotion of pleasurism waxing eerily. > We are currently signing up for the next trip to Bora Bora to pick the root > with the maidens in the moonlight. > Sign up today! Don't miss this opportunity! > Murray Grossan, M.D. > http://www.ent-consult.com Bruce, the benevolent founder of EERIE WAX, a tinnitus remedy http://eebee.net/eeriewax.html so are you. > This is hillarious. Eerie wax is an old AST joke 'Ear Rings'. Good one. > so are you. > > > This is hillarious. Eerie wax is an old AST joke 'Ear Rings'. I knew you had a sense of humour. It has disappeared since your re-entry. > Good one. > > > so are you. > > > > > This is hillarious. Eerie wax is an old AST joke 'Ear Rings'. It's a long running AST joke... essentially a commentary on all the bogus 'treatments' out there like t-gone etc. I think the guy who started it doesn't post here anymore. > > NOTHING is more effective than EERIE Wax. > > What is EERIE WAX? I'm surprised no one has recited the corporate mantra (which can be readily shown by medical research): ~*Nothing* works better than EERIE WAX.~ RHaj >I'm surprised no one has recited the corporate mantra (which can be readily >shown by medical research): > >~*Nothing* works better than EERIE WAX.~ > >RHaj Rhaj: We have about a five year backup for you of cases who don't agree with us about this -- probably another five years worth of Jar'O'Hornets cases also -- Why do you think we moved our operation to EERIE ISLAND ! Enjoy the holidays, Bob D. Long Island, NY bdimarco@optonline.net I hate to bust your bubble but I tried it and It didn't work. It takes more that that to reverse permanant damage. > Any symptom - tinnitus, cut, toothache, can be made worse by anxiety > reinforcement. [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > Murray Grossan, M.D. > http://www.ent-consult.com >I hate to bust your bubble but I tried it and It didn't work. It takes more >that that to reverse permanant damage It's not about reversing damage, it's about learning not to react to your tinnitus. For most folks, that's what it comes down to. Susan |
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