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BruceMeyerz - 24 Jun 2003 03:18 GMT
Coming home I stepped through the metal detector
at the airport five times before I realized the 'beep'
was my tinnitus.

Wasn't a totally bad experience though. My odd behavior
of repeatedly stepping through to a strip search.

Bruce    8-) <------ contented expression

                     ~*~ The A.S.T. Motto ~*~

"Never wrestle with a pig, you get dirty and the pig enjoys it."

                              ~*~
Capt. Ron Yoli - 24 Jun 2003 03:26 GMT
<<<before I realized the 'beep'
> was my tinnitus. >>>

Nope, that "beep" was a higher authority reminding you that you STILL have
your head firmly planted deep in yer a.s!

However, I still have HOPE for you.

Cheers

Capt. Ron

> Coming home I stepped through the metal detector
> at the airport five times before I realized the 'beep'
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>
>                                ~*~
BruceMeyerz - 24 Jun 2003 07:25 GMT
> Coming home I stepped through the metal detector
> at the airport five times before I realized the 'beep'
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Bruce    8-) <------ contented expression

Oops, I meant to write "My odd behavior of repeatedly
stepping through _led_ to a strip search."

Toldja I wuz content.

Bruce


                      ~*~ The A.S.T. Motto ~*~

"Never wrestle with a pig, you get dirty and the pig enjoys it."

                               ~*~
William Kaufman - 24 Jun 2003 14:19 GMT
>                        ~*~ The A.S.T. Motto ~*~
>
>  "Never wrestle with a pig, you get dirty and the pig enjoys it."

Bruce--

This sig is an nonstop provocation that accomplishes exactly the opposite of
what you seem to intend. It merely stirs the muck of acrimony by calling
other people pigs--behavior that is as deplorable as any you claim to abhor.
Why don't you retire this and just stick to tinnitus without playing Dr.
Phil.
terri231 - 24 Jun 2003 17:44 GMT
> >                        ~*~ The A.S.T. Motto ~*~
> >
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> Why don't you retire this and just stick to tinnitus without playing Dr.
> Phil.

How was your vacation, Bill?  Where did you go?  Did it improve your
general outlook at all?

Terri
RememberMe? - 24 Jun 2003 18:16 GMT
^How was your vacation, Bill?  Where did you go?  Did it improve your
^general outlook at all?
^
^Terri

And where have you been the past few days? I've missed you!
*TIIIICKLE* *TICKLE* *TICKLE* *TICKLE* *TICKLE*
Capt. Ron Yoli - 24 Jun 2003 22:35 GMT
<<<<> And where have you been the past few days? I've missed you!
> *TIIIICKLE* *TICKLE* *TICKLE* *TICKLE* *TICKLE*> ^

Man, this f.cker is a strange dude in a weird fuckin mood!

Eeerie little weird f.cker, probably licks his sisters panties and sh.t like
that.

Carry on there Commander Tickle!  Weird & Twisted little f.cker.

Capt. Ron

How was your vacation, Bill?  Where did you go?  Did it improve your
> ^general outlook at all?
> ^
> ^Terri
>
> And where have you been the past few days? I've missed you!
> *TIIIICKLE* *TICKLE* *TICKLE* *TICKLE* *TICKLE*
RememberMe? - 25 Jun 2003 05:01 GMT
^<<<<> And where have you been the past few days? I've missed you!
^> *TIIIICKLE* *TICKLE* *TICKLE* *TICKLE* *TICKLE*> ^
^
^Man, this f.cker is a strange dude in a weird fuckin mood!
^
^Eeerie little weird f.cker, probably licks his sisters panties and sh.t like
^that.

I have no need for such perversions. Not when I can make your wife
scream in ecstacy, working my special "tickle rod" round and round,
inside of her!

^
^Carry on there Commander Tickle!  Weird & Twisted little f.cker.
^
^Capt. Ron
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^How was your vacation, Bill?  Where did you go?  Did it improve your
^> ^general outlook at all?
^> ^
^> ^Terri
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^> And where have you been the past few days? I've missed you!
^> *TIIIICKLE* *TICKLE* *TICKLE* *TICKLE* *TICKLE*
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BruceMeyerz - 24 Jun 2003 19:37 GMT
> >                        ~*~ The A.S.T. Motto ~*~
> >
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Why don't you retire this and just stick to tinnitus without playing Dr.
> Phil.

Hi William,

I find the hostiles will use anything to provocate for that matter,
and I feel the phrase to be apropos. I will honestly give it some
thought, however.

Bruce
Martin - 24 Jun 2003 20:41 GMT
>Oops, I meant to write "My odd behavior of repeatedly
>stepping through _led_ to a strip search."

I would contact Gloria Alridge and sue for your homosexual rights
being violated. You should be allowed to sway any way you like through
the detectors.

But did you mention that they forgot the cavity search, sweetie?

Martin Aquinas - Bruce and Jimmy should head to Canada
Gym Bob - 25 Jun 2003 02:43 GMT
Get your teeth fixed before you leave home!

> But did you mention that they forgot the cavity search, sweetie?
>
> Martin Aquinas - Bruce and Jimmy should head to Canada
 
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