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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Tinnitus / October 2003Hey Bruce -- How do you get rid of EERIE HORNETS ???
Bruce: Our research staff has found that feeding our Jar'O'Hornet population our new EERIE WAX 2004 has resulted in a hornet who is twice the size and three times the potency of a normal hornet ! Unfortunately, a few of them got away and we've discovered that they don't need any jar to sting you where it hurts the most. We've tried calling exterminators and even Witch Doctors -- Nobody will come -- What can we do ??? Aside from this, all is well on EERIE Island and we're maintaining our production schedule and profits are up !! RHaj has tied up the Jug'O'Hornets guys up in legal knots at the world court, but unfortunately the leader of the Jugs (Bruiser), who is also known as "The Big Tripod", has challenged you to a product posedown -- anywhere, any time according to him. Are you 'UP' for it or are we going to have to send you back into our witness protection program ??? Ciao-4-now, Bob D. Long Island, NY bdimarco@optonline.net >Bruce: > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] >Long Island, NY >bdimarco@optonline.net It's hard to get excited over hornet therapy. Terri http://pub219.ezboard.com/btinnitusactivismandsupport >It's hard to get excited over hornet therapy. > >Terri Terri: In this group, we'll try almost anything ... Bob D. Long Island, NY bdimarco@optonline.net > Bruce: > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > Long Island, NY > bdimarco@optonline.net We can get my cat, a hornet is like a mars bar to him. He also eats wasps and spiders :) >> Bruce: >> [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] >We can get my cat, a hornet is like a mars bar to him. He also eats wasps >and spiders :) I read somewhere that everyone swallows about 8 spiders a year mostly when they are sleeping. Terri http://pub219.ezboard.com/btinnitusactivismandsupport > I read somewhere that everyone swallows about 8 spiders a year mostly > when they are sleeping. No point to swallowing an awake spider. PS >> I read somewhere that everyone swallows about 8 spiders a year mostly >> when they are sleeping. > >No point to swallowing an awake spider. > >PS No..they put their legs out so they don't go down. Terri http://pub219.ezboard.com/btinnitusactivismandsupport > I read somewhere that everyone swallows about 8 spiders a year mostly >> when they are sleeping. ........................ Oh my God, that's disgusting. Im going in to vacuum my mattress right now. - jean :) > > I read somewhere that everyone swallows about 8 spiders a year mostly > >> when they are sleeping. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > - jean :) I think I'll do that same thing. Right now:-)They may be crispy and all, but I don't really like eating them. Susanne Where else would tinnitus come from if it isn't from the internal spiders? Don't be ridiculous to suggest anything else. > > I read somewhere that everyone swallows about 8 spiders a year mostly > >> when they are sleeping. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > - jean :) > Bruce: > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > most. We've tried calling exterminators and even Witch Doctors -- > Nobody will come -- What can we do ??? Why call the exterminators and Witch Doctors???? Good lord, man! Call the bill collectors and the CPA's. Every one "stung where it hurts" by one of our runaway hornets is getting benefits from our product without paying for it. What would Microsoft do in a situation like this? Think man, HTINK! > Aside from this, all is well on EERIE Island and we're maintaining > our production schedule and profits are up !! Oh good. > RHaj has tied up the Jug'O'Hornets guys up in legal knots at the > world court, but unfortunately the leader of the Jugs (Bruiser), [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Are you 'UP' for it or are we going to have to send you back > into our witness protection program ??? Bob, you tell that guy if he wants to challenge and "measure up" to me .... he'd better find a very long hallway. Best Regards, Bruce, the humble and benevolent founder of EERIE WAX, a tinnitus remedy > Ciao-4-now, > > Bob D. > Long Island, NY > bdimarco@optonline.net > > Bruce: > > [quoted text clipped - 42 lines] > > Long Island, NY > > bdimarco@optonline.net "Every one "stung where it hurts" by one of our runaway hornets is getting benefits from our product without paying for it" Reproduction of an altered hornet in the wild is difficult to say the least, so I would not worry about a sky filled with floating cures snatching your profit margins. The larger issue, however, is basically that double blinders testing has proven that the Jar O' Hornets when placed correctly over the ear brings far more substantial relief than EERIE Wax. While this may come as a shock to some, progress cannot be twarted, we must move forward gentlemen. At present I am attempting to purchase the legal rights to Jar O' Hornets and potentially having an IPO of Jar O' Hornets. SonnyBuzzing "It's all in the Stinger !" http://tinnitustimes.netfirms.com/introducingjarohornets.htm > > > Bruce: > > > [quoted text clipped - 59 lines] > "It's all in the Stinger !" > http://tinnitustimes.netfirms.com/introducingjarohornets.htm Sounds *gooood* to me. Tell you what ... uh... Sonny, make the check out for Jar O'Hornets for me personally of 50% of JO'H. I'll personally sell you another 25% after you offer the IPO in the first quarter of next year. Then in the 3rd quarter EERIE WAX will make a bid for merger. By then we'll have some major mutual funds wanting to pick us up for their portfolio. Have you met Murray's South Pacific island maidens who PR for his Bora Bora Root as yet? Bruce, http://eebee.net/eeriewax.html |
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