""Longer durations of intercourse didn't result in as high of an
immune response as did short durations." Siciliani suggests that short
periods of thrusting create the highest levels of S-IgA. She quoted a
colleague as having said, "You have proven a case for quickies.""

Beautiful.  Just beautiful.

"Honey, it's medical.  Please?"

Everything about that article (no offense, Murray) beats the crap out
of shoving a WaterPik wand up my nose twice a day ;-)

Nurse, instead of that aspirin ah.....