Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Prostatitis / September 2003
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Newsgroup Poster - 09 Sep 2003 18:37 GMT Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? I think all them years of hard riding are finally catching up with me (LOL) -- would y'all please recommend something like, I dunno, special seats, seat posts, underwear, shocks, etc.?? What's the science on this unfortunate "occupational hazard", anyway? Links, citations, please?
Just think...future generations will thank you! I certainly will!
Sorni - 09 Sep 2003 18:47 GMT > Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? > I think all them years of hard riding are finally catching up with me [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Just think...future generations will thank you! I certainly will! That you, Brock?
James Calivar - 09 Sep 2003 18:47 GMT > Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? > I think all them years of hard riding are finally catching up with me [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Just think...future generations will thank you! I certainly will! http://www.koobi.com
You're welcome.
James
Super Slinky - 09 Sep 2003 19:10 GMT Newsgroup Poster said...
> Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? > I think all them years of hard riding are finally catching up with me [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Just think...future generations will thank you! I certainly will! For off-road bike: Big tires High TPI tires Low tire pressures Full suspension (preferably coil) Carbon seat post WTB Rocket V Laser saddle Performance Gel shorts Stand up once in a while
For road bikes, I don't know. Just thinking about them makes my posterior sore.
Rick Onanian - 09 Sep 2003 20:19 GMT > For off-road bike: > Carbon seat post ...or, good suspension post like a Thud Buster or Tricky Dick.
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P e t e F a g e r l i n - 09 Sep 2003 19:19 GMT >Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? >I think all them years of hard riding are finally catching up with me >(LOL) -- would y'all please recommend something like, I dunno, special >seats, seat posts, underwear, shocks, etc.?? What's the science on >this unfortunate "occupational hazard", anyway? Links, citations, >please? http://www.bikeworld.com/product/selle/jpg/slr.jpg
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Didier A. Depireux - 09 Sep 2003 19:42 GMT In rec.bicycles.racing Newsgroup Poster <ng_poster@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? > I think all them years of hard riding are finally catching up with me > (LOL) You are now man enough to graduate to
http://www.sheldonbrown.com/real-man.html
Didier
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Nick Burns - 09 Sep 2003 20:58 GMT > Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? > I think all them years of hard riding are finally catching up with me [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Just think...future generations will thank you! I certainly will! If you are trying to be funny, I have nothing to add. If you are serious, you need to explain your problem. Most cases of crotch problems simply require fine tuning your position and possibly a saddle change. As far as your statement, "all them years of hard riding" is concerned, you need to get this saddle problem sorted out before putting the big miles in. Once the problem is solved, big miles are very easy on male hardware. During the early season when you are adding time in the saddle to your schedule, your a.s does get used to the rest. That is really the only area that should be uncomfortable for a while.
I have never had problems with my crotch.
Dashi Toshii - 09 Sep 2003 22:06 GMT > > Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? > > I think all them years of hard riding are finally catching up with me [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > > > Just think...future generations will thank you! I certainly will! May be cancer, have your balls checked by a professional!
Dashii
P e t e F a g e r l i n - 09 Sep 2003 22:28 GMT >> > Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? >> > I think all them years of hard riding are finally catching up with me [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >May be cancer, have your balls checked by a professional! Sounds like carniverous worms to me.
See a doctor.
Newsgroup Poster - 15 Sep 2003 17:49 GMT > >May be cancer, have your balls checked by a professional! > > Sounds like carniverous worms to me. > > See a doctor. What?? Oh, sorry, I should have been more detailed in my description...it's my crotch, that area "underneath" one's testicles in-between either thigh, the point of that pelvic bone...sorry, I'm not really familiar with anatomical names...I didn't mean the testicles, actually, I mean that region...where a vagina would be on female variants of human beings!
Really, I'm not the only one having a problem...it seems seat adjustment does but so much...I try to avoid bumps when I can, but that stuff pretty much comes with the territory, on or off-road...I will check out the links...thanks to all who replied....
Richard Williamson - 16 Sep 2003 19:47 GMT > What?? Oh, sorry, I should have been more detailed in my > description...it's my crotch, that area "underneath" one's testicles > in-between either thigh, the point of that pelvic bone...sorry, I'm > not really familiar with anatomical names... The technical term is the 'notcher' (as it's notcher balls, and notcher arse)
Richard W
Swain - 16 Sep 2003 20:11 GMT > The technical term is the 'notcher' (as it's notcher balls, and notcher arse) > > Richard W Or down south the term is "Tain't"
Tain't yer balls, tain't yer arse, just tain't!
Tallsilver
Rick Onanian - 17 Sep 2003 01:24 GMT > The technical term is the 'notcher' (as it's notcher balls, and notcher > arse) No, that's "taint", as in "taint quite yer balls, taint quite yer arse"...
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niceshyguymiami - 20 Sep 2003 13:52 GMT You people are a bunch of inbred red necked peckerwoods !
>> The technical term is the 'notcher' (as it's notcher balls, and notcher >> arse) [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >> Richard W Runkle - 09 Sep 2003 22:47 GMT > I have never had problems with my crotch. At least not cycling related problems anyway...
John Harlow - 09 Sep 2003 23:09 GMT Aren't you obliged to follow up with:
"Oh - and *you're welcome*"?
Boyd Speerschneider - 10 Sep 2003 03:38 GMT > Aren't you obliged to follow up with: > > "Oh - and *you're welcome*"? That's the Nick Burn's "Your Company's Computer Guy"... different d00d ;)
Newsgroup Poster - 15 Sep 2003 17:58 GMT > > Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? > > I think all them years of hard riding are finally catching up with me [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > If you are trying to be funny, I have nothing to add. If you are serious, > you need to explain your problem. You are right, I should have been more detailed in my description...I'm having discomfort in my "crotch", that area where a woman's vagina would be, right between the thighs where the "point" of the pelvis is...after close to an hour of riding it gets uncomfortable...it's not quite pain, but close enough I suppose, though nothing sharp...really just an uncomfortable sensation, ironically bordering on numbness....
> Most cases of crotch problems simply > require fine tuning your position and possibly a saddle change. Yeah, but except for that fancy seat with the hole in it, I've tried every saddle variant there is, it seems, at most every height and angle....
> As far as > your statement, "all them years of hard riding" is concerned, you need to [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > a.s does get used to the rest. That is really the only area that should be > uncomfortable for a while. My a.s, as such, has no problem unique to cycling (what the Germans call "Sitztfleisch" for studying occasions the same casual discomfort whether sitting at work or at a boring movie). It is that area between the a.s and the cheeks, in-between the thighs...yes, it's surely a saddle issue, in the end...I was just wondering if there's a particular seat (or underwear or whatever) I should use....
> I have never had problems with my crotch. Well, I wish I could say the same...I've been riding since thirteen, I've only taken two years off while in the Army, otherwise I've been riding every year...I'd say a good ten miles a week, on average, each and every year...and now that I'm thirty, I'm supposed to be worried about this stuff....
Penny S - 15 Sep 2003 18:03 GMT Newsgroup Poster scrawled in bright red lipstick: having discomfort in my "crotch", that area where a
> woman's vagina would be, right between the thighs where the "point" of > the pelvis is...after close to an hour of riding it gets > uncomfortable...it's not quite pain, but close enough I suppose, > though nothing sharp...really just an uncomfortable sensation, > ironically bordering on numbness.... that might be "perineum"
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Peter Cole - 09 Sep 2003 21:24 GMT > Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? > I think all them years of hard riding are finally catching up with me [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Just think...future generations will thank you! I certainly will! Try not to sit on them.
MGS - 10 Sep 2003 00:54 GMT Cross posting SPAM. Obviously not a serious post.
Sent from an anonymous news group poster.
Don't waste your time with a serious reply
None offered, non deserved.
PLONK
P e t e F a g e r l i n - 10 Sep 2003 01:33 GMT >Cross posting SPAM. Obviously not a serious post. > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >PLONK Ah, apparently the net nannie meeting just ended.
niceshyguymiami - 10 Sep 2003 10:16 GMT Bike riding causes prostatitis and infertility. Any post that does not deal with the wonders of "Prosta Q" is not welcome on this board - ba hahaha !!!
>ballz!! SPAM and PLONK >From: P e t e F a g e r l i n pete@petefagerlin.com [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > >Ah, apparently the net nannie meeting just ended. onefred - 10 Sep 2003 01:41 GMT > Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? If ye has ye balls mounted that far down, they're probably being crushed between ye thighs.
No cycling seat will help you, much less any chair you will ever find. Why don't ya just whack the old family jewels off? At least you'll be able to cycle. :)_
Dave
Steve Leuty - 10 Sep 2003 16:47 GMT I think its's Troy.
>Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? >I think all them years of hard riding are finally catching up with me [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >Just think...future generations will thank you! I certainly will! > smokey - 16 Sep 2003 17:52 GMT > Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? > I think all them years of hard riding are finally catching up with me [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Just think...future generations will thank you! I certainly will! my opinion is that you should check your seat tilt and front to rear positioning. conventional wisdom is to have it level front-to-rear, but that doesn't work for everyone. having the rails slid too far forward in the post clamp will have you constantly sliding onto your sensitive bits and will also put too much pressure on your hands and arms. the best thing i ever did for my nether region was to install a two bolt seat post with 25mm offset(found on sale at performance). this allows infinite tilt and positioning adjustments that never slip. i also don't subscribe to the theory of the new "crotch-saver" saddles. i'm running a brooks champion flyer with standard nose and it is more comfortable than any of the others i've used, including koobi, selle italia, and selle san marco (all of the 'crotch-saver' type). smokey
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