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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Prostatitis / January 2005chronic prostatitis cure
Here's how I finally cured my chronic prostatitis. After visiting several urologists and trying many different antibiotics without success, I finally figured out a cure. 1. Drink plenty of strong caffeinated coffee 8 - 12 cups daily. 2. Drink at least 12 oz of bourbon daily. 3. Eat plenty of spicy processed foods. Deep fried food works best. 4. Consume plenty of dairy products. 5. Purchase a pogo stick and exercise on it 3 hours daily - this will help relieve lower back and genital pains. Horseback riding over paved roads also works. 6. Have lots of unprotected sex with strangers - STDs help cure some forms of prostatitis. 7. Deprive yourself of sleep often. 8. Take several cold showers daily. Warm water is very bad for the prostate. 9. Buy and consume as many useless herbal products as you can. Wasting money sometimes relieves prostatitis discomfort. I often stated that I would not wish CPPS on my worst enemy. You, however, fall below that catagory and perhaps deserve to expirience the suffering. Now get lost, troll. > Here's how I finally cured my chronic prostatitis. After visiting several > urologists and trying many different antibiotics without success, I finally [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > 9. Buy and consume as many useless herbal products as you can. Wasting > money sometimes relieves prostatitis discomfort. I guess another symptom of prostatitis is loss of sense of humor. If you give me your address, I'd be happy to send you a case of 5 alarm chili as an apology ELTON, you stupid twat. "Elton Fan" <eltonfan28@yahoo.com> wrote in news:1107034149.730169.128740 @z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com: > I often stated that I would not wish CPPS on my worst enemy. You, > however, fall below that catagory and perhaps deserve to expirience the > suffering. > > Now get lost, troll. What was funny about what you had to say, twit? Do you go running to see an orphanage burning just to laugh at those who get out? >I guess another symptom of prostatitis is loss of sense of humor. If you >give [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >> >> Now get lost, troll. Well it obvious that you do not make your living as a comedian (you would have starved to death years ago if that were the case). There is nothing funny about CP/CPPS. Many men with this condition have had their lives, careers, and relationships destroyed. Many have also considered committing suicide to escape the suffering. We come to this newsgroup to get answers and support, not to have sh.t heads like you laugh at us and give advice that could provoke flare ups in most people. Take your 5 alarm chili and shove it where the sun never shines! >I guess another symptom of prostatitis is loss of sense of humor. If you >give [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >> >> Now get lost, troll. > Well it obvious that you do not make your living as a comedian (you would > have starved to death years ago if that were the case). > > There is nothing funny about CP/CPPS. Many men with this condition have > had their lives, careers, and relationships destroyed. Many have also > considered committing suicide to escape the suffering. If that is the only thing they have wrong forcing them to consider suicide, perhaps they ought to grow up. There are plenty with a lot worse wrong who suffer in silence. Even I have more than JUST CP wrong with me and I am still here. Try never being able to sleep deeply every single night and see how down that makes you feel, then add CP to it, heart problems and about 5 auto immune problems separately. You just have to be a man and stop blubbering and accept this is it then do something about it or get on with life, whichever you choose. > We come to this newsgroup to get answers and support, not to have sh.t > heads like you laugh at us and give advice that could provoke flare ups in > most people. We also come here for some humour, too. > Take your 5 alarm chili and shove it where the sun never shines! Antarctic in Winter? |
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