Explosive Diarrhea Associated With Viagra

I am 61 and tried Viagra for the first time. I took the reccommended
dose and after a few hours my testicles and vision started to turn
blue along with the hardest wood I have produced in years. I laid down
on the bed and my 37 year old lady friend crawled between my legs for
a little lesson on the old skinflute. As he took it in her mouth, my
penis started throbbing and shaking enough to rattle
her teeth. Then out of nowhere, I let a high pitched fart and Niagara
Falls spewed out of my a.s. It covered my ladyfriend and she retched
and gagged. My scrotum was royal blue by this time and my nuts were
bouncing like jumping beans!

She got up, screamed and ran out of the house. And she won't talk to
me anymore. Do you think these side effects should be reported to the
manufacturer?