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Juan Moreira - 02 Apr 2006 12:00 GMT

I have BPH. After drinking a cup or so of liquids, I must take a pee after
one hour and a half, sometimes 2 hours. I must drive a car for several hours
in the highway, sometimes with passengers. Also, even in the cinema, it is
very embarrassing to get up in the middle, disturbing all the spectators in
the raw, who must get up to let me pass; twice: when going and when
returning.
My question is, if there exists a device that I can put on, which will allow
me to pee while sitting, without other people noticing. Afterwards, I could
dispose of the urine, or the full container, whatever.
TIA,
Peter

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Ed - 02 Apr 2006 17:18 GMT

>I have BPH. After drinking a cup or so of liquids, I must take a pee after
>one hour and a half, sometimes 2 hours. I must drive a car for several hours
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>TIA,
>Peter

And how about those long bus rides when touring Latin America?

Check into the "Policeman's Friend". This is a device for collecting
urine.
http://www.loc.gov/catdir/samples/random044/99043160.html (about 1/2
way down).
Also, http://tinyurl.com/ofppr.

You can buy devices like this at good pharmacies. Ask for an external
catheter and leg bag.

(Sorry, I don't have personal experience, and can't say for sure
whether your theater friends would be less annoyed by the tell-tale
trickling sound of pee going into a bottle!)

I'm curious about all those spectators in the raw.

Ed

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Pete - 02 Apr 2006 19:48 GMT

>> I have BPH. After drinking a cup or so of liquids, I must take a pee
>> after one hour and a half, sometimes 2 hours. I must drive a car for
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> http://www.loc.gov/catdir/samples/random044/99043160.html (about 1/2
> way down).

Ed...I couldn't get any connection to this. And I did a quick search on
external catheters and I can't believe how someone could withstand the
aggravation effect of having a "condom like" device taped to their penis - I
can't even stand wearing depends - oh well.

> Also, http://tinyurl.com/ofppr.
>
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>
> Ed

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Pete - 02 Apr 2006 20:10 GMT

>>> I have BPH. After drinking a cup or so of liquids, I must take a pee
>>> after one hour and a half, sometimes 2 hours. I must drive a car for
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>
> Ed...I couldn't get any connection to this.

Ed...I phrased that wrong. I didn't mean I couldn't get an internet
connection to the page. I meant I couldn't follow how it was related to
"urine collection".

And I did a quick search

> on external catheters and I can't believe how someone could withstand
> the aggravation effect of having a "condom like" device taped to
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>>
>> Ed

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Ed - 03 Apr 2006 05:14 GMT

>>>> I have BPH. After drinking a cup or so of liquids, I must take a pee
>>>> after one hour and a half, sometimes 2 hours. I must drive a car for
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>connection to the page. I meant I couldn't follow how it was related to
>"urine collection".

Search the page for "Policeman".

>And I did a quick search
>> on external catheters and I can't believe how someone could withstand
>> the aggravation effect of having a "condom like" device taped to
>> their penis - I can't even stand wearing depends - oh well.

My thoughts too... but I haven't tried it, so who knows.

There could be some situations where you just HAVE to find a solution.
Like a tank driver in the army.

Or if you are flying a small plane and have to go but can't land. Then
what? I heard about a guy in that situation... he just couldn't wait
any more, so he trimmed the plane up real good, got her flying real
steady, carefully went to the door and cracked it open, got his pecker
out, and let rip.... Didn't take account of the vortex that the wind
created, though. The wind carried the stream right back into the
plane, and it swirled around. He ended up wearing it! Plus the inside
of the plane was coated with pee.

After that I'm sure he took an empty jam jar along.

Ed

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Pete - 03 Apr 2006 05:55 GMT

>>>>> I have BPH. After drinking a cup or so of liquids, I must take a
>>>>> pee after one hour and a half, sometimes 2 hours. I must drive a
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>
> Ed

I started carrying an orange juice bottle in my vehicles over thirty years
ago, just in case (don't drive much any more though, now that I'm retired).
It could come in handy for traffic jams (snow storm traffic jams
especially), or you had too many beers before leaving [whoops, that slipped
out :-)]. Whats really bad is when you have to go and your in a car pool,
and its even worse for the women :-) ...Pete

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