Martha Stewart--convicted

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rastapasta - 05 Mar 2004 22:23 GMT

I know this has nothing to do with drugs, but Martha Stewart has been
convicted on all counts here in U.S. Maybe she'll learn how to make a
killin' of trading that commissary?

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Amanita, Private Dancer - 05 Mar 2004 22:28 GMT

"rastapasta" <nospam_rastapasta@ev1.net_nospam> quit loving on the
ButtMonkey of Paradise long enough to tell us:

> I know this has nothing to do with drugs, but Martha Stewart has been
> convicted on all counts here in U.S. Maybe she'll learn how to make a
> killin' of trading that commissary?

so what if it has nothing to do with drugs; it makes me a happy woman
knowing Martha hasn't weasled her way out of this.

Thank you for the good news and making MY day, even if no one else is as
happy about this as I am

<doing the pee pee dance--even though I don't gotta go pee>

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Brian W. - 06 Mar 2004 00:12 GMT

> I know this has nothing to do with drugs, but Martha Stewart has been
> convicted on all counts here in U.S. Maybe she'll learn how to make a
> killin' of trading that commissary?

Woo Hoo!!!

<does a happy dance>

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Jack H. - 06 Mar 2004 08:18 GMT

> I know this has nothing to do with drugs, but Martha Stewart has been
> convicted on all counts here in U.S. Maybe she'll learn how to make a
> killin' of trading that commissary?

LOL

Bout time.

Kill the rich!

Howm Grone J

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Delta Nine - 06 Mar 2004 21:33 GMT

> I know this has nothing to do with drugs, but Martha Stewart has been
> convicted on all counts here in U.S. Maybe she'll learn how to make a
> killin' of trading that commissary?

While the idea of that bitch behind bars does tickle me quite a bit, I
got bored with this issue long ago. I mean, it's not like she's the
country's biggest problem. I'd much rather see some Haliburton (and the
like) execs go to jail, personally. To quote Tyler Durden, "f.ck Martha
Stewart! She's just polishing the brass on the Titanic."

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rastapasta - 06 Mar 2004 21:43 GMT

> > I know this has nothing to do with drugs, but Martha Stewart has been
> > convicted on all counts here in U.S. Maybe she'll learn how to make a
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> like) execs go to jail, personally. To quote Tyler Durden, "f.ck Martha
> Stewart! She's just polishing the brass on the Titanic."

Very true. There are other things to devote the time of the court system on.
I actually wanted her to recieve probation,at most, so she could see what
it's like to have to piss in a cup while a P.O. obsessed with golden showers
watches, then Martha would say something like--"The yellow really goes well
with your shirt, officer". Ok I know. This thread is done.
THE END---GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!!!!!!!

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Amanita, Private Dancer - 07 Mar 2004 04:07 GMT

"rastapasta" <nospam_rastapasta@ev1.net_nospam> quit loving on the
ButtMonkey of Paradise long enough to tell us:

> she could see what
> it's like to have to piss in a cup while a P.O. obsessed with golden
> showers watches, then Martha would say something like--"The yellow
> really goes well with your shirt, officer".

or better yet, she would show the officer how nicely some of her linen
products would go with the particular shade of yellow that her piss is

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Amanita, Private Dancer - 07 Mar 2004 04:06 GMT

Delta Nine <d_nineNOSPAM@earthlink.net> quit loving on the ButtMonkey of
Paradise long enough to tell us:

> While the idea of that bitch behind bars does tickle me quite a bit, I
> got bored with this issue long ago. I mean, it's not like she's the
> country's biggest problem.

I'd like to see the look on Martha's face when they make her eat prison
food

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Dale, King of the Hill
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