I'm lookin for that buzz that hits me real fast each and every time.
I am sick of swallowing the above pills only for them not to work.

I put a sublingual Tranquinal (Argentine Xanax) up my nose and
unfortunately, it lodged there.  I thought it would dissolve and I
would be flyin low but it was like a boghar.

I tried the intrabung method with Tranquinal as well, got the tablets
well past the finster but i was disappointed that they didn't dissolve
with the intrabung method, either.  They dissolved maybe a LITTLE,
sort of like the consistency of soft-serve ice cream, but I am talking
about getting some axnity relief, not Hogin Doss!

So now there is no choice but to grind up the pills and stick some
sort of tube up my nose (or a rolled-up 100-dollar bills like the Hugo
Boss models do *grin*) but I am not sure how to do it.  Can someone
give me some advice on how to grind the sh.t up and then snort it up
my nose (and with what?) so I'll catch a mellow buzz?  Are you
supposed to alternate nostrils?  How high up your nose are you
supposed to stick the tube or whatever?  Are you supposed to flush or
dootsch the nostrils before the beginning of the procedure?

Thanks for your help, gals, my axnity is making me sh.t!

Fondle-y,

Lithobid Lady

aka Laure Tabb