ahahaha... AHAHAHAHA... become an environmentalist and celebrate
much, much more of this type of joy.... like seen this event here:

news:1121389809.963912.113650@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...>

[SBH]

"Uncle Al" <UncleAl0@hate.spam.net> wrote in
news:42D72001.B2390AFF@hate.spam.net...

[hanson]
...ahahaha... I am sure that Al's gun toting solution to the problem
won't work..... except that the "scared shitless" bureaucrats will put
uncle Al Schwartz now onto their watch list .... ahahaha... AHAHA.....

I am sure that Harris and muha having had such "bad experiences"
and do jump up and down, and justifiably so, ... like 100'000's  other
decent folks do...  but, they will NOT get any relief from congress..yet...

But, here's an easy way around the problem. You gotta be pragmatic
from now on. Instead of dancing to their fiddle do invest your time
and purchasing efforts differently.  If you need less then 10 lbs, then
buy your f.cking stuff from a company aboard. It's legal and the
bureaucrats won't and can't chase each and every shipment. Should
they get wind of it and come to investigate you will have no problem
since you are clean and honest folks and can prove a legitimate use.
**********   Put the burden of the issue onto the bureaucrats **********
Most of these enforcement agencies do give a sh.t anyway. They will
look at you only if you do it routinely and you process large quantities.
But, if you need such large quantities then let your local or foreign
supplier do ALL the paper work for you.  After all YOU are the customer....

Naturally, it should NOT be that way in the first place... But, these are
pathetic times we are going thru. Like SBH & muha, I too had such
aggravating events happening to me. Few years back I bought 20 lbs
of enviro-CHF Freon for one of the division's cooling system. Even as
a routine customer at this vendor, I had to fill out forms which included
lots of invasive, intrusive minutia reminiscent of questions like: "with how
many sheets do you wipe your a.s?". Upon my complaints the vendor
said that the order came from the DEA & EPA/Air-pollution offices and
the purpose was to control the ozone hole and to prevent illegal drug
cookers to use it for purifying illegal drugs. That form alone put an
additional $25 charge onto the price tag on top of my 15 minutes of
lost time at $xx/hr for useless bureaucratic bullshit.

The government's name of the game is always the same: (Remember
government always hires f.ck-ups, people that can't find a job neither
in academia nor in the private sector... hence their innate jealousy)
So, therefore they first scare and f.ck all the decent people... as that
lulls most of them into a purposely false sense of security and then
they see what can be done about the crooks... ahahaha... I kid you not...
ahaha... and here is what they do about that. I had more than one govt.
inspector tell me: "Hey, listen hanson, I much rather come to inspect
nice companies like yours, and report that everything is A-OK, then
having to inspect some suspected drug lab and get my a.s shot at"....

Hey guys, the poor little inspector guys just do their jobs... from the govt
sanctioned DHS fondlers at the airports to the more nepharious ones,
the goons in/at the KZ/Abu Ghraib/Gitmo "facilities"...ahahaha... AHAHA.....

The real sad & destructive part of this is that all these social insanities
and fashionable trends were initiated in the last forty years by the enviro
sh.ts. Their green notions did/do cause some kind of collective induction
and infection... and then such occurrences are picked up, copied and
interlinked with other sick social interests which then evolve and escalate
into new kinds of instabilities, which is why we see today all kinds & types
of manias like eco terrorism, drug terrorism, political terrorism and homeland
security paranoia.
***f.cking Enviros originated & created this sad state of today's world!***

There is a silver lining on the clouds though. We need not to go AFA uncle
Al Schwartz's gun toting proposal but not far from him there are others who
are beginning to voice their anger as was posted here in
news:d8j4df01n0o@enews1.newsguy.com... wherein it says:
*************    "f.cking greens should be shot...."  **************

The pendulum is beginning to swing back...... ahahaha....
ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahanson

regulations :-)

I don't think any nation has the sole ownership of daffy ideas. Here is one
from your area of the pond.

"The UK has gone even further; it bans all handguns and semi-automatic (or
pump-action) centerfire long-guns, and is now considering a ban on knives
with points."  Yet I keep reading in the press about increasing gun crime in
GB, not decreasing.

You guys have to be careful with those sharp pointed objects because you
could fall on them and kill yourselves. You could even kill a pig or a cow
with a pointed knife.  But I believe that now foxes are protected from those
bad ole hunters with horses and dogs.

More stupid American laws. We Americans can't even be trusted to travel to
Cuba or to even have Cuban cigars.  The tobacco in them might brainwash us
into being communist slaves!

But you're just as "daft" about our wage-war-on-the-world and immigration
policies and just look where it's gotten you. Enoch Powell is vindicated.

Hank