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Scopophobic - 19 Feb 2004 05:22 GMT
I get it all the time. Should I just stop eating?
Ron - 20 Feb 2004 22:04 GMT
> I get it all the time. Should I just stop eating?

Perhaps you could form a band with other gas producers.
Dzogvi Gzboli - 21 Feb 2004 17:31 GMT
> I get it all the time. Should I just stop eating?

Gzboli comments:
No, do not stop eating.  Learn to fart silently with a cherubic smile
on  your face when someone in your presence expresses bigotry,
insolence,  or intolerance.  This is a little appreciated and much
under-practiced form of social comentary.  Enjoy.

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Scopophobic - 21 Feb 2004 19:01 GMT
>From: Dzogvi Gzboli dzogvigzboli@sacbeemail.com

>Gzboli comments:
>No, do not stop eating.  Learn to fart silently with a cherubic smile
>on  your face when someone in your presence expresses bigotry,
>insolence,  or intolerance.  This is a little appreciated and much
>under-practiced form of social comentary.  Enjoy.

I dont hang around with such people. However it was so bad on Thursday, I
didn't even go to the gym. It smelled like something crawled up my a.s and
died.
John 'the Man' - 22 Feb 2004 17:06 GMT
jheiskan@welho.com  jwales@bomis.com  TKNOTT@qcl.org.uk
Once upon a time, our fellow Scopophobic
  rambled on about "Re: Bad Gas."
Our champion De-Medicalizing in sci.med.nutrition retorts, thusly ...

>I dont hang around with such people. However it was so bad on Thursday, I
>didn't even go to the gym. It smelled like something crawled up my a.s and
>died.

Sounds like, you and Mark D have something in common.

Something crawled up his a.s and died.   But, perhaps in Mark's case
the bug is still biting him in the Arse?

Ha, ... Hah, Ha!
Mouldy Mouse - 22 Feb 2004 00:15 GMT
> I get it all the time. Should I just stop eating?

Try this for a couple of weeks:

Give up all dairy, fruit, and things made from grains (and probably
potatoes),
Restrict your legumes to lentils, (split) peas, and adzuki beans - and
have a smallish serve or two per day.

If this settles the gas, then slowly introduce other things back over
a few months and see what you can get away with.

Let us know how you go.
tcgvqrzd@search26.com - 07 Dec 2004 10:16 GMT
http://www.zared.com/Home/Cooking/Fruits_and_Vegetables/Beans_and_Legumes/Adzuki
_Beans/

 
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