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Medical Forum / General / Nutrition / January 2007for the next 90 days i'll be eating nothing but velveeta cheese spread and water.
i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on mega doses of supplements just before the bet began. could anyone tell me what to expect? i'm on day 3 now and it doesnt seem all that bad. this will be the easiest 10K i ever made! i may be hooking up a web cam to keep people on my progress at http://www.looptard.com > i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on > nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > i may be hooking up a web cam to keep people on my progress at > http://www.looptard.com Sure, expect the following. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scurvy Enjoy! >i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on > nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > i may be hooking up a web cam to keep people on my progress at > http://www.looptard.com Your frequency will be adversely effected.  SignatureRev. Chain Smerker Senior assistant to Rontus Mek'oras Mekorian Ashram of delightful bliss www.cerestial.com > Your frequency will be adversely effected. WRONG. Should be "adversely affected". SignatureRev. Chain Smerker Senior assistant to Rontus Mekora Mekorian Ashram of delightful bliss www.cerestial.com > >> Your frequency will be adversely effected. >> > WRONG. > > Should be "adversely affected". f.ck > i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on > nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > i may be hooking up a web cam to keep people on my progress at > http://www.looptard.com Should have watched the movie "Super Size It." first. You'll certianly be in very bad shape afterwards. Please get a physician involved NOW to tell you when to pay the money. -- ML > > i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on > > nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Please get a physician involved NOW to tell you when to pay the money. Keep in mind that in Super Size Me he was doing it for 30 days, and the doctor was imploring him to stop after 20 days or so. He's supposed to do this for 90 days. And in Super Size Me, he was eating from everything on the menu, which while it certainly has bad stuff in it, there are certainly some good things too. And even the burgers can have some lettuce and tomatoes. So while he was getting mostly bad things he was at least getting a variety of things. I think this is a very bad bet. I don't think he will be able to complete this task as described. I think there is also a good chance he will suffer some permanent physical damage, or mental. Basically, he's going on a 3 month fast for $10,000. The reason I say fast is because I think this is the best case scenario and also offers the best chance of success, to eat as little as possible. If he tries to get 2,000 or even 1,000 calories from this diet, I think he will suffer some permanent physical damage. Take a look at the nutritional facts for Velveeta Processed Cheese Spread: http://www.calorie-count.com/calories/item/1191.html If my calculations are correct, if he eats 12 oz a day, he'll be getting just over 1000 calories a day, while also getting over 200% the RDA for sodium (the cholesterol would be at 84% RDA at 12 oz). And regardless of the ounces per day, he'll be getting a breakdown of 13% carbs, 22% protein, and 65% fat, which everyone knows is not the ideal split. Maybe one could satisfy their appetite with less than 12 oz a day, I don't know how filling Velveeta Cheese is, but then you are under 1000 calories. I understand that the body can adjust to this low level of calories for an extended period of time, so it might be possible. So, basing my opinion on what I saw in Super Size Me and comparing it to this proposed diet at 3 times the length of time, I doubt few Americans can complete this task before they get very sick, or give up, for a prize of $10,000. If their was more incentive obviously more would find the willpower to complete it, it would be interesting to see how far some could go for millions. Ken > Keep in mind that in Super Size Me he was doing it for 30 days, and the > doctor was imploring him to stop after 20 days or so. He's supposed to > do this for 90 days. I totally concur with this entire post. Thanks for correcting the title of the movie, too. Super Size Me was an eye-opener for both my wife and me. Totally shocking! -- ML || Keep in mind that in Super Size Me he was doing it for 30 || days, and the doctor was imploring him to stop after 20 days [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] | correcting the title of the movie, too. Super Size Me was an | eye-opener for both my wife and me. Totally shocking! Agreed! I haven't had a McBurger since... May as well just drink straight cooking oil and spoonfulls of sugar... SignatureKurt M. (beerboy) > i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on > nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on > mega doses of supplements just before the bet began. could anyone tell > me what to expect? i'm on day 3 now and it doesnt seem all that bad. > this will be the easiest 10K i ever made! You are going to see some very dire predictions but nothing permanent is going to happen to you in ninety days. It won't be pleasant but it will be better than, if you will xcuz the xpresshun, working for the money. Don't eat a whole lot. Will in New Haven -- > i may be hooking up a web cam to keep people on my progress at > http://www.looptard.com Expect Velveeta to make you the "Jarrod" of the Velveeta cheese spread world. $10,000 will be nothing compared to the $ you'll be getting for endorsements. Also, expect no support from David Blaine who is the king of doing stupid sh.t for money. Ole > i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on > nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > i may be hooking up a web cam to keep people on my progress at > http://www.looptard.com gag me >i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on > nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > i may be hooking up a web cam to keep people on my progress at > http://www.looptard.com > gag me For that, I charge extra. Will in New Haven -- But I'd do it > >i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on > > nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > i may be hooking up a web cam to keep people on my progress at > > http://www.looptard.com Wow... thoes are going to be some fun bowel movements. > i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on > nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > i may be hooking up a web cam to keep people on my progress at > http://www.looptard.com > i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on > nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > i may be hooking up a web cam to keep people on my progress at > http://www.looptard.com They will never pay up, even if you complete the task. Poker buddies are notoriously unreliable. I suggest you contact Kraft and tell them what you are doing, and that you have retained a lawyer in case things go wrong. Maybe they will provide you with some special Velveeta with vitamin C,D, and mineral enhancements. Baldin Lee Pramer Velveeta: Ingredients: MILK, WATER, MILKFAT, WHEY, WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, ALGINATE, SODIUM CITRATE, APOCAROTENAL (COLOR), ANNATTO (COLOR), ENZYMES, CHEESE CULTURE. > Velveeta: > Ingredients: MILK, WATER, MILKFAT, WHEY, WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, > SODIUM PHOSPHATE, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, ALGINATE, SODIUM CITRATE, > APOCAROTENAL (COLOR), ANNATTO (COLOR), ENZYMES, CHEESE CULTURE. This is interesting, also: http://www.calorie-count.com/calories/item/1191.html Serving size for the facts is 1 oz. You'd need at least 23 servings per day to make about 2000 calories. But, with that you'd be taking in 460% of your daily recommended fat and AT BEST 10% of your recommended vitamin C. -- ML > Velveeta: > Ingredients: MILK, WATER, MILKFAT, WHEY, WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, > SODIUM PHOSPHATE, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, ALGINATE, SODIUM CITRATE, > APOCAROTENAL (COLOR), ANNATTO (COLOR), ENZYMES, CHEESE CULTURE. Just think with all that Cheese Culture, he could move to Wisconsin. M?n?ig?or ?oddoM wrote: > > Velveeta: > > Ingredients: MILK, WATER, MILKFAT, WHEY, WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, > > SODIUM PHOSPHATE, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, ALGINATE, SODIUM CITRATE, > > APOCAROTENAL (COLOR), ANNATTO (COLOR), ENZYMES, CHEESE CULTURE. > > > Just think with all that Cheese Culture, he could move to Wisconsin. With that diet, he'll be luck if he ever moves again. Barbara Gallamore >>>Velveeta: >>>Ingredients: MILK, WATER, MILKFAT, WHEY, WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > With that diet, he'll be luck if he ever moves again. Unless it's upon the commode, of course. SignatureCurtis R. Anderson, Co-creator of "Gleepy the Hen", still "In Heaven there is no beer / That's why we drink it here ..." http://www.gleepy.net/ mailto:gleepy@intelligencia.com mailto:gleepy@gleepy.net (and others) Yahoo!: gleepythehen natural selection: disgusting at times > i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on > nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > i may be hooking up a web cam to keep people on my progress at > http://www.looptard.com Are vitamins permitted? I'm supremely pissed on the prop bet front today, given that ZeeJustin is currently leading the PS Atlanta event and all five of my horses are out, but I'm much happier with my situation than I would be with yours. I like Velveeta as well as the next man (probably a bit more, actually), but 90 days of nothing but Velveeta would drive me insane. Do the math: it's $111 per day. Assuming you eat three times per day, it's $34+ every time you suck down a big glop of American Pasteurized Process Cheese food. At the outset of this bet, that'll seem to you like a bargain, but by the end, you'll hate velveeta so much that you may never eat any form of cheese again. Still, I applaud your spirit. -Howard Treesong > > i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on > > nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > like a bargain, but by the end, you'll hate velveeta so much that you > may never eat any form of cheese again. He is perfectly safe. Velveeta is not a form of cheese at all. BLP > > > i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on > > > nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > BLP Suprisingly Velveeta is in fact mostly real cheese. Truth is stranger the fiction sometimes. >i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on > nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > i may be hooking up a web cam to keep people on my progress at > http://www.looptard.com 1) You will realize you are going to die and stop. 2) Brain function impaired before you realize you are going to die. You should contact a TV producer. I think you have the next hit reality show 'Lose or Die'. > could anyone tell > me what to expect? Velveeta turds teehee >> could anyone tell >> me what to expect? > > Velveeta turds I bet he could make a lot more than 10k selling those on ebay too. People will bid on any old sh.t there. Velvetta might just bring a premium. >teehee > >>> could anyone tell >>> me what to expect? >> >> Velveeta turds > i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on > nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > i may be hooking up a web cam to keep people on my progress at > http://www.looptard.com You need to get a 50 foot length of thick-wall nylon tubing for your semi-permanent 90-day hook-up between your butt and the nearest plumbing drain for this diet of yours to work safe-&-sanely. After about 5-6 days on the Velveeta Cheese Spread & Water diet, you won't be able to run fast enough to plunk your leaky about-to-explode a.s to the toilet before, "THAR SHE BLOWS, CAP'N AHAB!!! IT'S THE GREAT WHITE WHALE DROPPIN' ANOTHER LOAD OF AMBERGRIS!!!" Be sure and save that stuff, if you can afford to not flush for those 90 days. Perfume manufacturers in <name some place where people smell really bad. I don't travel much so I wouldn't know for sure> pay a fortune for that stuff. Take my advice: I had cancer and the worst part of the chemotherapy is the inability to take a good healthy sh.t. All us men over 40 know how important and spiritual this can be. Go ask your Doc for a prescription of Polyethylene Glycol, your gonna need it! > i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on > nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > i may be hooking up a web cam to keep people on my progress at > http://www.looptard.com Lots of Peeing and constipation. "SwampMidget" >i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds Who is holding the money? >i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on > nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on > mega doses of supplements just before the bet began. could anyone > tell > me what to expect? Check your burial coverage. You might want to check out the 12 steps to alcohol recovey. > could anyone tell > me what to expect? i'm on day 3 now and it doesnt seem all that bad. > this will be the easiest 10K i ever made! I expect to read about your fate in a "News of the Weird" column in about 2 months. > i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on > nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > i may be hooking up a web cam to keep people on my progress athttp://www.looptard.com Did you ever give an update on your progress? Ken >> i made a $10000 bet w/ some of my poker buds that i can go 90 days on >> nothing more than velveeta cheese spread and water. i loaded up on [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >Ken Ok what ever happened to Ken?!!! Keep in mind the woman who recently died consuming water to win a WE. This bet can't be good for anything. |
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