In recent negotiations for influenza vaccine between a Canadian health
official and an American representative, it was clear that there was a
disconnect between the American government's sudden reliance on Canada
for influenza vaccine despite the fact that the U.S. wants to
discourage Americans from buying routine prescription drugs from
Canadian pharmacies.

Not seeing the irony in the request, the American continued to press
for the vaccine and then demanded to know why the United States would
be charged for the vaccine when Canadians get theirs "for free."

The Canadian official replied, "Oh it's not free, the government pays
for it."

"Well then," the American replied, "How much will it cost us?"

The Canadian replied, "Well, we don't know...we'll let you know."

In frustration, the American replied, "Well, it's urgent, so just send
an invoice with the shipment.

By the way...how will the vaccine be delivered?"

After careful consideration, the Canadian official replied, "By cow.
Twenty vials of vaccine will be tied around the neck of every cow that
passes over the border.

Now...if you want faster delivery, there are some softwood lumber
trucks available..."

;o)

Regards.

Rob