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Medical Forum / General / Nutrition / September 2004Those Rowdy Canadians
OUR TAKE (From: TheMotleyFool.com) By Bill Mann (TMF Otter) August 27, 2004 A few weeks ago, in a story on Nortel (NYSE: NT), I asked people to submit a Canadian joke to me. This is as good a place as any to reveal the winner. And I received hundreds, almost all of them from Canadians. Though I did receive one from Brunei, something for which I have absolutely no explanation. The winner of a copy of Tom and David Gardner's Money After 40 was Karl Walters, who submitted the following: Q: How does a lifeguard get 50 rowdy Canadians out of a pool? A: He says, "Please get out of the pool." (My addendum is that he then repeats it in French.) MikeV > OUR TAKE > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > MikeV Absolutely hilarious. I love it. TC > OUR TAKE > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > MikeV Canadians live longer on paper http://www.freedominion.ca/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=299850 Residents of a River Heights condominium complex were in shock yesterday after police recovered the remains of a neighbour dead for two years. "We thought he had gone away for holidays or something," said Bertha Claeys who lived across the hall from the man. Claeys and other neighbours at the 870 Cambridge South condominium identified the man as Jim, a resident in the building since the mid-1980s. Claeys said the man was in his late 40s or early 50s, suffered from multiple sclerosis and had been living on a disability pension. Claeys said she believed city police were called to the man's second-floor apartment after a report of irregularities with his finances. Police found the man's remains on his bed, reduced to only bones, said neighbour Sam Shuster. Shuster described Jim as a friendly man, but a loner. > > OUR TAKE > > [quoted text clipped - 41 lines] > > Shuster described Jim as a friendly man, but a loner. What is your point? This man's story is an absolute tragedy. What is your f.cking point? a.shole. TC > OUR TAKE > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > MikeV How about: How does a lifeguard get 50 Americans out of a pool? Anybody got any punchlines? TC How does a lifeguard get 50 Americans out of a pool? Tell them that if they stay in the pool "The terrorists will have won". Have an actor, who plays a doctor on TV, put on a white lab coat and tell them that chlorinated pool water causes obesity. Tell them that there are auditions for a reality TV show in the next room. Any more? Come on people, where is your sense of humour. TC >> OUR TAKE >> [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > >How does a lifeguard get 50 Americans out of a pool? toss in an unwrapped Baby Ruth bar >Anybody got any punchlines? > >TC |
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