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Medical Forum / General / General / July 2006Tom Cruise's Baby: WHAT'S WRONG HERE?
Has anyone seen Tom's "offspring," or a photo, or spoken to anyone who's had actual contact? Is someone hiding something? Is an investigation underway? Nothing but unanswered questions. Mighty IN-tres-tink! Kinda fishy, don't ya think? > Has anyone seen Tom's "offspring," or a photo, or spoken to anyone > who's had actual contact? Is someone hiding something? Is an > investigation underway? Nothing but unanswered questions. Mighty > IN-tres-tink! Kinda fishy, don't ya think? I think it's fishy. The way they paraded their "romance" around and paraded pregnant Katie around, all of a sudden they've gotten shy? It's weird. > > Has anyone seen Tom's "offspring," or a photo, or spoken to anyone > > who's had actual contact? Is someone hiding something? Is an [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > paraded pregnant Katie around, all of a sudden they've gotten shy? It's > weird. It was deliverd via space ship. Puhleeeze! Give it a rest. Whatever the case...Tom's not coming out anytime soon...and by the likes of what I've seen in my life experiences and here on the net, I don't blame him! Pick your own damn cotton! > > Has anyone seen Tom's "offspring," or a photo, or spoken to anyone > > who's had actual contact? Is someone hiding something? Is an [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > paraded pregnant Katie around, all of a sudden they've gotten shy? It's > weird. But look at all the publicity and interest they've generated. Now Tom's getting a whole heap of attention for *not* seeking attention. It's actually quite brilliant. Has he signed with a new publicist since Suri was born? He'll let it build for another couple of weeks and then do a humongous spread in People or something. eggs. > Has anyone seen Tom's "offspring," or a photo, or spoken to anyone > who's had actual contact? Is someone hiding something? Is an > investigation underway? Nothing but unanswered questions. Mighty > IN-tres-tink! Kinda fishy, don't ya think? Fishy is the right word. More like clammy. See, what really happened was - right before Layfette went tits up, he had a bright idea. Well, it was more like a dark murky idea - but CoS has a habit of reversing things, so it was bright. He was all like "Okay me hardies, yo ho ho and and bottle of rum. Rum? Who has the rum? Oh, I just said that. Okay, nevermind. Listen - we are not ever gonna get where we need to get with this whole planet Claire thing so why don't we... Huh? No I didn't say Claire. I said Clear. No I didn't. What? Oh. Okay, what I meant was clear, not Claire. Who the hell ever heard of Planet Claire? You just made that sh.t up? And people think I'm nuts!! Okay, where was I? Oh yeah, rum!! No!! Damnit. Enough with the rum. I want a ho. Everybody say "ho"! Say "Ho". Say "Ho Ho". Say "Ho Ho Ho". Now wave your hands in the air. Wave 'em like you just don't care. And if you got on clean underware and yo mamma ain't on welfare, somebody say "Oh yeah!!" Enough! Now. This is what I want you to do. Right before I die....uh, I mean voluntarily leave my body to go and do further research (heee-heee)...I want you to freeze-dry some of my seeds. Noooo!! Not poppy seeds. Poppies, poppies everywhere! Oh I just love the smell of poppies in the morning. Can I smoke it? Where was I? Oh yeah. RUM! Now some of you may be asking yourself "What the hell have I gotten myself into?" Well you should be ashamed of yourself. And if I ever find out who is thinking that I'm gonna...huh? what? Why don't I use my OT powers to find out who is thinking that? Well, smartass, that's a good question. See, I don't do that because see, I invented the OT powers, see, and my brain is more powerful than yours, see, and with just a mere thought, see, I could kill ya like a bug. Ya hear me, ma...like a bug. Phonebook. Okay. Now...back to my seeds. I want you to freeze-dry my seeds and, huh? What? Who's shooting blanks? IS there a race? Okay, I'll take my position on the starting block. What race is this? The 100K? Relay? Aw hell...I don't have my running shoes. Rum!! Good stuff!! > Has anyone seen Tom's "offspring," or a photo, or spoken to anyone > who's had actual contact? Is someone hiding something? Is an > investigation underway? Nothing but unanswered questions. Mighty > IN-tres-tink! Kinda fishy, don't ya think? I'd think guys like you would spend more time digging up facts about the death of Marilyn Monroe, a legitimate legal concern, than "is Tom Cruises baby actually his". What will that gain you besides legitimizing homosexuality...which seems to be what many are after. If that's the case with you, why don't you become famous and come out of the closet for the world to see, rather than put the responsibility on someone else??? > Has anyone seen Tom's "offspring," or a photo, or spoken to anyone > who's had actual contact? Is someone hiding something? Is an > investigation underway? Nothing but unanswered questions. Mighty > IN-tres-tink! Kinda fishy, don't ya think? Maybe they decided to have the baby breach born so they could decide whether to do a late term abortion. The baby looked dark so they stuck a scalpel into it's brain scrambled it around and vacuumed the brains out, cut the baby up and the hospital disposed of it. Abortion is legal. |
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