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Medical Forum / General / General / March 2006In the opening scene ...
In the opening scene a pair of diamond-studded Acrobats enter ... Cartwheel, 3x ~ glissade 33 degrees, >From Stage Right, Left ... each pirouette radially toward stage perimeter ~ Pas de chat perpetually untill ... A xylophone and a bouteillophone (a series of 15 tuned bottles Suspended on a thyme frame) play in waltz time ... Percussive noise elements ~ woodblock, revolver shots, Shrill siren, deep siren, typewriter typing ~ WOOD LEAF TRUFFLE COOKIE LACQUER loops loops loops And a lottery wheel bounces raucously A spinning wheel ... clicketyclackclicketyclackclickety clack A sinuous theme that seems to wind around itself Is played first by the clarinet in triple meter ~ Then picked up by the oboe in duple meter, And then the bassoon In triple meter ~ Crescendos ~~~~~~~> 5 bars <~~~~~~~~~~~~ Diminudos, Silent count ~ 1 2 3 4 5 ... [Entre, Stage left ~ Satie ~ !] [Satie, jubilant] "BONJOUR Mon Cher ~ !" Srings, clarinets and flutes lead a lyrical Chinese Conjuror, from Stage Right ... RED BALL BLUE BALL YELLOW BALL Cascade of 5 Pink Balls ~ xxoxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxoxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxoxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxoxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxoxx ~ A scoop of delicious strawberry ice cream, You psychedelic dancing delerious Daredevil canine ~ ~ Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog ~ ~ A scoop of delicious strawberry ice cream, You psychedelic dancing delerious Daredevil canine ~ ~ Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog ~ ~ A scoop of delicious strawberry ice cream, You psychedelic dancing delerious Daredevil canine ~ ~ Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog ~ ~God god god god god god god god God ~ ~ Daredevil canine ~ ~ A scoop~ A scoop~ A scoop~ A scoop~ A scoop [Enter A Trio of Brio Bravura ...] "To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks." ~ A. A. Milne "A painting here and a painting there, lovely. Those models looked good." ~ Sir Gilligan "Gayest of Frocks ~ Sheerest of Light Summer Things." ~ Mer Loleil ~ Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog ~~ Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog ~~ Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog ~~ Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog ~~ Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog ~ ~ Preferably avec peanut butter butter butter butter butter butter ~ Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee! ~ Preferably avec peanut butter butter butter butter butter butter ~ Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised! Owner: No no! 'E's pining! ~ Preferably avec peanut butter butter butter butter butter butter ~ Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the ... ~ Preferably avec peanut butter butter butter butter butter butter ~~ Preferably avec peanut butter butter butter butter butter butter ~~ Preferably avec peanut butter butter butter butter butter butter ~~ Preferably avec peanut butter butter butter butter butter butter ~ ... bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, un down the curtain ~ Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog ~ ~God god god god god god god god God ~ ~ Daredevil canine ~ ~ A scoop~ A scoop~ A scoop~ A scoop~ A scoop "His Star Gate, Or if his Vanguard Vaporetto vrooms après shrooms ~ Zipping faster than a Zodiac Through the Vapor Lock of Venice." ~ White Chalk "... bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, un down the curtain." ~ Black Chalk "E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! See has ceased to be! E's expired and gone to The Metropolitan Opera ~ ! E's a mezzo soprano ~ ! E's a mezzo soprano ~ ! E's a mezzo soprano ~ ! 'E's a stiff, sports a French Bereft, plays a Fife, E plays her Piece de Reentrance en peace ~ !" ~ Sheriff Blair "But, this is the symptom Of becoming more like a vegetable." ~ Elroy "But, this is the symptom Of becoming more like a vegetable." ~ Lottie "Egg Plant Bell Pepper Asparagus Egg Plant Bell Pepper Asparagus Egg Plant Bell Pepper Asparagus ~ !" ~ Vapsicum "Mozzarella Egg Plant Bell Pepper Asparagus Mozzarella Egg Plant Bell Pepper Asparagus Mozzarella Egg Plant Bell Pepper Asparagus ~ !" ~ Zorn "Cheddar Brie Camembert Goat Cheddar Brie Camembert Goat Cheddar Brie Camembert Goat ~ !" ~ Jaques ~Eat poop, you psychotic douchebag ~ ! ~ * A Homeless Beauty and the Beast, Heroin, A Slave to Her Addiction, Young Woman Squanders Her Family Fortune & Her Potential * ~ "ORsoORsoOR soOR soOR soOR soOR So read The San Francisco Gate ~ ! But they were WRONG WRONG WRONG. A Heron sings a different song ..." ~ Mum ~Eat poop, you psychotic douchebag~ Rhonda Bye had a lot going for her ~ Brains, beauty, feisty strength. ~Eat poop, you psychotic douchebag~ Heroin and crack crushed it all. ~Eat poop, you psychotic douchebag~ The narcotics ruined her looks and attention span, snuffing out her potential both as a young clothing model for Nordstrom and as a computer whiz who could fix office network problems. Three years ago, a slave to her heroin addiction, Bye landed on San Francisco's streets as a homeless panhandler. ~Eat poop, you psychotic douchebag~ Still, she refused to give up, fighting her way through a frustrating maze of city social services to get into housing and drug rehabilitation. She shook off her addiction, and in the last couple months she had been talking about retraining to work with computers again. ~Eat poop, you psychotic douchebag~ But it was too late. Drug abuse and the ravages of street life had damaged her kidneys so badly that, in mid-February, doctors told her she would need dialysis for the rest of her life. ~Eat poop, you psychotic douchebag~ She missed her treatments three times in a row and went into a coma three weeks ago. ~Eat poop, you psychotic douchebag~ On Wednesday, she died. She was 39. ~Eat poop, you psychotic douchebag~ Bye leaves behind two sons and a daughter -- and a lifetime that her family hopes will be an example, in the harshest way possible, of how drugs and homelessness can destroy a person." ~ Kevin Fagin, The San Francisco Chronicle ~Eat poop, you psychotic douchebag~ [Know, Blakely & Page Bass, [That's NOT about me.] ~Eat poop, you psychotic douchebag~ A scoop of delicious strawberry ice cream, You psychedelic dancing delerious Daredevil canine ~ ~ Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog ~ ~ A scoop of delicious strawberry ice cream, You psychedelic dancing delerious Daredevil canine ~ ~ Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog ~ ~ A scoop of delicious strawberry ice cream, You psychedelic dancing delerious Daredevil canine ~ ~ Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog ~ ~God god god god god god god god God ~ ~ Daredevil canine ~ ~ A scoop~ A scoop~ A scoop~ A scoop~ A scoop "Some weird history, aye. // 1900, 1800, 1200, etc. Love respect intelligence power." ~ Sir Gilligan "Very nice alligator." ~ Twittering "Running on Mars ~ 'O-o-o-o-h!' That hideous feeling of panic ~ Now ended by the new 'Certain-Safe' Modess ... Where It's A Year Between Morning & Night" ~ Margaux "Reason lies between the bridle and the spur." ~ Fenmore [Pistol shot, direction unseen ~ !] BANG ~ ! ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!````` ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!````` Shattered Glass ~ ````````````````````,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,'''''''''''""" shattered shatteredshattered in French is fracassés, fracassée, fracassai, fracassèrent shattered in German is zerschmetterte, zerrüttet, zerrüttete shattered in Hungarian is darabokra tört, megtört, megviselt, meghiúsult shattered in Spanish is estrellado shattering shattering in French is fracassant shattering in German is zerrüttende, zerrüttend, zerschmetternd shatters shatters in French is fracasse shatters in German is zerschmettert, zerüttet shattered nerves shattered nerves in Hungarian is rossz idegállapot, rossz idegek sharpshooter sharpshooter in German is Scharfschütze sharpshooter in Hungarian is mesterlövész, jó lövész sharpshooter in Spanish is tirador de elite sharp-toned sharp-toned in Dutch is snibbig, bits sharp-toned in French is perçant sharp-toned in Portuguese is afiado-sharp-toned sharp witted sharp witted in French is perspicace sharp witted in German is scharfsinnige, scharfsinnig sharp witted in Italian is perspicace sharp witted in Spanish is perspicaz off one's crumpet off one's crumpet in Hungarian is kótyagos, nincs ki a négy kereke, féleszû off off in French is disjoncté, distant, acheminement, flamé off in German is ausgeschaltet, von, weg, fort off in Hungarian is el, távol, lezárva, nem elfoglalt, le, elzárva, off in Italian is da, distante, dalla, perso, strada off in Norwegian is av off in Spanish is apagado, apartado, camino off in Swedish is åstad, bort, från * "The Quangle Wangle said To himself on the Crumpetty Tree,~ Jam; and jelly; and bread; Are the best food for me!" ~ Edward Lear "Golliwog's Cakewalk (Children's Corner) (Sax Quartet) Baritone sax, Tenor sax, Alto sax, Soprano sax, A Sextet I measure ~ Counting off The Children's Hour ~ Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq Sexe repetition ..." ~ Debussy "Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou ..." ~ Elroy ~ * Albeniz - Sevilla (Sax Quartet), Albeniz - Tango (Sax Quartet), Bach - 2 voices Inventions n°1, 2, 3 (Sax Duo), Bach - 2 voices Inventions n°10, 11, 12 (Sax Duo), Bach - 2 voices Inventions n°13, 14, 15 (Sax Duo), Bach - 2 voices Inventions n°4, 5, 6 (Sax Duo), Bach - 2 voices Inventions n°7, 8, 9 (Sax Duo), Bach - 7 Chorals for 4 voices (Sax Quartet), Bach - Concerto for Two Violins 1st mvt (Sax Quartet), Bach - Fugue in G Minor (Sax Quartet), Beethoven - Crazy Firth (Sax Quartet), Beethoven - Crazy Firth (String Quartet), Bizet - Thèmes de Carmen & l'Arlesienne (sax quartet), Carmen et les 5 sax (Sax quintet), Chopin - Nocturne n°12 (Sax Quartet), Corelli - Gigue (Sax Quartet), Debussy - Prélude de la Suite Bergamasque (Sax Quartet), Debussy - Prélude de la Suite Bergamasque (Sax Quintet) ~ * "Moose ... Exit ticket out thataway ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>" ~ Raving "Where's Moose Go ~ ?" ~ Folly "A Memory prompt, or Game of Goose ~ Thyme's hands officially appoint, without delay, If, nonetheless, radial, our causality, Our Reason's Celestial Cause de Celebre ~ !" ~ Margaux "The Women Of Lemnos ~ The Argo's first stop was Lemnos, An island once populated by women Who had foolishly ignored the rites of Aphrodite." ~ Nancy Hathaway, >From "The Friendly Guide to Mythology" [P. 288] "... perhaps the juice of eleven lemons, If helpful, a refreshing antidote, Avec Quinine and bitters ~ ?" ~ Ruth Draper "Mauve Fauve Wolfhound Whispers Lingering Eco ... Seasonal Prompt Our Singers ~ Your notes Sound more resonant Heartfelt earnestly Your diaphragm Resounds Properly illustrated The diagram." ~ Laurie "Conceivably, I do not now." ~ Sheriff Blair "Alors ~ ! You must find out." ~ La Crema "Heretofore, Nota Bena. You must render Digressive your reply or surrender." ~ Borked "Her Majesty's most Questionable Guest Hazards a buzzard's most Venerable Quest." ~ Starry Lark "Fauré ~ Berceuse Op. 56 (Sax Quartet) ... ~ * Fauré ~ Berceuse Op. 56 (Sax Quintet), Fauré ~ Berceuse Op. 56 (Wind Quintet), Fauré ~ Cantique de Jean Racine, Op.11 (Choeur & piano), Fauré ~ Cantique de Jean Racine, Op.11 (Sax quartet & piano), Fauré ~ Prélude N°9 Op. 103 (Sax Quartet), Fauré ~ Requiem (In Paradisum) - Sax Quartet + Piano ~ * Requiem pour La Parrot En Paradisum." ~ Mum ~ * The Children's Coroner ... A Children's Coroner bears La Boite de Bitter Sweet Chocolates For solo picaresque piccolo, Mauve Debutante, A pesky picaroon, Her petite charge, Gone wrong." ~ Susy ~ * Gounod - Ave Maria - Alto Sax & Piano, Haydn - Menuetto from Symphony N° 100 (Sax Quartet), Joplin - Bethena (Valse de concert) (Sax Quartet), Joplin - Elite Syncopation (Wind quintet), Joplin - Elite Syncopations - Ragtime (Sax Quartet), Joplin - Maple Leaf Rag - Ragtime (Sax Quartet), Joplin - New Rag (Wind Quintet), Joplin - New Rag - Ragtime (Sax Quintet), Joplin - Solace - A Mexican Serenade (Wind Quintet), Joplin - The Chrysanthemum - Ragtime (Sax Quartet), Joplin - The Chrysanthenum (Wind quintet), Joplin - The Entertainer - Ragtime (Sax Quartet) * ~ ~ * ~ "I have a goldfish named Freud." ~ Noah Azkr "I don't feel like swimming today [Still The Same Old Excuse]. ~ so c-l-e-a-n!" ~ Freud "The Children's Coroner bears La Boite de Bitter Sweet Chocolates For solo picaresque piccolo, Mauve Debutante, A pesky picaroon Who composed The Piccolo's Peck of Six Chamber Quartets. The Peck of Six Chamber Quartets Are dedicated to Mauve's Odd Hobby, Elroy, Who in Mauve's custody, Elroy Has been entrusted. Elroy ~ known as 'Chou~Chou' ~ was 7 years Old at the time. The Peck of Quartets Are not intended to be heard, seen, Known, nor Ever discovered by children ~ Rather The Pesky Pecks are meant to tantalize, To be provocative of childhood, Nay, some dare say ~ Evocative de la Erotica Of the six sic Quartets in the suite, Each with an French ~ language title. This choice of language Reflects Mauve's perky peccadillo's, And may also be a nod toward Twittering And Folly's Elegant governess, Capsicum, a madcap Milk Sorcerer." ~ Joanne "Her petite charge, Gone very wrong." ~ Suzette "Watch the Echoes dazzle a lover, Rung for one, trail's chime, another; If circular a ricochet's Riddle, a sieve distills a Silver Way." ~ Mum
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