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Medical Forum / General / General / March 2006Dr. Cynthia Pfeffer, MD:
Dr. Cynthia Pfeffer, MD: I DO need medicine, toothpaste, shampoo, et al, and vitamins. Do you know what taking stims for ADD and taking no vitaimins does? It's like NO stuff to make neurotransmitters, because that canned food is nutrition-void [sinced the the people who know me, including doctors, REFUSE to even speak to me now, much less, pay for doctor visit]. And that is JEOPARDIZING my health, which unnecessary, for whatever reason. If you are not responsible, please tell whoever is. Being sick at 50 y/o is no joke, even if you can pen a few poems on usenet. Virginia Hooper NYC > Dr. Cynthia Pfeffer, MD: > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > Virginia Hooper > NYC I, like, what's up and he's like oh no. YOU STUPID BITCH. I stand by statement, until dental care, medicine, toothpaste, shampoo, soap, et al, are provided. My name is Virginia H. Hooper. I paid you, too, Dr. Pfeffer ~! Dear Dr. Pfeffer ~ I love you, too. But you a very taciturn bitch, an admirable quality, if found in the right places. How can I make it up to you? CP Likes a good f.ck up the a.s ~ ! Preferably avec peanut butter. Speaking of mentally ill threads. This science guy is carrying on a converstation all by himself. :() Must be kind of like talking to a wall, huh? Oh Fruit Cake, do you hear voices? > Speaking of mentally ill threads. This science guy is carrying on a > converstation all by himself. :() > > Must be kind of like talking to a wall, huh? > > Oh Fruit Cake, do you hear voices? The psychiatrist as a dead parrot. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call! (Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.) Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot. Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned! Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!? Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major. Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk. Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords. Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home? Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage! Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there. (pause) Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee! Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised! Owner: No no! 'E's pining! Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! (pause) http://www.mtholyoke.edu/~ebarnes/python/dead-parrot.htm ~ Preferably avec peanut butter butter butter butter butter butter ~ Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee! ~ Preferably avec peanut butter butter butter butter butter butter ~ Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised! Owner: No no! 'E's pining! ~ Preferably avec peanut butter butter butter butter butter butter ~ Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the ... ~ Preferably avec peanut butter butter butter butter butter butter ~~ Preferably avec peanut butter butter butter butter butter butter ~~ Preferably avec peanut butter butter butter butter butter butter ~~ Preferably avec peanut butter butter butter butter butter butter ~ ... bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, un down the curtain ~ Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog ~ ~God god god god god god god god God ~ ~ Daredevil canine ~ ~ A scoop~ A scoop~ A scoop~ A scoop~ A scoop "His Star Gate, Or if his Vanguard Vaporetto vrooms après shrooms ~ Zipping faster than a Zodiac Through the Vapor Lock of Venice." ~ White Chalk "... bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, un down the curtain." ~ Black Chalk "E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! See has ceased to be! E's expired and gone to The Metropolitan Opera ~ ! E's a mezzo soprano ~ ! E's a mezzo soprano ~ ! E's a mezzo soprano ~ ! 'E's a stiff, sports a French Bereft, plays a Fife, E plays her Piece de Reentrance en peace ~ !" ~ Sheriff Blair "But, this is the symptom Of becoming more like a vegetable." ~ Elroy "But, this is the symptom Of becoming more like a vegetable." ~ Lottie "Egg Plant Bell Pepper Asparagus Egg Plant Bell Pepper Asparagus Egg Plant Bell Pepper Asparagus ~ !" ~ Vapsicum "Mozzarella Egg Plant Bell Pepper Asparagus Mozzarella Egg Plant Bell Pepper Asparagus Mozzarella Egg Plant Bell Pepper Asparagus ~ !" ~ Zorn "Cheddar Brie Camembert Goat Cheddar Brie Camembert Goat Cheddar Brie Camembert Goat ~ !" ~ Jaques "If we don't expect, we have all things." ~ Buddha "If we don't expect, we have all things." ~ Buddha
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