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Chuck Lysaght - 22 Feb 2006 16:44 GMT
If I had a doctor or somebody I could afford like a fish monger take out one
of my testicles, would it be enough to make my hair grow back?

Also would the Viagra still be affective?

Chuck
the messenjah - 22 Feb 2006 17:02 GMT
> If I had a doctor or somebody I could afford like a fish monger take out one
> of my testicles, would it be enough to make my hair grow back?
>
> Also would the Viagra still be affective?
>
> Chuck

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From: "Chuck Lysaght" <gayontheb...@barebackbart.biz>
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Subject: Question about baldness
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Yellow... How appropriate...
Daedalus - 22 Feb 2006 17:08 GMT
>> If I had a doctor or somebody I could afford like a fish monger take out one
>> of my testicles, would it be enough to make my hair grow back?
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
>
>Yellow... How appropriate...

You haven't yet come to understand that posting headers does not turn
on the Bat signal and alert the Navy Seals usenet special forces squad
into action, have you, pedochuck?

Posting them and whining is just you being impotent, as usual.

Jade
the messenjah - 22 Feb 2006 17:17 GMT
> >> If I had a doctor or somebody I could afford like a fish monger take out one
> >> of my testicles, would it be enough to make my hair grow back?
[quoted text clipped - 29 lines]
>
> Jade

You need to get out more, Jade.
Daedalus - 22 Feb 2006 17:12 GMT
>> >> If I had a doctor or somebody I could afford like a fish monger take out one
>> >> of my testicles, would it be enough to make my hair grow back?
[quoted text clipped - 31 lines]
>
>You need to get out more, Jade.

Admission you are an impotent, old fool noted.

Jade
the messenjah - 24 Feb 2006 20:07 GMT
> >> >> If I had a doctor or somebody I could afford like a fish monger take out one
> >> >> of my testicles, would it be enough to make my hair grow back?
[quoted text clipped - 35 lines]
>
> Jade

Impotent? Would you like to find out how impotent I am? Of course, I'd
have to roll you over in flour to find the wet spot. Ewww.... I think I
just threw up in my mouth a little.
Barbara's Cat - 24 Feb 2006 20:15 GMT
the masturbator <thegayonthespike@veryfairy.boi> said:

> Impotent? Would you like to find out how impotent I am? Of course, I'd
> have to roll you over in flour to find the wet spot.

50+ years old and you still don't know where it is?
That's sadder than sad, Mr Masturbator.

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the messenjah - 24 Feb 2006 20:30 GMT
> the masturbator <thegayonthespike@veryfairy.boi> said:
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> 50+ years old and you still don't know where it is?
> That's sadder than sad, Mr Masturbator.

That one went over your head so fast that it reached escape velocity
and is now on the way to Mars.
Daedalus - 24 Feb 2006 20:41 GMT
>> the masturbator <thegayonthespike@veryfairy.boi> said:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>That one went over your head so fast that it reached escape velocity
>and is now on the way to Mars.

GUFFAWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That Chuck. He's so fukkin' Koool!

Get that one from your fellow bike fags, or is it the latest titter
going around the soup kitchen on vegetarian cheeseburger night?

Jade

Dame of the OOTSWBTYCHWAPIAWTWMIBB
Barbara's Cat - 24 Feb 2006 20:44 GMT
the masturbator <thegayonthespike@veryfairy.boi> said:

> > the masturbator <thegayonthespike@veryfairy.boi> said:
> >
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> That one went over your head so fast that it reached escape velocity
> and is now on the way to Mars.

Hardly, Mr Masturbator.
I couldn't help but notice how kindergarten
your humorous [sic] insult [sic] was;
still hoping to work the younger audiences, eh?

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the messenjah - 24 Feb 2006 20:46 GMT
> the masturbator <thegayonthespike@veryfairy.boi> said:
>
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> your humorous [sic] insult [sic] was;
> still hoping to work the younger audiences, eh?

Mr. Masturbator? The Gay on the Spike? Fairy boi? Looks like you have
some latent issues to work with, Babs.
Daedalus - 24 Feb 2006 20:44 GMT
>> the masturbator <thegayonthespike@veryfairy.boi> said:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>Mr. Masturbator? The Gay on the Spike? Fairy boi? Looks like you have
>some latent issues to work with, Babs.

Most people have some latent issues. They aren't f.cked up from the
skin in like you are.

Jade

Dame of the OOTSWBTYCHWAPIAWTWMIBB
Barbara's Cat - 24 Feb 2006 21:02 GMT
the masturbator <thegayonthespike@veryfairy.boi> said:

> Mr. Masturbator?

That would be Chuck Lysaght.

> The Gay on the Spike?

Again, that would be Chuck Lysaght.

> Fairy boi?

And again, that would be Chuck Lysaght.

I got all three correct; did I win the toaster?

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Dennis M. Hammes - 25 Feb 2006 13:36 GMT
> the masturbator <thegayonthespike@veryfairy.boi> said:
>
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>
> I got all three correct; did I win the toaster?

No, Bob Barker glazed over and wandered out into traffic.

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Dennis M. Hammes - 25 Feb 2006 13:34 GMT
>>the masturbator <thegayonthespike@veryfairy.boi> said:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
> Mr. Masturbator? The Gay on the Spike? Fairy boi? Looks like you have
> some latent issues to work with, Babs.

Either the chuckles has lost his job or his "date" again, or he's on
the rag.

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Barbara's Cat - 25 Feb 2006 17:31 GMT
> >>the masturbator <thegayonthespike@veryfairy.boi> said:
> >>
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
> Either the chuckles has lost his job or his "date" again, or he's on
> the rag.

Check d. All of the above.

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Dennis M. Hammes - 25 Feb 2006 13:32 GMT
> That one went over your head so fast that it reached escape velocity
> and is now on the way to Mars.

Poor little monkey overheard some human Power Noises.
  Is the "escape velocity" hyperbolic or parabolic?
  Differences are not crucial, since a Hohmann mutually-tangent
ellipse ("...the way to Mars") doesn't reach escape velocity.

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Kadaitcha Man - 25 Feb 2006 23:05 GMT
the messenjah <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz>, the scraggy ne'er-do-well
and travel-soiled throne-queen who likes feral midget tossing with sea
lions, and whose partner is a pro with a dowdy penis-station, wrote in
<1140813055.684206.171610@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>:  

>> the masturbator <thegayonthespike@veryfairy.boi> said:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> That one went over your head so fast that it reached escape velocity
> and is now on the way to Mars.

Ditto.

[^ indicates upward]
Stupid f.cking idiot.

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ggamble - 25 Feb 2006 03:24 GMT
>Would you like to find out how impotent I am?

Are you going to threaten another answering machine?
Dennis M. Hammes - 25 Feb 2006 13:27 GMT
> Would you like to find out how impotent I am?

Naaah, we know.

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David <Orrens> Bot - 22 Feb 2006 17:22 GMT
> > >> If I had a doctor or somebody I could afford like a fish monger take out one
> > >> of my testicles, would it be enough to make my hair grow back?
[quoted text clipped - 31 lines]
>
> You need to get out more, Jade.

You should stop torturing children, Dave.

No more troll time theatre.

And I guess that makes all the trolls suspects.

Big blow to MI5, isn't it?

Tell us again, Dave, how do vampires get bit?
Chadwick Stone© - 22 Feb 2006 19:51 GMT
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> You need to get out more, Jade.

You need to be locked up, Lyceball.

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Tim da Jinn - 22 Feb 2006 23:18 GMT
You always prove to be a greater fool.

Every time.  :)

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Amanda Reid - 24 Feb 2006 12:33 GMT
> If I had a doctor or somebody I could afford like a fish monger take out one
> of my testicles, would it be enough to make my hair grow back?
>
> Also would the Viagra still be affective?
>
> Chuck

It will taking twice the Viagla to making the dick the inch rong, cluck.
  So solly.
Mxsmanic - 25 Feb 2006 17:29 GMT
> If I had a doctor or somebody I could afford like a fish monger take out one
> of my testicles, would it be enough to make my hair grow back?

Once hair follicles regress beyond a certain point, they generally
cannot be rejuvenated.  However, follicles that are still working may
recover if the balance of body chemistry that is producing baldness is
changed.

> Also would the Viagra still be affective?

I don't know of a connection between Viagra and hair growth (?).

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Barbara's Cat - 25 Feb 2006 17:50 GMT
> > If I had a doctor or somebody I could afford like a fish monger take out one
> > of my testicles, would it be enough to make my hair grow back?
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> I don't know of a connection between Viagra and hair growth (?).

Castration can prevent baldness
but it can't cure it.
(True story. Look it up.)

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Mxsmanic - 25 Feb 2006 19:31 GMT
> Castration can prevent baldness
> but it can't cure it.
> (True story. Look it up.)

It can reduce the incidence of baldness, but it can't prevent it.
Even women suffer from baldness, although it's usually mild and often
doesn't appear until late in life, and women rarely lose all of their
hair.

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