Yesterday I had a six pack of Chicken McNuggets at Mickey D's.
Today I dont feel so good. Could I have the bird flu?

Iwas going to have a fish sandwhich but theres that pesky mercury
thing..

I thought maybe a mushroom Angus burger at BK but then I remembered
mushrooms grow in dookey and now researchers  are saying there is a
possibilty of mutagennesis of a particularly virulent strain of
mushroom flu on the rise....Thus far this flu has only been found in
Mushrooms though. Fortunately the government will soon invest  several
billion (tax) dollars on a mushroom flu vaccine

God bless America!