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Medical Forum / General / General / September 2005progenitorivox: but is it safe?
http://jibjab.com/167.html > http://jibjab.com/167.html I want Progenitorivox! "If death occurs, discontinue use of Progenitorivox immediately. If symptoms persist, consult your physician." (As I said, back in June.) http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/e5598a827f645e40 > > http://jibjab.com/167.html > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/e5598a827f645e40 I know Tony. In ad and marketing this is called second blanket. See, you want to catch those people who heard about Progenitorivox the first time around, put the little thought aside, and now are going around saying "what was the name of that great new ME TOO drug?" : ) Zee > > > http://jibjab.com/167.html > > > > I want Progenitorivox! > I know Tony. In ad and marketing this is called second blanket. See, > you want to catch those people who heard about Progenitorivox the first > time around, put the little thought aside, and now are going around > saying "what was the name of that great new ME TOO drug?" > > : ) Well, good job with the second blanket. I've seen the band playing the song, The Austin Lounge Lizards. They're a riot. "Any unauthorized use of your judgment in the application of Progenitorivox is strictly prohibited." WARNING: "Do not resume sexual activity while operating heavy machinery without consulting your physician." (I wanted Progenitorivox and all they have me was these lousy ARBs.) > > > > http://jibjab.com/167.html > > > [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > (I wanted Progenitorivox and all they have me was these lousy ARBs.) ARBs? There are lots of other spoofs. Fun. Several I have are not linked to anything though so I can't post. Zee > > (I wanted Progenitorivox and all they have me was these lousy ARBs.) > > ARBs? ARB = Angiotensin II Receptor Blockers A blood pressure med. > There are lots of other spoofs. Fun. Several I have are not > linked to anything though so I can't post. Agreed, fun stuff. > > > (I wanted Progenitorivox and all they have me was these lousy ARBs.) > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > A blood pressure med. I am sorry. I didn't know. But you seem to have a light-hearted attitude which must help as much as ARBs. Zee > > There are lots of other spoofs. Fun. Several I have are not > > linked to anything though so I can't post. > > Agreed, fun stuff. > > > > (I wanted Progenitorivox and all they have me was these lousy ARBs.) > > > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Zee Get a room you guys. > Get a room you guys. Somebody (who might need to) is not taking Progenitorivox! I'm not a doctor, but I did watch the commercial. So I qualified to diagnose you. Progenitorivox Beats diet and exercise! (Go follow the link Zee posted at the start of the thread) > > Get a room you guys. > > Somebody (who might need to) is not taking Progenitorivox! > > I'm not a doctor, but I did watch the commercial. So I qualified to > diagnose you. There will be a Progenitorivox CME from 7:13-7:15 EST tonight, major networks. > Progenitorivox > Beats diet and exercise! > > (Go follow the link Zee posted at the start of the thread) > > Get a room you guys. > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > (Go follow the link Zee posted at the start of the thread) COMMENT: http://www.astonishedhead.com/images/OVOID_123.swf If you like this sort of thing, this is just the sort of thing you'll like. SBH COMMENT: http://www.astonishedhead.com/images/OVOID_123.swf If you like this sort of thing, this is just the sort of thing you'll like. YOu have to go to the left side of the webpage, scroll down to FLASH, and click "Miserable ovoid creature." That gets you one of the funnier Zoloft parodies. SBH > > > Get a room you guys. > > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > SBH You win. <<LOL>> > > > Get a room you guys. > > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > SBH I laughed, I cried. In case anyone else had trouble reading all the side-effects, here they are: Side effects occurred in, oh, let's say 15% of those tested, and may include (but certainly aren't limited to): Dry mouth, upset stomach, decreased appetite, a sort of eyelid-twitching thing, yawn, tremor, sleepiness, diarrhea-- a lot of diarrhea, actually, very nasty-- sexual side effects-- testicular flamboyance and vulvar pyrotechnics, that sort of thing-- increased sweating, sudden fear of lettuce, insomnia, and then there was this guy Larry who went totally apeshit and shot a bunch of people at the Dairy Queen, but we're pretty sure he was a loon already, nosebleed, and raving, running-naked-through-the-streets psychosis. Plus, if you take it for a while and feel really great, and then suddenly stop taking it, your head will explode. ~~Patti > I laughed, I cried. In case anyone else had trouble reading all the > side-effects, here they are: [...] > Plus, if you take it for a while and feel really great, and then suddenly > stop taking it, your head will explode. Perfect for the drug company! Once word gets around, no one will ever quit taking it. I like the line "You're a wretched malformed mutant and God hates you." That sorts ties back to The Austin Lounge Lizards, the group doing the song for Progenitorivox. They have a song named "Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You". "God loves all his children, by gum That don't mean he won't incinerate some" > > I laughed, I cried. In case anyone else had trouble reading all the > > side-effects, here they are: [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > I like the line "You're a wretched malformed mutant and God hates you." Funny, but so true... > That sorts ties back to The Austin Lounge Lizards, the group doing the > song for Progenitorivox. They have a song named "Jesus Loves Me But He > Can't Stand You". I'm glad you said that because I didn't know about Progenitorivox. In case it slipped by anybody else: http://cu.convio.net/site/PageServer?pagename=Rx_song_download > "God loves all his children, by gum > That don't mean he won't incinerate some" I posted the side-effects because on my ancient computer they spun by so fast I couldn't read them all and I assumed it was part of the gag, but it works right on full screen. ~~Patti >> > > (I wanted Progenitorivox and all they have me was these lousy >> > > ARBs.) [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > I am sorry. I didn't know. But you seem to have a light-hearted > attitude which must help as much as ARBs. obviously ...there is a LOT you do not know about meds and medicine...but that never stops you from mouthing off pathetic > Zee > >> > There are lots of other spoofs. Fun. Several I have are not >> > linked to anything though so I can't post. >> >> Agreed, fun stuff. |
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