So I don't have to worry about going blind?
>Viagra is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
>souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
Heck, I never really thought about it before, but after seeing this I'm
fascinated and might have to buy some just to see if I turn into a brainless
slave of hell.
Sbharris[atsign]ix.netcom.com - 16 Aug 2005 00:33 GMT
> >Viagra is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
> >souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>
> Heck, I never really thought about it before, but after seeing this I'm
> fascinated and might have to buy some just to see if I turn into a brainless
> slave of hell.*
COMMENT:
*Only people who are healthy enough to be a brainless slave of hell
should use Viagra(TM). Use of nitrates or poppers or certain other
hellacious drugs is not recommended while using Viagra, as this may
will may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure, thus precipitating you
into the pit of Satan. If you you are a brainless slave of hell for
more than four hours, seek medical attention; as not doing so could
result in them having to whack your peepee. Being a brainless slave of
hell does not protect you from HIV or other sexually transmitted
diseases. Chaah. If you experience visual disturbances as a result of
being a brainless slave of hell, see your doctor (oh, you know what we
mean), as this may be a symptom of serious circulatory problems in the
eye...
SBH
David Wright - 16 Aug 2005 03:21 GMT
>>Viagra is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
>>souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>
>Heck, I never really thought about it before, but after seeing this I'm
>fascinated and might have to buy some just to see if I turn into a brainless
>slave of hell.
You're really leaving yourself wide open there, Carey. Oh, the
temptation...
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These are my opinions only, but they're almost always correct.
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and
natural things that money can buy."
-- Steve Martin
This is your preacher, Elmer Gantry. Send you tithes to me at: The Ranch
Brothel; Reno, Nevada. If you don't, you will go to hell!
"I don't drink. I don't smoke, I don't have sex and I don't cuss. GODDAMMIT!
I LEFT MY CIGAR AT THE BAR IN THE WHOREHOUSE!
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> Viagra is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
> souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
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> Viagra is the medicine from HELL, made in HELL'S KITCHEN by SATAN with
> help from the ANTICHRIST in SODOM !!!
You mean da debbil is impotent ?