> By NICHOLAS SWADE
> The New York Tmes
> A panel of the National Academy
> of Sciences has recommended
> a complete review of Ed Conrad's
> brain, since the Scientific Estab-
> lishment nbelieves it is getting
> closer and closer to destroying
> the myth of the Theory of Evolution.
National Academy of Sciences Home Page
Official Procedure for Conrad Brain Review
<001> ocm42933313 (Conrad Brain Review)
<005> 20010423094822.0
<040a> CUT
<040c> CUT (Incision of Conrad's Lower Delectili)
<040d> SPI
<040d> GPO (Sample of Hair Follicle)
<037a> 161410
<037b> GAO (202) 512-6000 (Voice); (202) 512-6061 (Fax)
<037f> paper copy (Xerox to Smithsonian)
<042a> pcc
<043a> n-us---
<050a> Q180.U5
<050b> A343
<074a> 0546-D (online)
<086a> GA 1.13:RCED-99-17
<088a> GAO/RCED-99-17 (Ground section to University of
California-Berkeley)
<088a> B-279928
<099a> GA 1.13:RCED-99-17
<049a> GPOO
<110a> United States.
<110b> General Accounting Office.
<245a> Federal research (Blood Sample to American Medical
Laboratories, Chantilly, Va.)
<245h> [microform] (Document Deep Incision on DVD_):
<245b> the National Academy of Sciences and the Federal Advisory
Committee Act : report to Congressional requesters /
<245c> United States General Accounting Office.
<246a> National Academy of Sciences and the Federal Advisory
Committee Act
<260a> Washington, D.C. (P.O. Box 37050, Washington, D.C. 20013) :
<260b> The Office,
<260c> [1998]
<300a> 19 p. :
<300b> ill. ; (Opening of Lower Cerebrum)
<300c> 28 cm.
<500a> Cover title. (Cut and Paste copy to David Iain Greig)
<500a> "November 1998."
<500a> Not distributed to depository libraries in a physical form.
<504a> Includes bibliographical references.
<500a> "GAO/RCED-99-17."
<500a> "B-279928"--P. 1.
<530a> Available via Internet from the GPO Access Web site. Address
as of 4-17-01:
http://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/getdoc.cgi?dbname=gao&docid=f...
df; current access is available via PURL.
<533a> Microfiche.
<533b> [Washington, D.C.] :
<533c> U.S. General Accounting Office,
<533d> [1999]
<533e> 1 microfiche : negative. (Utra-Sound of Conrad Brain))
<5337> s1999 dcun b
<590a> [cat:lww]
<610a> National Academy of Sciences (U.S.)
<610v> Rules and practice.
<610a> National Academy of Sciences (U.S.)
<610x> Information services. (Press Release to Major Media)
<610a> United States.
<610t> Federal Advisory Committee Act.
<650a> Research institutes (Interview on Larry King Live with
Specimen)
<650z> United States.
<650a> Science and state
<650z> United States.
<856u> http://purl.access.gpo.gov/GPO/LPS11177 (Replace Conrad's
Brain)
<856z> Adobe Acrobat Reader required
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<994b> GPO
<990a> 20-00028
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danzig - 01 Jul 2005 19:56 GMT
what brain?
>
ward stewart - 02 Jul 2005 03:21 GMT
> what brain?
Oh it's there alright - you can see the wisps of sour smoke issuing our from
under his tin-foil topper and the grease trickling down his sideburns.
I did like the part where he offered proof of his delusions by asserting that
he had been transported by 'aliens' to where he was able to view the whole
universe and fully understand its meets and bounds.
A full fledged loon!
ward