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Medical Forum / General / General / July 2005BERING STRAIT -- OR IS IT CROOKED???
< My father used to say, "The problem with telling one lie is that you may have to tell a hundred more lies to cover it up." < This certainly applies to the theory of early man arriving in North America via the Bering Strait. < You see, the Pseudoscientific Establishment learned many long years ago that its theory of the evolution of man in Africa had a horsefly in its ointment. < Native Americans in North America. < Consequently, the pseudso had to conveniently manufacture a farfetched story to make poppycock of this historical fact. < So it came up with the prepostrous theory that early man trudged north -- spending years, more likely decades -- in an incredibly hostile environment, then hit the jackpot when it headed south. < But it just doesn't wash. < Common sense dictates that no tribal leaders -- in their right mind -- would have searched for "greener pastures" by heading so far north? < True, they may not have realized they were heading north (assuming there were no maps or compasses), but they'd oon realize it was getting much colder and more hostile every mile they traveled. < Why would they continue? Why would they have started off in the first place? < How would they know that -- if they ever completed their trip -- they'd be much better off than they were before? Nobody could've told them. < What would they have done for food? Once their supply was exhausted in that barren landscape, what did they eat? < How about the trip itself? < How did they protect themselves from the elements -- the sub-freeezing temperatures and the Arctic wind? How did they protect their torches from blowing out since they needed fire, yet there were neither matches nor lighters. < This litany of absurdities could go on and on. < The plain and simple fact is that it *never* happened. Early man NEVER crossed the Bering Strait to migrate to what would become North America. It simply did not -- could not -- have happened that way. < Let the pseudoscientists who cling to this ridiculous idea give it a try to prove their point. Let them make the trip without themal clothing, tents, battery-powered heaters, a stockpile of food, directional finders, etc., etc., etc. < Maybe then -- and ONLY then -- they would realize how prepostrous the Pseudscientific Establishment theory is. < All it takes is a bit of common sense to realize that the earliest man to inhabit North America certainly didn't make the trip by crossing the Bering Strait, EVEN IF the strait was a land mass at the time. It's just one of many flights of fantasy by dreamers and hallucinators -- the pseudos -- who just can't seem to grasp the undeniable fact that, while they CAN fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, you CAN'T con Ed CONrad anytime with their factless and facetious theories. < Ed Conrad > http://www.edconrad.com >> =========================================== >>> PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH AND >>> SOFT ORGANS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS >>< >>>Here's a petrified human femur still embedded in slate. http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/z8femur.jpg >>>< >>>Here's a petrified human finger, with fingernail: http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FINGER/MVC-008S.JPG http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FINGER/MVC-011S.JPG >>>< >>>Here's a petrified human toe (with toe nail), found only >>>10-15 feet from the petrified finger. http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Au29/MVC-017S.JPG >>>< >>>Here are the petrified human finger and the petrified human >>>toe shown together. http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Au29/MVC-016S.JP >>>< >>>Here's the specimen that Krogman identified as a tibia. It contains >>>Haversian canals, proof of bone, and dried blood was found on it >>>during American Medical Laboratory testing. This is the specimen >>>that was fraudulently tested by Andrew MacRae (who produced >>>microscopic photos of the cell structure of a rock on the false >>>pretext that he was showing the cell structure of this specimen). http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/newtibia.jpg >>>< >>>This is the boulder containing the complete human skull. >>>Testing has confirmed the presence of Haversian canals >>> and American Medical Laboratories discovered it contains >>>dried blood. http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/skullb.jpg >>>< >>>Here's a petrified human mandible (frontal). http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix5/MVC-002S.JPG >>>< >>>Here's a portion of a human mandible (side). http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Bones/MVC-006S.JPG >>>< >>>Here's a giant petrified tooth. http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/1tooth.jpg >>>< >>>Here's a petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate. http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix3/z3dino.jpg >>>< >>>Here's a petrified fetus of some large animal. http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/MVC-013F.JPG >>>< >>>Here's another petrified fetus, still embedded in slate. http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Day/MVC-005S.JPG >>>< >>>Here are several views of portion of a giant prehistoric scorpion >>> identified as such by Krogman. http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-001S.JPG http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-010S.JPG http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-020S.JPG >>>< >>>Here's a photo of the same portion of a petrified giant >>>scorpion -- found 22 years ago -- alongside one found just >>> a few months ago. http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/SCORPIONS/MVC-039S.JPG >>>< >>>Here are two views of a piece of wood that appears to have been >>>handcarved for use as a tool or a weapon. http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-003S.JPG http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-005S.JPG < We have imagined that humanity, mankind evolved from prehistoric apes. However, thanks to the evidence that Ed CONrad has so carefully hidden away, and which has now come to light, we now know that humanity has an extra-terrestrial origin. Aliens landaed on the moon several million years ago, with Pithecanthropean servitors; their starship was severely damaged in a solar flare, otherwise they would have landed on Earth itself. However, they left their Pithecanthropean servitors on the Moon, promising to return and pick them up later, once they had had their starship seen to at the local starship service station. As lunar days stretched into lunar years, the Pithecanthropeans concluded reluctantly that they had been abandoned and decided to make their way to the Earth, which loomed so invitingly out there. So they threw a line down from the Earth to the Moon and climbed down when it was dark. Ever since then they have been illegally evolving - since their DNA is owned by these aliens. The US President - the one with the nice tits; the former stripper - has declared a high alert for near-Solar System activities, since the US of A and the UN of M are worried that the aliens will return to collect their property, and will not be pleased to see we have violated their Intellectual Property. And just think - if it hadn't been for Ed CONrad spilling the beans - baked beans weren't they? - all over his nice shiny new birthday suit, we'd never know, and we would be hauled before the Interstellar Master Trade Board for evolving without permission and thus violating the Interstellar Intellectual Property Act. The really terrible thing is that people with more than one belly button, Ed CONrad among them, have severe systems incompatibility with the Fully-Automatic Nuclear-Powered Self-Propelled Nose-Picker - it violates their warranty - and have been warned by many theologians of high standing that they are no longer eligible for the sacraments, for reasons that are not for the common man. Make of it what you will - but Ed CONrad is hereby warned to stay off the Talcum Powder, as it is not so easy to get a high from it, particularly when you cut it with cornmeal. It also blocks the nose up, and smells terrible. Tux Wonderdog > < >> [quoted text clipped - 145 lines] > http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-005S.JPG > <  Signature"Good, late in to more rewarding well." "Well, you tonight. And I was lookintelligent woman of Ming home. I trust you with a tender silence." I get a word into my hands, a different and unbelike, probably - 'she fortunate fat woman', wrong word. 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