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Twittering One - 21 May 2005 18:49 GMT A is for Arsenic. B is for Belladonna. C is for Crash.
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Raving Loonie - 21 May 2005 21:10 GMT > Don't forget ... > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > [Oops, we mean > Their's] Sorry, Twittering One ...
'Black' humor
... sometime one needs to laugh
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Twittering One - 21 May 2005 22:02 GMT I don't like the ad.
Twittering One - 21 May 2005 22:14 GMT D is for Drown. E is for Eternity
Or just see ~
"How to get that special someone to notice you, especially if they find your bleeding unconscious body on their doorstep one morning at about 7 A.M."
"Suicide And Attempted Suicide: How To Commit Suicide And The Consequences Of Failure"
em - 22 May 2005 05:50 GMT >D is for Drown. > E is for Eternity [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > How To Commit Suicide > And The Consequences Of Failure" hey.... B1, don't you go around and hurt yourself.
Who do you want to notice you? A lover or someone in a professional capacity?
If a lover, this is not a good way to put yourself into their arms.
If a professional in some capacity then obviously you have chosen the wrong person, or persons to ask for help or response. Write them off as nitwits then reset your objectives or your target.
Take care of yourself and don't let go. I know we are only cyber friends, but there is a real concern. These emotions must count for something.
Do they?
em
Twittering One - 22 May 2005 05:55 GMT Em, My name is not B1.
em - 22 May 2005 07:06 GMT > Em, > My name is not B1. That is a kick back to the time when I first noticed you in aspnt.
You introduced yourself as Brilliant one and I thought, WOW.
So to me you are B1. Unless of course you particularly object, then I will call you T1.
But personally if you ask me, I would prefer B1.
Twittering One - 22 May 2005 07:12 GMT "Em, My name is not B1." ~ Twittering
"That is a kick back To the time when I first noticed you in aspnt." ~ em
"What's aspnt?" ~ Twittering
"You introduced yourself as Brilliant one, And I thought, WOW.
So to me you are B1. Unless of course, you particularly object, Then I will Call you T1.
But personally if you ask me, I would prefer B1." ~ em
"O, sure, You can call me that, if you wish, or so Desire." ~ Twittering
em - 22 May 2005 07:28 GMT > "Em, > My name is not B1." [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > "What's aspnt?" > ~ Twittering alt.sci.physics.new-theories
That was you. Was it or was it not?
> "O, sure, > You can call me that, if you wish, or so > Desire." > ~ Twittering It is merely preference. It is
Raving Loonie - 23 May 2005 05:16 GMT > > Em, > > My name is not B1. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > But personally if you ask me, I would prefer B1. I like to think of Twittering One as
' Brave One '
RL
em - 23 May 2005 06:19 GMT >> > Em, >> > My name is not B1. [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > ' Brave One ' Yes.
Twittering One - 22 May 2005 06:07 GMT "Hey.... B1, don't you go around And hurt yourself." ~ em
"Heck, know ~ !" ~ Twittering
"Twitter's name's not B1. T1m [Trunk Line], for short. Why So you call her that?" ~ Folly
"Who do you want To notice you? A lover or someone In a professional
Capacity?" ~ em
"Capsicum." ~ Folly
"If a lover, This is not a good way To put yourself into their arms." ~ em
"O." ~ Twittering
"If a professional, In some capacity, then obviously you've chosen The wrong person, or persons to ask for help Or response.
Write them off As nitwits, then reset your objectives Or your target." ~ em
"Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
A person, regardless, Who sees one in need, helps, If one has needed means, if one means well." ~ Twittering
"Heck, yeah ~ ! Ethical responsibility." ~ Folly
"Take care of yourself, And don't let go. I know we're only cyber friends, But there's a real concern. These emotions must count for something.
Do they?" ~ em
"Mais, oui, Of course. ~ Folly
em - 22 May 2005 07:25 GMT > "Hey.... > B1, don't you go around [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > "Heck, know ~ !" > ~ Twittering Good to hear. I am relieved.
> "Twitter's name's not > B1. T1m [Trunk Line], for short. Why > So you call her that?" > ~ Folly Hello Folly.... Although I know you well I don't think we've met.
> "Who do you want > To notice you? A lover or someone [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > "Capsicum." > ~ Folly Who is Capsicum?
> "If a lover, > This is not a good way [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > "O." > ~ Twittering Oh yes of couse. Just think about it.
How would you like to find someone who loves you very much messy themselves up to met you.
> "If a professional, > In some capacity, then obviously you've chosen [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! > Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... !
> A person, regardless, > Who sees one in need, helps, > If one has needed means, if one means well." > ~ Twittering Iv'e been to India. Yes, India I have indeed. There I say, who can say, I saw a hundred thousand or hundreds of thousands more.
And everyone of them was in need.
I felt so powerless. So useless and insignificant indeed. There was nothing I could do t help anyone of them. So in the end I ended up helping none.
> "Heck, yeah ~ ! > Ethical responsibility." > ~ Folly Only if you are cashed up sweet heart. When your pennies run out so do their sympathies.
Calling them nitwits was a compassionate expression.
> "Take care of yourself, > And don't let go. I know we're only cyber friends, [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Of course. > ~ Folly I am glad. because it feels like something to me.
And I think you have more than a few friends in cyber space to support you.
em
Twittering One - 22 May 2005 07:34 GMT "I am glad. Because it feels like something to me.
And I think you have more than a few friends In cyber space to support you." ~ em
"You sound like Mum. Cyber's not enough. But a starved soul Gratefully accepts what's proffered." ~ Twittering
Twittering One - 22 May 2005 07:51 GMT "Beware, The FBI knows, too." ~ Twittering
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"Heck, know ~ !" ~ Twittering
"Good to hear. I am relieved." ~ em
"Very strong survival instinct, Know ~ !" ~ Twittering
"Twitter's name's not B1. T1m [Trunk Line], for short. Why So you call her that?" ~ Folly
"Hello Folly.... Although I know you well, I don't think we've met." ~ em
"Charmed, I am Sure. I am a goose." ~ Folly
"Who do you want To notice you? A lover or someone In a professional
Capacity?" ~ em
"Capsicum." ~ Folly
"Who is Capsicum?" ~ em
"Pepper." ~ Twittering
"If a lover, This is not a good way To put yourself into their arms." ~ em
"O." ~ Twittering
"Oh yes of course. Just think about it.
How would you like to find someone Who loves you very much Messy themselves up to meet you." ~ em
"Understood. But I already knew that. I just read That in a book." ~ Twittering
"If a professional, In some capacity, then obviously you've chosen The wrong person, or persons to ask for help Or response.
Write them off As nitwits, then reset your objectives Or your target." ~ em
"Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!" ~ Twittering
"I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... ! I back off... !" ~ em
"o." ~ Twittering
"A person, regardless, Who sees one in need, helps, If one has needed means, if one means well." ~ Twittering
"I've been to India. Yes, India I have indeed. There I say, who can say, I saw a hundred thousand or hundreds of thousands more.
And everyone of them was in need.
I felt so powerless. So useless and insignificant indeed. There was nothing I could do t help anyone of them. So in the end I ended up helping none." ~ em
"Understood, a helpless feeling, A forlorn longing to do, to reach, but alas,
One falls haplessly back, grieving For what one, if only, at least,
Could do, could do, too, to matter, Make a difference, make matter better." ~ Twittering
"Heck, yeah ~ ! Ethical responsibility." ~ Folly
"Only if you are cashed up sweet heart. When your pennies run out So do their sympathies.
Calling them nitwits Was a compassionate expression." ~ em
"O, yes, Like Mum, you sound." ~ Folly
"Take care of yourself, And don't let go. I know we're only cyber friends, But there's a real concern. These emotions must count for something.
Do they?" ~ em
"Mais, oui, Of course. ~ Folly
"I am glad. Because it feels like something to me.
And I think you have more than a few friends In cyber space to support you." ~ em
"You sound like Mum. Cyber's Not enough. But a starved soul Gratefully accepts what's proffered. Merci. My soul, yes, a starved hollow." ~ Twittering
"O, me, A sleepy foul." ~Folly
em - 22 May 2005 07:57 GMT >> "You sound like Mum. > Cyber's not enough. But a starved soul > Gratefully accepts what's proffered." > ~ Twittering When you need a hug cyber is not enough. But on the other cyber can, has, does offer connection to/with persons who would otherwise not ever have met.
And especially, for the loony spectrum of society, who traditionally withdraw and suffer or work endlessly in silence, one can now easily find friends and gain critical support from like minds.
em
Twittering One - 23 May 2005 00:28 GMT "When you need a hug cyber is not enough. But on the other cyber can, has, does offer connection to/with persons who would otherwise not ever have met.
And especially, for the loony spectrum of society, who traditionally withdraw and suffer or work endlessly in silence, one can now easily find friends and gain critical support from like minds." ~ em
"Heck, yeah ~ ! But who the Hell RU ~ !?" ~ Folly
"RU criminal, insane, brainwasher, brain ~ Dirtier, rainmaker, instigator, alligator, or The Brown Dan?
Very risky biznez, If you ask me." ~ Twittering
"O, & We do need a real hug ~ So alas, cyber Borgs not good enough, although, true, some of Boris' Buds pirroette good enough, dancing, prancing The Pee Promenade." ~ Folly
"O, yes, fancy Romancers, fancy red silk panties, wear they." ~ Twittering
Twittering One - 23 May 2005 00:40 GMT "Down, brown, Where?" ~ Folly
em - 23 May 2005 06:31 GMT > "Heck, yeah ~ ! > But who the Hell [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Dirtier, rainmaker, instigator, alligator, or > The Brown Dan? Hmm... lets see. hard to say. I am not a criminal, yet I do not always obey the rules. Not insane but definetly a scew loose.
Didn't mean to disturb your slumber. I thought you were already stirring. and there is a rumble in the air.
as to Brown Dan... I can not say one way or the other I have yet to read his book and locate him on my map of mischief or guide
> Very risky biznez, > If you ask me." > ~ Twittering The hazzards stack to the sky.
em
Twittering One - 23 May 2005 06:48 GMT How tight, YOur twisted screw ~ ?
em - 23 May 2005 09:59 GMT > How tight, > YOur twisted screw ~ ? the wheel fell of.
Twittering One - 23 May 2005 07:01 GMT "Very risky Bizet, If you ask me." ~ Twittering
"The hazzards stack To the sky." ~ em
"... where buzzards haphazzardly Fly." ~ Folly
Twittering One - 23 May 2005 07:28 GMT "RU criminal, insane, brainwasher, brain ~ Dirtier, rainmaker, instigator, alligator, or The Brown Dan?" ~ Twittering
"Hmm... lets see. hard to say. I am not a criminal, Yet I do not always obey the rules. Not insane But definitely a scew loose." ~ em
"O, you skew your data, you're an Outlyer, Just
.... a lunatic fringe, flappppppppppppppping In the breeze!" ~ Twittering
"Didn't mean to disturb your slumber. I thought you were already stirring. And there is a rumble in the air." ~ em
"Slumber, not, we, for a number Of spins we just pedaled, hurrying Home, as thunder stirred our midnight lair." ~ Folly
"... as to Brown Dan... I can not say One way or the other. I have yet to read his book And locate him on my map Of mischief or guide. ~ em
"O, avoid Dan like The Black Plague, stay Very far away, one way, or another Dan's Fanatic Followers will rook Your Knight. Woe, to know ~ If a Lap Dog, blanc, you know, mischief, or your hide They'll have, yes, mistaken for Leonardo." ~ Twittering
"How tight, Your twisted screw ~ ?" ~ Folly
"Very risky Bizet, If you ask me." ~ Twittering
"The hazards stack To the sky." ~ em
"... where buzzards haphazardly Fly amazingly hazily and lazily." ~ Folly
em - 23 May 2005 10:10 GMT > "O, you skew your data, you're an Outlyer, > Just [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > In the breeze!" > ~ Twittering Just a tocker pulling apart this here clock.
> "O, avoid Dan like The Black Plague, stay > Very far away, one way, or another [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > They'll have, yes, mistaken for Leonardo." > ~ Twittering Sounds like mischief.
> "... where buzzards haphazardly > Fly amazingly hazily and lazily." They are the birds of the feather.
I am glad to hear you are okay.
em - 23 May 2005 10:00 GMT > "Very risky Bizet, > If you ask me." [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Fly." > ~ Folly Thanks for the report of the view from up on high.
em
Double-A - 21 May 2005 22:21 GMT > I don't like the ad. Does that mean RL doesn't get the job?
Double-A
Twittering One - 21 May 2005 22:33 GMT "I don't like the ad." ~ Twittering
"Does that mean RL doesn't get the job?" ~ Double-A
"What job?" ~ Twittering
Raving Loonie - 23 May 2005 09:07 GMT > > I don't like the ad. > > Does that mean RL doesn't get the job? > > Double-A Some late night reading for when y'all get snored
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Double-A - 21 May 2005 22:10 GMT > > Don't forget ... > > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > ~~~~~~~~> http://www.usrockets.com/vw_suicide_bomber.mov Thanks, Loonie.
I got a good laugh out of that, even if it does mean that my sense of humor is demented!
Double-A
Double-A - 21 May 2005 19:12 GMT > A is for Arsenic. > B is for Belladonna. [quoted text clipped - 52 lines] > _________________ > http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo Pale, beyond porch and portal, Crowned with calm leaves, she stands Who gathers all things mortal With cold immortal hands; Her languid lips are sweeter Than love's who fears to greet her To men that mix and meet her
>From many times and lands. She waits for each and other, She waits for all men born; Forgets the earth her mother, The life of fruits and corn; And spring and seed and swallow Take wing for her and follow Where summer song rings hollow And flowers are put to scorn.
There go the loves that wither, The old loves with wearier wings; And all dead years draw thither, And all disastrous things; Dead dreams of days forsaken, Blind buds that snows have shaken, Wild leaves that winds have taken, Red strays of ruined springs.
- From "The Garden of Proserpine" by Algernon Charles Swinburne
Double-A
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