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Twittering One - 21 May 2005 18:49 GMT
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Twittering One - 21 May 2005 19:10 GMT
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Twittering One - 21 May 2005 19:12 GMT
Don't forget ...

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Keep your walls clean ~ !

[Oops, we mean
Their's]
Raving Loonie - 21 May 2005 21:10 GMT
> Don't forget ...
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> [Oops, we mean
> Their's]

Sorry, Twittering One ...

'Black' humor

 ... sometime one needs to laugh

~~~~~~~~>  http://www.usrockets.com/vw_suicide_bomber.mov
Twittering One - 21 May 2005 22:02 GMT
I don't like the ad.
Twittering One - 21 May 2005 22:14 GMT
D is for Drown.
E is for Eternity

Or just see ~

"How to get that special someone to notice you,
especially if they find your bleeding
unconscious body on their doorstep
one morning
at about 7 A.M."

"Suicide And Attempted Suicide:
How To Commit Suicide
And The Consequences Of Failure"
em - 22 May 2005 05:50 GMT
>D is for Drown.
> E is for Eternity
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> How To Commit Suicide
> And The Consequences Of Failure"

hey.... B1, don't you go around and hurt yourself.

Who do you want to notice you? A lover or someone in a professional
capacity?

If a lover, this is not a good way to put yourself into their arms.

If a professional in some capacity then obviously you have chosen the wrong
person, or persons to ask for help or response. Write them off as nitwits
then reset your objectives or your target.

Take care of yourself and don't let go. I know we are only cyber friends,
but there is a real concern. These emotions must count for something.

Do they?

em
Twittering One - 22 May 2005 05:55 GMT
Em,
My name is not B1.
em - 22 May 2005 07:06 GMT
> Em,
> My name is not B1.

That is a kick back to the time when I first noticed you in aspnt.

You introduced yourself as Brilliant one and I thought, WOW.

So to me you are B1. Unless of course you particularly object, then I will
call you T1.

But personally if you ask me, I would prefer B1.
Twittering One - 22 May 2005 07:12 GMT
"Em,
My name is not B1."
~ Twittering

"That is a kick back
To the time when I first noticed you in aspnt."
~ em

"What's aspnt?"
~ Twittering

"You introduced yourself as Brilliant one,
And I thought, WOW.

So to me you are B1.
Unless of course, you particularly object,
Then I will
Call you T1.

But personally if you ask me,
I would prefer B1."
~ em

"O, sure,
You can call me that, if you wish, or so
Desire."
~ Twittering
em - 22 May 2005 07:28 GMT
> "Em,
> My name is not B1."
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> "What's aspnt?"
> ~ Twittering

alt.sci.physics.new-theories

That was you.
Was it or was it not?

> "O, sure,
> You can call me that, if you wish, or so
> Desire."
> ~ Twittering

It is merely preference.
It is
Raving Loonie - 23 May 2005 05:16 GMT
> > Em,
> > My name is not B1.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> But personally if you ask me, I would prefer B1.

I like to think of Twittering One as

  ' Brave One '

RL
em - 23 May 2005 06:19 GMT
>> > Em,
>> > My name is not B1.
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
>   ' Brave One '

Yes.
Twittering One - 22 May 2005 06:07 GMT
"Hey....
B1, don't you go around
And hurt yourself."
~ em

"Heck, know ~ !"
~ Twittering

"Twitter's name's not
B1. T1m [Trunk Line], for short. Why
So you call her that?"
~ Folly

"Who do you want
To notice you? A lover or someone
In a professional

Capacity?"
~ em

"Capsicum."
~ Folly

"If a lover,
This is not a good way
To put yourself into their arms."
~ em

"O."
~ Twittering

"If a professional,
In some capacity, then obviously you've chosen
The wrong person, or persons to ask for help
Or response.

Write them off
As nitwits, then reset your objectives
Or your target."
~ em

"Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

A person, regardless,
Who sees one in need, helps,
If one has needed means, if one means well."
~ Twittering

"Heck, yeah ~ !
Ethical responsibility."
~ Folly

"Take care of yourself,
And don't let go. I know we're only cyber friends,
But there's a real concern.
These emotions must count for something.

Do they?"
~ em

"Mais, oui,
Of course.
~ Folly
em - 22 May 2005 07:25 GMT
> "Hey....
> B1, don't you go around
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> "Heck, know ~ !"
> ~ Twittering

Good to hear. I am relieved.

> "Twitter's name's not
> B1. T1m [Trunk Line], for short. Why
> So you call her that?"
> ~ Folly

Hello Folly.... Although I know you well I don't think we've met.

> "Who do you want
> To notice you? A lover or someone
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> "Capsicum."
> ~ Folly

Who is Capsicum?

> "If a lover,
> This is not a good way
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> "O."
> ~ Twittering

Oh yes of couse. Just think about it.

How would you like to find someone who loves you very much
messy themselves up to met you.

> "If a professional,
> In some capacity, then obviously you've chosen
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
> Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

I back off... !  I back off... !  I back off... !  I back off... !  I back
off... !
I back off... !  I back off... !  I back off... !  I back off... !  I back
off... !
I back off... !  I back off... !  I back off... !  I back off... !  I back
off... !
I back off... !  I back off... !  I back off... !  I back off... !  I back
off... !

> A person, regardless,
> Who sees one in need, helps,
> If one has needed means, if one means well."
> ~ Twittering

Iv'e been to India.
Yes, India I have indeed.
There I say, who can say,
I saw a hundred thousand
or hundreds of thousands more.

And everyone of them was in need.

I felt so powerless.
So useless and insignificant indeed.
There was nothing I could do t help anyone of them.
So in the end
I ended up helping none.

> "Heck, yeah ~ !
> Ethical responsibility."
> ~ Folly

Only if you are cashed up sweet heart.
When your pennies run out
so do their sympathies.

Calling them nitwits was a
compassionate expression.

> "Take care of yourself,
> And don't let go. I know we're only cyber friends,
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Of course.
> ~ Folly

I am glad.
because it feels like something to me.

And I think you have more than a few friends
in cyber space to support you.

em
Twittering One - 22 May 2005 07:34 GMT
"I am glad.
Because it feels like something to me.

And I think you have more than a few friends
In cyber space to support you."
~ em

"You sound like Mum.
Cyber's not enough. But a starved soul
Gratefully accepts what's proffered."
~ Twittering
Twittering One - 22 May 2005 07:51 GMT
"Beware,
The FBI knows, too."
~ Twittering

*

"Heck, know ~ !"
~ Twittering

"Good to hear.
I am relieved."
~ em

"Very strong survival instinct,
Know ~ !"
~ Twittering

"Twitter's name's not
B1. T1m [Trunk Line], for short. Why
So you call her that?"
~ Folly

"Hello Folly....
Although I know you well,
I don't think we've met."
~ em

"Charmed, I am
Sure. I am a goose."
~ Folly

"Who do you want
To notice you? A lover or someone
In a professional

Capacity?"
~ em

"Capsicum."
~ Folly

"Who is Capsicum?"
~ em

"Pepper."
~ Twittering

"If a lover,
This is not a good way
To put yourself into their arms."
~ em

"O."
~ Twittering

"Oh yes of course.
Just think about it.

How would you like to find someone
Who loves you very much
Messy themselves up to meet you."
~ em

"Understood.
But I already knew that. I just read
That in a book."
~  Twittering

"If a professional,
In some capacity, then obviously you've chosen
The wrong person, or persons to ask for help
Or response.

Write them off
As nitwits, then reset your objectives
Or your target."
~ em

"Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!"
~ Twittering

"I back off... !  I back off... !  I back off... !  I back off... !
I back
off... !
I back off... !  I back off... !  I back off... !  I back off... !  I
back
off... !
I back off... !  I back off... !  I back off... !  I back off... !  I
back
off... !
I back off... !  I back off... !  I back off... !  I back off... !  I
back
off... !"
~ em

"o."
~ Twittering

"A person, regardless,
Who sees one in need, helps,
If one has needed means, if one means well."
~ Twittering

"I've been to India.
Yes, India I have indeed.
There I say, who can say,
I saw a hundred thousand
or hundreds of thousands more.

And everyone of them was in need.

I felt so powerless.
So useless and insignificant indeed.
There was nothing I could do t help anyone of them.
So in the end
I ended up helping none."
~ em

"Understood, a helpless feeling,
A forlorn longing to do, to reach, but alas,

One falls haplessly back, grieving
For what one, if only, at least,

Could do, could do, too, to matter,
Make a difference, make matter better."
~ Twittering

"Heck, yeah ~ !
Ethical responsibility."
~ Folly

"Only if you are cashed up sweet heart.
When your pennies run out
So do their sympathies.

Calling them nitwits
Was a compassionate expression."
~ em

"O, yes,
Like Mum, you sound."
~ Folly

"Take care of yourself,
And don't let go. I know we're only cyber friends,
But there's a real concern.
These emotions must count for something.

Do they?"
~ em

"Mais, oui,
Of course.
~ Folly

"I am glad.
Because it feels like something to me.

And I think you have more than a few friends
In cyber space to support you."
~ em

"You sound like Mum. Cyber's
Not enough. But a starved soul
Gratefully accepts what's proffered.
Merci. My soul, yes, a starved hollow."
~ Twittering

"O, me,
A sleepy foul."
~Folly
em - 22 May 2005 07:57 GMT
>> "You sound like Mum.
> Cyber's not enough. But a starved soul
> Gratefully accepts what's proffered."
> ~ Twittering

When you need a hug cyber is not enough.
But on the other cyber can, has, does
offer connection to/with persons
who would otherwise not
ever have met.

And especially, for the loony spectrum
of society, who traditionally withdraw and suffer
or work endlessly in silence,
one can now easily find friends
and gain critical support from like minds.

em
Twittering One - 23 May 2005 00:28 GMT
"When you need a hug cyber is not enough.
But on the other cyber can, has, does
offer connection to/with persons
who would otherwise not
ever have met.

And especially, for the loony spectrum
of society, who traditionally withdraw and suffer
or work endlessly in silence,
one can now easily find friends
and gain critical support from like minds."
~ em

"Heck, yeah ~ !
But who the Hell
RU ~ !?"
~ Folly

"RU criminal, insane, brainwasher, brain ~
Dirtier, rainmaker, instigator, alligator, or
The Brown Dan?

Very risky biznez,
If you ask me."
~ Twittering

"O, &
We do need a real hug ~ So alas, cyber
Borgs not good enough, although, true, some of Boris'
Buds pirroette good enough, dancing, prancing
The Pee
Promenade."
~ Folly

"O, yes, fancy
Romancers, fancy  red silk panties, wear they."
~ Twittering
Twittering One - 23 May 2005 00:40 GMT
"Down, brown,
Where?"
~ Folly
em - 23 May 2005 06:31 GMT
> "Heck, yeah ~ !
> But who the Hell
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Dirtier, rainmaker, instigator, alligator, or
> The Brown Dan?

Hmm... lets see. hard to say. I am not a criminal,
yet I do not always obey the rules.
Not insane
but definetly a scew loose.

Didn't mean to disturb your slumber.
I thought you were already stirring.
and there is a rumble in the air.

as to Brown Dan... I can not say
one way or the other
I have yet to read his book
and locate him on my map
of mischief or guide

> Very risky biznez,
> If you ask me."
> ~ Twittering

The hazzards stack to the sky.

em
Twittering One - 23 May 2005 06:48 GMT
How tight,
YOur twisted screw ~ ?
em - 23 May 2005 09:59 GMT
> How tight,
> YOur twisted screw ~ ?

the wheel fell of.
Twittering One - 23 May 2005 07:01 GMT
"Very risky Bizet,
If you ask me."
~ Twittering

"The hazzards stack
To the sky."
~ em

"... where buzzards haphazzardly
Fly."
~ Folly
Twittering One - 23 May 2005 07:28 GMT
"RU criminal, insane, brainwasher, brain ~
Dirtier, rainmaker, instigator, alligator, or
The Brown Dan?"
~ Twittering

"Hmm... lets see. hard to say. I am not a criminal,
Yet I do not always obey the rules.
Not insane
But definitely a scew loose."
~ em

"O, you skew your data, you're an Outlyer,
Just

.... a lunatic fringe,
flappppppppppppppping
In the breeze!"
~ Twittering

"Didn't mean to disturb your slumber.
I thought you were already stirring.
And there is a rumble in the air."
~ em

"Slumber, not, we, for a number
Of spins we just pedaled, hurrying
Home, as thunder stirred our midnight lair."
~ Folly

"... as to Brown Dan... I can not say
One way or the other.
I have yet to read his book
And locate him on my map
Of mischief or guide.
~ em

"O, avoid Dan like The Black Plague, stay
Very far away, one way, or another
Dan's Fanatic Followers will rook
Your Knight. Woe, to know ~ If a Lap
Dog, blanc, you know, mischief, or your hide
They'll have, yes, mistaken for Leonardo."
~ Twittering

"How tight,
Your twisted screw ~ ?"
~ Folly

"Very risky Bizet,
If you ask me."
~ Twittering

"The hazards stack
To the sky."
~ em

"... where buzzards haphazardly
Fly amazingly hazily and lazily."
~ Folly
em - 23 May 2005 10:10 GMT
> "O, you skew your data, you're an Outlyer,
> Just
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> In the breeze!"
> ~ Twittering

Just a tocker
pulling apart this here clock.

> "O, avoid Dan like The Black Plague, stay
> Very far away, one way, or another
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> They'll have, yes, mistaken for Leonardo."
> ~ Twittering

Sounds like mischief.

> "... where buzzards haphazardly
> Fly amazingly hazily and lazily."

They are the birds
of the feather.

I am glad to hear you are okay.
em - 23 May 2005 10:00 GMT
> "Very risky Bizet,
> If you ask me."
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Fly."
> ~ Folly

Thanks for the report
of the view from up on high.

em
Double-A - 21 May 2005 22:21 GMT
> I don't like the ad.

Does that mean RL doesn't get the job?

Double-A
Twittering One - 21 May 2005 22:33 GMT
"I don't like the ad."
~ Twittering

"Does that mean RL doesn't get the job?"
~ Double-A

"What job?"
~ Twittering
Raving Loonie - 23 May 2005 09:07 GMT
> > I don't like the ad.
>
> Does that mean RL doesn't get the job?
>
> Double-A

Some late night reading for when y'all get snored

  ~~~~~~~> http://tinyurl.com/alxls

<yawn ... ZZZZZ zzzzzz ZZZ>

R...zzzz.L
Double-A - 21 May 2005 22:10 GMT
> > Don't forget ...
> >
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> ~~~~~~~~>  http://www.usrockets.com/vw_suicide_bomber.mov

Thanks, Loonie.

I got a good laugh out of that, even if it does mean that my sense of
humor is demented!

Double-A
Double-A - 21 May 2005 19:12 GMT
> A is for Arsenic.
> B is for Belladonna.
[quoted text clipped - 52 lines]
> _________________
> http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo

Pale, beyond porch and portal,
Crowned with calm leaves, she stands
Who gathers all things mortal
With cold immortal hands;
Her languid lips are sweeter
Than love's who fears to greet her
To men that mix and meet her
>From many times and lands.

She waits for each and other,
She waits for all men born;
Forgets the earth her mother,
The life of fruits and corn;
And spring and seed and swallow
Take wing for her and follow
Where summer song rings hollow
And flowers are put to scorn.

There go the loves that wither,
The old loves with wearier wings;
And all dead years draw thither,
And all disastrous things;
Dead dreams of days forsaken,
Blind buds that snows have shaken,
Wild leaves that winds have taken,
Red strays of ruined springs.

- From "The Garden of Proserpine"
   by  Algernon Charles Swinburne

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