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Classix - 18 Apr 2005 16:49 GMT
I have a few questions about killing yourself with cheese.

How many pounds of cheese would one have to shove up one's a.s before
it kills you?

Which cheese would be most effective in causing rectal-cheese toxicity?

Would it be possible to recycle the cheese afterwards, and send it to
Africa to feed several villages of starving blacks for years?

Thanks in advance.
Food For Thought - 18 Apr 2005 17:40 GMT
>How many pounds of cheese would one have to shove up one's a.s before
>it kills you?

Six.  Start now and let us know how you make out.
tech27 - 18 Apr 2005 19:50 GMT
>I have a few questions about killing yourself with cheese.
>
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>
> Thanks in advance.

All your questions depend on how big an a.shole you have.
Shaun aRe - 20 Apr 2005 13:09 GMT
> >I have a few questions about killing yourself with cheese.
> >
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>
> All your questions depend on how big an a.shole you have.

*Are* rather than *have* I would say.

',;~}~

Shaun aRe
tech27 - 21 Apr 2005 02:45 GMT
>> All your questions depend on how big an a.shole you have.
>
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>
> Shaun aRe

Both.   (-;
Shaun aRe - 21 Apr 2005 10:05 GMT
> >> All your questions depend on how big an a.shole you have.
> >
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>
> Both.   (-;

No sh.t ',;~}~

Shaun aRe
Pete - 18 Apr 2005 20:37 GMT
> I have a few questions about killing yourself with cheese.
>
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>
> Thanks in advance.

It would take many many pounds since you seem to be a large a.shole.
Vilco - 18 Apr 2005 21:01 GMT
Stavo dormendo su un bancale di lambro quando il post di Classix mi
desto'

> How many pounds of cheese would one have to shove up one's a.s before
> it kills you?

For the amount, other posters already said all.

> Which cheese would be most effective in causing rectal-cheese
> toxicity?

Gorgonzola or strachitunt. Also, don't forget Castelmagno.
Signature

 Vilco
Think pink, drink rose'

Robert - 18 Apr 2005 23:12 GMT
depends on your blood type and if the cheese is oxidized or not.
Laila - 19 Apr 2005 00:18 GMT
what you need is a well aged blue cheese.  i suggest a roquefort.
roquefort papillon is something i always recommed. since those may run
a bit expensive, you might want to substitute it with a gorgonzola.
definitely stay away from soft, creamy cheeses like explorateur or
d'affinois.  for directions and amounts you have to contact the
manufacturers directly.
Shaun aRe - 20 Apr 2005 14:51 GMT
> what you need is a well aged blue cheese.  i suggest a roquefort.
> roquefort papillon is something i always recommed. since those may run
> a bit expensive, you might want to substitute it with a gorgonzola.
> definitely stay away from soft, creamy cheeses like explorateur or
> d'affinois.  for directions and amounts you have to contact the
> manufacturers directly.

Roquefort is by far my favourite ewes milk cheese, and probably my second
favourite blue cheese, with quality, very well matured (until it's almost
spreadable), Stilton being number one.

IOW, I BLOODY LOVE ROQUEFORT!

',;~}~

Shaun aRe
cam.barr@beer.com - 20 Apr 2005 16:51 GMT
> Roquefort is by far my favourite ewes milk cheese,

Mine too, much better than ram's milk cheese
Sheldon - 20 Apr 2005 21:10 GMT
cam.b...@beer.com wrote:

> > Roquefort is by far my favourite ewes milk cheese,
>
> Mine too, much better than ram's milk cheese

Ram's cheese... um, wouldn't that be like head cheese.
Alf Christophersen - 21 Apr 2005 16:48 GMT
>Ram's cheese... um, wouldn't that be like head cheese.

Must be, at least, it would be difficult to get enough semen from the
ram to make some cheese of it :-)

I prefer sow milk or goat milk for cheese.
:-)
Shaun aRe - 21 Apr 2005 10:08 GMT
> > Roquefort is by far my favourite ewes milk cheese,
>
> Mine too, much better than ram's milk cheese

LOL! Don' you go tell me now that you ever tried milkin' one them thangs?
Heheheh... ',;~}~

Shaun aRe
--
Living Life Large Like Loud Lemon Lipped Laughter. (you can of course
substitute with lime if you don't like lemons).
~ vera ~ - 19 Apr 2005 23:18 GMT
> I have a few questions about killing yourself with cheese.
>
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>
> Thanks in advance.

Well, if you take a classical cheese from Limburg, you might try to get hit
by it and get a shock, so you might die of that.

Open a door and put the cheese on it. Ignore it and go into a different
room. After a while the cheese will smell horribly, and you want to have a
look what causes this smell. You open the door completely, and the cheese
falls down on your head and you will die of a shock.

SCNR

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Soho's Neon Glow - 20 Apr 2005 04:51 GMT
Ha ha ;-)

There was an old trick in high school. Take a piece of Limburg cheese
and drop it down a school mate's window defroster vent in his car. I
won't tell you what would happen after that ;-)
gerryhandke@hotmail.com - 20 Apr 2005 12:05 GMT
Travel to the UK.  Go to a branch of Kwik Save.  Stand by the meat
counter and inhale naturally.  The bottom of the barrel meat there has
been in and out of the freezer so many times that you will soon croak.
This does beg the question of how the assistants survive, and I can
only imagine that they are either genentically modified clones or are
undead.  It would be uncharitable to add, 'they certainly act it', so I
won't.

> Ha ha ;-)
>
> There was an old trick in high school. Take a piece of Limburg cheese
> and drop it down a school mate's window defroster vent in his car. I
> won't tell you what would happen after that ;-)
Laila - 21 Apr 2005 03:12 GMT
> Travel to the UK.  Go to a branch of Kwik Save.  Stand by the meat
> counter and inhale naturally.  The bottom of the barrel meat there has
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> undead.  It would be uncharitable to add, 'they certainly act it', so I
> won't.

LMAO  it just sounds too funny right now. i have no idea why.

on the subject of bad smell, cheese, and UK: anyone read "Three men in
a boat" by Jerome K. Jerome?  anyone?
Classix - 21 Apr 2005 03:26 GMT
> > Travel to the UK.  Go to a branch of Kwik Save.  Stand by the meat
> > counter and inhale naturally.  The bottom of the barrel meat there
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> on the subject of bad smell, cheese, and UK: anyone read "Three men in
> a boat" by Jerome K. Jerome?  anyone?

I did. It was very funny, IMO. I also read "Three Men on the Bummel" by
the same author. It's about a bicycling trip to Germany, and is also
hilarious (surprisingly enough).
~ vera ~ - 21 Apr 2005 00:35 GMT
> Ha ha ;-)
>
> There was an old trick in high school. Take a piece of Limburg cheese
> and drop it down a school mate's window defroster vent in his car. I
> won't tell you what would happen after that ;-)

Oh dear oh dear oh dear - who might survive this? ;-)

Vera
Shaun aRe - 21 Apr 2005 16:52 GMT
> > Ha ha ;-)
> >
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>
> Vera

Not me - I am actually posting from a coffin.

Shaun aRe
~ vera ~ - 21 Apr 2005 20:05 GMT
>>> Ha ha ;-)
>>>
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>
> Not me - I am actually posting from a coffin.

You see, Shaun, I am a Christian, and death has not the same meaning than it
used to have for me. There is no death for Christians, and coffins have lost
their horror. I am looking forward to see the Lord one day. I started a new
life when I decided to live with the Lord, and my life is eternal. I live
with this perspective, and it is just a wonderful thing. Life forever,
together with God.

What about you? What does this "coffin" that you mentioned mean?

> Shaun aRe

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pavane - 22 Apr 2005 01:25 GMT
> You see, Shaun, I am a Christian, and death has not the same meaning than it
> used to have for me. There is no death for Christians, and coffins have lost
> their horror. I am looking forward to see the Lord one day. I started a new
> life when I decided to live with the Lord, and my life is eternal. I live
> with this perspective, and it is just a wonderful thing. Life forever,
> together with God.

http://www.heartmdphd.com/wtloss.asp

You guys will love each other.

pavane
Shaun aRe - 22 Apr 2005 11:44 GMT
> >>> Ha ha ;-)
> >>>
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>
> What about you? What does this "coffin" that you mentioned mean?

Ugh, well it *obviously* means *humour* to most, and to you, it would seem
to mean, just an opportunity to preach about your faith, utterly
inappropriately and without ANY relevant prompt. How did you make that
massive and bizarre leap of 'logic'?!?!? Sheesh...

I hope that clears that up for you, although I have my doubts.

Shaun aRe
--
Life is the dream you wake up to.
~ vera ~ - 22 Apr 2005 22:24 GMT
> > >>> Ha ha ;-)
> > >>>
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> inappropriately and without ANY relevant prompt. How did you make that
> massive and bizarre leap of 'logic'?!?!? Sheesh...

A coffin is a symbol of death - that is what I thought. What is wrong with
that?
Of course I will teach - I am a teacher.

Humour? Now I see! I was not sure how you might mean it. I think it is
better to take something seriously that was meant as a joke that to take
something easy that was meant seriously in this group here - right?

> I hope that clears that up for you, although I have my doubts.

Yes, thanks! A smiley would have cleared it up as well. There are so many
misunderstandings in the newsgroups.

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> Shaun aRe
> --
> Life is the dream you wake up to.
Laila - 22 Apr 2005 23:01 GMT
do you have any cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze?
AnnHedonia - 23 Apr 2005 02:45 GMT
I had heard of suicide by pastry... but never by cheese.
~ vera ~ - 23 Apr 2005 19:26 GMT
> do you have any cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze?

Yes, in my fridggggggggggggggggge. Would you like some? But there are holes
in it.

Maybe you could try to fall into one? A new method...

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Laila - 25 Apr 2005 16:57 GMT
> > do you have any cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze?
>
> Yes, in my fridggggggggggggggggge. Would you like some? But there are holes
> in it.
>
> Maybe you could try to fall into one? A new method...

oh, look here.  the little saviour is now encauraging suicide.  how
cute.  you've truly grown as a troll.  congratulations.  next week,
you'll be awarded a full troll dimploma.
Shaun aRe - 25 Apr 2005 13:32 GMT
> > > >>> Ha ha ;-)
> > > >>>
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>
> A coffin is a symbol of death

To me it's just a box people are often buried in, ',;~}~

> - that is what I thought. What is wrong with
> that?
> Of course I will teach - I am a teacher.

One of my pet peeves happens to be people preaching at me uninvited, so
likely my reply conveyed  that mood.

> Humour? Now I see!

Yes! Innocent humour.

> I was not sure how you might mean it. I think it is
> better to take something seriously that was meant as a joke that to take
> something easy that was meant seriously in this group here - right?

It wasn't the misunderstanding itself I was bothered about, it was being
preached at for seemingly no reason...

> > I hope that clears that up for you, although I have my doubts.
>
> Yes, thanks! A smiley would have cleared it up as well. There are so many
> misunderstandings in the newsgroups.

Indeed!

',;~}~

Shaun aRe
--
May all your wishes be both wise and fulfilled.
~ vera ~ - 25 Apr 2005 20:43 GMT
>>>>>>> Ha ha ;-)
>>>>>>>
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>
> To me it's just a box people are often buried in, ',;~}~

Fine! For me, too. But not for most others, and how could I know what it
means to you?

>> - that is what I thought. What is wrong with
>> that?
>> Of course I will teach - I am a teacher.
>
> One of my pet peeves happens to be people preaching at me uninvited,
> so likely my reply conveyed  that mood.

LOL

There was something in the way you wrote the word "coffin" that made me
think I had to preach. :-D

>> Humour? Now I see!
>
> Yes! Innocent humour.

I see.

>> I was not sure how you might mean it. I think it is
>> better to take something seriously that was meant as a joke that to
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> It wasn't the misunderstanding itself I was bothered about, it was
> being preached at for seemingly no reason...

The coffin...

>>> I hope that clears that up for you, although I have my doubts.
>>
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>
> ',;~}~

What is that, if I may ask? It si surely not a coffin, that would look like
this:
  ____
~[____]~

Question: Have you got the whole computer inside there, too, or is it just
you and the keyboard? How do you manage to get electricity there? ;-)

> Shaun aRe

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Shaun aRe - 26 Apr 2005 12:57 GMT
> >>>>>>> Ha ha ;-)
> >>>>>>>
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> Fine! For me, too. But not for most others, and how could I know what it
> means to you?

Like I care? - I'm gonna be cremated anyway, 'whether I like it or not.'
apparently.

> >> - that is what I thought. What is wrong with
> >> that?
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> There was something in the way you wrote the word "coffin" that made me
> think I had to preach. :-D

What could possibly be in the way I typed 'coffin' to make you think I had
such a need, that is not in the word, every time it is typed? How bizarre!
',;~}~

> >> Humour? Now I see!
> >
> > Yes! Innocent humour.
>
> I see.

Windowlene clear?

> >> I was not sure how you might mean it. I think it is
> >> better to take something seriously that was meant as a joke that to
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> The coffin...

Right, have *you* got some dark fetishistic ideology you personally attach
to 'coffins'? I think you are projecting ',;~}~

> >>> I hope that clears that up for you, although I have my doubts.
> >>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> What is that, if I may ask? It si surely not a coffin, that would look like
> this:

It is a kind of smily face, on its side, eyebrow raised and smile formed in
cheeky fashion, the last squiggle there to represent my 5" + long squiggly
and pointed chin beard.

',;~}~

      ____

> ~[____]~

ARRRGHHHHH! You actually DREW one? Surely you need saving AGAIN! And the lid
came off and all zombie worms escaped. Yer forrit now gal.

> Question: Have you got the whole computer inside there, too, or is it just
> you and the keyboard?

I dunno it's dark.

> How do you manage to get electricity there? ;-)

I self generate - electric personality see.

',;~}~

Shaun aRe
~ vera ~ - 26 Apr 2005 21:23 GMT
>>>>>>>>> Ha ha ;-)
>>>>>>>>>
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> Like I care? - I'm gonna be cremated anyway, 'whether I like it or
> not.' apparently.

Oh, really? I do not mind what will happen with my dead bodyat all one day.
I was with my mother when she died, and it was not her anymore. The body is
just like a cover for the soul. We are forced into it, and we will get out
of it when we die. That is what I think. Death is nothing to fear for me -
it will come anyway one day.

>>>> - that is what I thought. What is wrong with
>>>> that?
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> I had such a need, that is not in the word, every time it is typed?
> How bizarre! ',;~}~

Humour, you know - nothing else. See the smiley after the sentence. Innocent
humour.

>>>> Humour? Now I see!
>>>
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>
> Windowlene clear?

Of course, if not even a little bit clearer.

>>>> I was not sure how you might mean it. I think it is
>>>> better to take something seriously that was meant as a joke that to
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> Right, have *you* got some dark fetishistic ideology you personally
> attach to 'coffins'? I think you are projecting ',;~}~

No, I have not. A coffin is just a wooden box for me. I think that coffins
might also be in colours, or even painted. I do not think leaving this earth
is something to be sad for. But I also do not think that life will be at an
end then. This life we have is too imperfect to be the last word spoken.
There will be life abundantly, and perfect - at least that is what
Christians believe.

>>>>> I hope that clears that up for you, although I have my doubts.
>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> ',;~}~

Oh, now I see, that is a beard! YES! :-)

>        ____
>
>> ~[____]~
>
> ARRRGHHHHH! You actually DREW one? Surely you need saving AGAIN! And
> the lid came off and all zombie worms escaped. Yer forrit now gal.

LOL

I wonder what happened with the lid... LOL

>> Question: Have you got the whole computer inside there, too, or is
>> it just you and the keyboard?
>
> I dunno it's dark.

I see, you can type blindly. How do you know it is the keyboard you are
using there?

>> How do you manage to get electricity there? ;-)
>
> I self generate - electric personality see.
>
> ',;~}~

Yes, I see! You are beaming from the coffin - I can see it through the worm
holes, even if the lid is closed! ;-)

> Shaun aRe

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Shaun aRe - 27 Apr 2005 13:08 GMT
> >>>>>>>>> Ha ha ;-)
> >>>>>>>>>
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>
> Oh, really?

Oh I d'no!

> I do not mind what will happen with my dead bodyat all one day.

Oh, me either in truth. - I was just being flippant.

> I was with my mother when she died, and it was not her anymore. The body is
> just like a cover for the soul. We are forced into it, and we will get out
> of it when we die. That is what I think. Death is nothing to fear for me -
> it will come anyway one day.

I agree, although not quite in the Christian context, but, lets not get too
involved in discussing religion, eh? - It gets tedious and tiresome after a
while!.

> >>>> - that is what I thought. What is wrong with
> >>>> that?
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> Humour, you know - nothing else. See the smiley after the sentence. Innocent
> humour.

Yup - just like what I wrote above, heheheheh...

> >>>> Humour? Now I see!
> >>>
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>
> Of course, if not even a little bit clearer.

Like lemon oil and vinegar, 'teensy' dash of dishsoap, hot water, brand new
squeegee clear?

> >>>> I was not sure how you might mean it. I think it is
> >>>> better to take something seriously that was meant as a joke that to
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> No, I have not.

'Tee-hee!'

> A coffin is just a wooden box for me. I think that coffins
> might also be in colours, or even painted. I do not think leaving this earth
> is something to be sad for.

Me either, but I also don't think being on it is, either.

> But I also do not think that life will be at an
> end then. This life we have is too imperfect to be the last word spoken.
> There will be life abundantly, and perfect - at least that is what
> Christians believe.

Oh, not just Christians me dear.

> >>>>> I hope that clears that up for you, although I have my doubts.
> >>>>
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>
> Oh, now I see, that is a beard! YES! :-)

',;~}~

> >        ____
> >
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>
> LOL

> I wonder what happened with the lid... LOL

Maybe some cheeky monkey with a funny beard 'haccidentalised' it off...
heheheh...

> >> Question: Have you got the whole computer inside there, too, or is
> >> it just you and the keyboard?
> >
> > I dunno it's dark.
>
> I see, you can type blindly.

You look at the keyboard while typing? My mum taught me that was bad
practice and I would never get my RSA doing it, heheheh...

> How do you know it is the keyboard you are
> using there?

Because the other thing... feels better... heheh... OooOOOO!

> >> How do you manage to get electricity there? ;-)
> >
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> Yes, I see! You are beaming from the coffin - I can see it through the worm
> holes, even if the lid is closed! ;-)

I do think you are hallucinating my dear woman! Heh...

Bye fer now,

Shaun aRe
--
Living Life Large Like Loud Lemon Lipped Laughter.
~ vera ~ - 28 Apr 2005 00:42 GMT
>>>>>>>>>>> Ha ha ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>
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>
> Oh, me either in truth. - I was just being flippant.

Oh, I see.

>> I was with my mother when she died, and it was not her anymore. The
>> body is just like a cover for the soul. We are forced into it, and
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> get too involved in discussing religion, eh? - It gets tedious and
> tiresome after a while!.

I am a Christian 24 hours a day. So I will think like a Christian, and write
like a Christian. But I do not want to discuss religion here. I am simply
close to God, so I will see some things differently from you. But I am not
here to evangelise or "convert" people, but I am just here to bring some
light into a dark place if possible. Light, peace, love, comfort, and the
chance to bring things I hear to God.

>>>>>> - that is what I thought. What is wrong with
>>>>>> that?
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>
> Yup - just like what I wrote above, heheheheh...

How bizarre! LOL

>>>>>> Humour? Now I see!
>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> Like lemon oil and vinegar, 'teensy' dash of dishsoap, hot water,
> brand new squeegee clear?

Hmmmmmmm....... yeah! It must be something like this. Lemon fresh clear,
maybe.

>>>>>> I was not sure how you might mean it. I think it is
>>>>>> better to take something seriously that was meant as a joke that
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>
> Me either, but I also don't think being on it is, either.

True. I think we should try to see the good things of everything if we can.
Doors may close, but others will open again.

>> But I also do not think that life will be at an
>> end then. This life we have is too imperfect to be the last word
[quoted text clipped - 24 lines]
>
> ',;~}~

A long beard. But not as long as Methusaleh's. That was much longer. So you
are not so old as he was.

>>>        ____
>>>
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> Maybe some cheeky monkey with a funny beard 'haccidentalised' it
> off... heheheh...

You mean he thought "What the hack..." and opened the lid accidentally, so
he "haccidentalised it off"??? A good word creator you are!

>>>> Question: Have you got the whole computer inside there, too, or is
>>>> it just you and the keyboard?
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> You look at the keyboard while typing? My mum taught me that was bad
> practice and I would never get my RSA doing it, heheheh...

Well, she was right. I have never, and I have not even found out what it is.
LOL

>> How do you know it is the keyboard you are
>> using there?
>
> Because the other thing... feels better... heheh... OooOOOO!

O-o.

>>>> How do you manage to get electricity there? ;-)
>>>
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>
> I do think you are hallucinating my dear woman! Heh...

No! I can see that!!!

You have a good heart, and this is shining through there.

> Bye fer now,
>
> Shaun aRe

Bye also,

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Shaun aRe - 28 Apr 2005 13:20 GMT
> >> I do not mind what will happen with my dead bodyat all one day.
> >
> > Oh, me either in truth. - I was just being flippant.
>
> Oh, I see.

Heheh, there ya go again! Easy innit, huh?

> >> I was with my mother when she died, and it was not her anymore. The
> >> body is just like a cover for the soul. We are forced into it, and
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> like a Christian. But I do not want to discuss religion here. I am simply
> close to God, so I will see some things differently from you.

By extension you just claimed to be closer to God than I - God doesn't play
favourites yaknow, God is so far above crap like that.

> But I am not
> here to evangelise or "convert" people, but I am just here to bring some
> light into a dark place if possible. Light, peace, love, comfort, and the
> chance to bring things I hear to God.

I see no darkness here.

> >>>>>> - that is what I thought. What is wrong with
> >>>>>> that?
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>
> How bizarre! LOL

You are a COPYCAT AICMFP! ',;~}~

> >>>>>> Humour? Now I see!
> >>>>>
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> Hmmmmmmm....... yeah! It must be something like this. Lemon fresh clear,
> maybe.

We sacked our window cleaner last year. He was posting the bill but not
doing the work (apart from maybe 1 time out of 6 so as not to give it away
quite so quickly). He used to 'not do' near every house in the street, but
we told them all to go look at their windows (the day AFTER the cleaning
round). They did, they saw, they sacked him too. Can't have our neighbours
being conned like that. So our downstairs windows we do ourselves and they
are sparkling. Unfortunately my wife and I are both scared to death of
ladders that high, so upstairs we don't need to ever close the curtains now
',;~}~

> >> A coffin is just a wooden box for me. I think that coffins
> >> might also be in colours, or even painted. I do not think leaving
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> True. I think we should try to see the good things of everything if we can.
> Doors may close, but others will open again.

We can live in heaven on earth if we just make that decision, IMO.

> >>>>>>> I hope that clears that up for you, although I have my doubts.
> >>>>>>
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> A long beard. But not as long as Methusaleh's. That was much longer. So you
> are not so old as he was.

You measure age in beard lenght?!? Wow, you're stranger than I thought!

I am 36 years young.

> >>>        ____
> >>>
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> You mean he thought "What the hack..." and opened the lid accidentally, so
> he "haccidentalised it off"??? A good word creator you are!

Thanks. Well, if there isn't a word to quite fit the gap I want to put one
into, I might as well inventificate one that will. It's also good to do it
just for fun ',;~}~

> >>>> Question: Have you got the whole computer inside there, too, or is
> >>>> it just you and the keyboard?
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>
> Well, she was right.

She has her moments... heheheh...

> I have never, and I have not even found out what it is.
> LOL

RSA? - IIRC it's some typing cert.

> >> How do you know it is the keyboard you are
> >> using there?
> >
> > Because the other thing... feels better... heheh... OooOOOO!
>
> O-o.

Sorry, I forgot to add the almost obligatory <ahem.> to that, heheheh...

> >>>> How do you manage to get electricity there? ;-)
> >>>
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>
> No! I can see that!!!

But I swear I plugged all the holes with Polyfilla! Can't be doing with a
draughty coffin...

> You have a good heart, and this is shining through there.

Thank you, how sweet of you to say so. I'm touched :-)

I know that Life keeps me young and fresh hearted, with its little
mysteries, quirks and surprises, and nature is so stunning and fascinating I
don't know how I could become so blind as to be a bad person. The small
things are what make my day, mostly.

The Universe brought my wife and I into each other's lives. Knowing that
just does something to a person, yaknow? ',;~}~

> > Bye fer now,
> >
> > Shaun aRe
>
> Bye also,

I've enjoyed getting to know you some in this thread! Thank you.

Shaun aRe
--
May all your wishes be both wise and fulfilled.
~ vera ~ - 29 Apr 2005 00:13 GMT
>>>> I do not mind what will happen with my dead bodyat all one day.
>>>
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>
> Heheh, there ya go again! Easy innit, huh?

Yeah, really! :-)

>>>> I was with my mother when she died, and it was not her anymore. The
>>>> body is just like a cover for the soul. We are forced into it, and
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> By extension you just claimed to be closer to God than I - God
> doesn't play favourites yaknow, God is so far above crap like that.

Oh, did I? Really, sorry. My fault. Of course I cannot know how close you
are to God. So are you close to God?

>> But I am not
>> here to evangelise or "convert" people, but I am just here to bring
>> some light into a dark place if possible. Light, peace, love,
>> comfort, and the chance to bring things I hear to God.
>
> I see no darkness here.

I do if people speak seriously about suicide.

>>>>>>>> - that is what I thought. What is wrong with
>>>>>>>> that?
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>
> You are a COPYCAT AICMFP! ',;~}~

Hehehehe... how did you know? I thought you would not notice. ;-)

>>>>>>>> Humour? Now I see!
>>>>>>>
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> Unfortunately my wife and I are both scared to death of ladders that
> high, so upstairs we don't need to ever close the curtains now ',;~}~

You you have lemmon fresh clear downstairs windows, and wonderful lemon
fresh clear curtains upstais.

Have you ever thought of opening the windows before cleaning them?
E-hem. ;-) O-o. :-)

>>>> A coffin is just a wooden box for me. I think that coffins
>>>> might also be in colours, or even painted. I do not think leaving
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>
> We can live in heaven on earth if we just make that decision, IMO.

Maybe there are also things that hinder us from it, but we can try to make
the best of everything. I rely on my God and pass over everything to Him I
think I cannot carry. I can still say "thank you, Lord" even if things have
gone wrong in my view, because I know that God is in control, no matter what
happens, and I know He will be with me, always.

Sorry for my preaching again. I could not resist. :-)

>>>>>>>>> I hope that clears that up for you, although I have my doubts.
>>>>>>>>
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>
> I am 36 years young.

A teenager! :-)

I am a little older. 49.

>>>>>        ____
>>>>>
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> put one into, I might as well inventificate one that will. It's also
> good to do it just for fun ',;~}~

Oh yes, you are doing it so well! :-) You must be a poet.

>>>>>> Question: Have you got the whole computer inside there, too, or
>>>>>> is it just you and the keyboard?
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>
> She has her moments... heheheh...

All mothers have. LOL

>> I have never, and I have not even found out what it is.
>> LOL
>
> RSA? - IIRC it's some typing cert.

I understand. No, I have to look which keys I hit. But the white letters on
my black keyboard are dissolving and I have to repaint them again and again,
then fix them with Scotch film. If I fail, my texts might look something
like this:

udfhfr8((Uu()(88)Ujyjncjferf  uh uhh f ßwqdp

dfrit  tu gm t rz   ko 9  k //(7YYipxscfvb   JKLU//b

I have typed this really very fast - can you see that? I think I would pass
this typing test. Who could type faster that I?

>>>> How do you know it is the keyboard you are
>>>> using there?
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> Sorry, I forgot to add the almost obligatory <ahem.> to that,
> heheheh...

O-o.

>>>>>> How do you manage to get electricity there? ;-)
>>>>>
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> But I swear I plugged all the holes with Polyfilla! Can't be doing
> with a draughty coffin...

But it is not draughty - the light is shining from inside out.:-)

>> You have a good heart, and this is shining through there.
>
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> fascinating I don't know how I could become so blind as to be a bad
> person. The small things are what make my day, mostly.

It is mostly the small things that make a whole in the end, I think. One
little thing comes to the other. Yes, nature is so beautiful.

What is really important? I think we only see that when we are missing it.

> The Universe brought my wife and I into each other's lives. Knowing
> that just does something to a person, yaknow? ',;~}~

I am glad to see that you love your wife. Congratulation that you found her!
Love is the strongest power in the whole universe.

>>> Bye fer now,
>>>
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>
> I've enjoyed getting to know you some in this thread! Thank you.

Same here, Shaun - and I have to thank you. I am really honoured to meeting
you.

> Shaun aRe

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Shaun aRe - 29 Apr 2005 11:51 GMT
> >>>> I do not mind what will happen with my dead bodyat all one day.
> >>>
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>
> Yeah, really! :-)

I 'saw' this morning - popped my eyes open the instant my wife pulled the
bedroom blinds aside to check the weather status. Now, the sun comes up
right across from that window, so I got a direct, early morning, first
opening of the eye full of direct, glaring sun shine. It was like being
punched! I've still got one sore eye that has a green and purple splodge
right in the middle of it. Oh yeah, I screamed heheheheh...

> >>>> I was with my mother when she died, and it was not her anymore. The
> >>>> body is just like a cover for the soul. We are forced into it, and
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> Oh, did I? Really, sorry. My fault. Of course I cannot know how close you
> are to God. So are you close to God?

God is all there is, was and ever will be, IMO. So with that in mind, I am
in, of, and with God all the time. All is one, boundaries are illusion.
That's the way I see it. ',;~}~

Ain't life just GRAND?!? Heheheh!

> >> But I am not
> >> here to evangelise or "convert" people, but I am just here to bring
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>
> I do if people speak seriously about suicide.

Pain ;-(

> >>>>>>>> - that is what I thought. What is wrong with
> >>>>>>>> that?
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>
> Hehehehe... how did you know? I thought you would not notice. ;-)

I have a sharp and shrewd mind and eye, heheheh...

> >>>>>>>> Humour? Now I see!
> >>>>>>>
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> Have you ever thought of opening the windows before cleaning them?
> E-hem. ;-) O-o. :-)

Only a narrow portion across the top opens, and it is restricted in how far
it can, too - there is no way to reach through and clean the outside - we
have tried... heheh..

> >>>> A coffin is just a wooden box for me. I think that coffins
> >>>> might also be in colours, or even painted. I do not think leaving
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>
> Sorry for my preaching again. I could not resist. :-)

I think we likely share very similar views/beliefs, just I am not a
Christian and you are. I don't believe the benevelent all cares what books
we read, or what name we give it, though. I also do not believe it is
judgemental, rather any 'hell' we encounter or dwell within, is entirely of
our own making, and the way to 'heaven' is by choice - we have to choose to
accept what is rather than fight it, and accept that we are not alone, but
rather a part of 'the all', and it will flow within us and us along with it.
(this is likely where we differ) I'm still working on making the right
choices, and living it though, heheheheh... but, life is a journey - there
is no end - we only stop learning when we think we know it all - we of
course never will.

I have had some very tough times in life so far, and some things now are far
from easy on me and those I care about. I still thank life and the Universe,
'the all' for all it does and has done for me and mine - I do truly feel
blessed.

I apologise also for my little bit of 'almost preaching'.

> >>>>>>>>> I hope that clears that up for you, although I have my doubts.
> >>>>>>>>
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>
> A teenager! :-)

Heheheh, NO! I really wouldn't live those years again even if I could! I'm
happier the older I get, things make more and more sense with the passing of
the years, and loving well and right becomes so much easier.

> I am a little older. 49.

See - not much in it?

> >>>>>        ____
> >>>>>
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>
> Oh yes, you are doing it so well! :-) You must be a poet.

<Cough>!

I like to write, for fun - all sorts, be it Usenet posts or the odd short
story etc. Hardly a poet though, not by a long stretch - the only ones I've
written realy, are more humorous (well hopefully) rhymes.

<digs around and pulls out a couple old faitfulls>

May I take this opportunity to apologise in advance for the following?
',;~}~

'John'

This is about John,
And it is a poem,
But I didn't write it,
Because I don't know him.

<Ahem...>

And a uhhhmm, favourite <double cough!>

'Norman is an Island'

Oh Norman,
Why are you surrounded by water,
When you have no wife or daughter,
And you know you shouldn't oughta,
Be surrounded by water?
Norman Is an Island!

You can stop crying now Vera! I've put the other ones away. Sorry...

</hands Vera kleenex and a hug>

> >>>>>> Question: Have you got the whole computer inside there, too, or
> >>>>>> is it just you and the keyboard?
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> All mothers have. LOL

If you take the meaning of 'moment' as (loosely) pivotal point, then it used
to be my father, until she divorced him. She was right about that, too LOL!

> >> I have never, and I have not even found out what it is.
> >> LOL
> >
> > RSA? - IIRC it's some typing cert.
>
> I understand. No, I have to look which keys I hit.

Oh, me too, but saying that didn't fit the purposes of the comment,
heheheh...

Well, the more time spend on a keyboard (<cough> Usenet), the less I need to
look at it, but I still only se 2-4 fingers...

> But the white letters on
> my black keyboard are dissolving and I have to repaint them again and again,
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> dfrit  tu gm t rz   ko 9  k //(7YYipxscfvb   JKLU//b

New k/b? They're quite cheap really. I think this one cost about £4 + tax,
but the boss (my Dad) bought it, so it wasn't about to dare to be more
expensive ',;~}~

> I have typed this really very fast - can you see that? I think I would pass
> this typing test. Who could type faster that I?

Well I am sure I could at least give you a run for your money! Heheheh, but
I'm always making typos and having to go back and correct them...

> >>>>>> How do you manage to get electricity there? ;-)
> >>>>>
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>
> But it is not draughty - the light is shining from inside out.:-)

Phew! I'm OK again then...

> >> You have a good heart, and this is shining through there.
> >
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> It is mostly the small things that make a whole in the end, I think. One
> little thing comes to the other. Yes, nature is so beautiful.

My wife, Kath, I catch her smiling at me when I get lost in excitement,
wonder and awe at an unusual little pebble, a flower, all sorts - she says I
turn back into a giddly little boy soon as I get amongst the little glories
of everyday life.

> What is really important? I think we only see that when we are missing it.

Indeed.

> > The Universe brought my wife and I into each other's lives. Knowing
> > that just does something to a person, yaknow? ',;~}~
>
> I am glad to see that you love your wife. Congratulation that you found her!

Thanks, but it wasn't *my* doing! Too many *coincidences* were involved for
it to be our doing or a matter of accident. Within minues of meeting we were
finishing each other's sentences off, punch lines to each other's quips - it
was like we had never not known each other. And yet, just before we met, we
were both extremely nevous - it just dissolved as soon as we layed eyes on
each other. No accidents, no mistakes, no 'coincidences' - the Universe
conspired well to see us two together. Neither of us doubts that for a nano
second.

> Love is the strongest power in the whole universe.

<G!>

> >>> Bye fer now,
> >>>
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> Same here, Shaun - and I have to thank you. I am really honoured to meeting
> you.

Now you made me blush ',;~}~

Shaun aRe
--
Life is the dream you wake up to.
~ vera ~ - 30 Apr 2005 02:45 GMT
>>>>>> I do not mind what will happen with my dead bodyat all one day.
>>>>>
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> green and purple splodge right in the middle of it. Oh yeah, I
> screamed heheheheh...

ROTOFL!!!!!!!!

Mybe you should take a phone book and have a look for another window
cleaner...

Another method would be to change the glass. That is easy. Take a stone and
throw it at the window. It will crash into thousand peaces. Then you simply
have to sweep that away, put the new glass in and be happy. :-) That is a
quick was, too!

>>>>>> I was with my mother when she died, and it was not her anymore.
>>>>>> The body is just like a cover for the soul. We are forced into
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> I am in, of, and with God all the time. All is one, boundaries are
> illusion. That's the way I see it. ',;~}~

That is the way I once saw it. I agree that there would be nothing without
God.

> Ain't life just GRAND?!? Heheheh!

Oh yes, it can be so wonderful!!!

>>>> But I am not
>>>> here to evangelise or "convert" people, but I am just here to bring
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>
> Pain ;-(

:-P

>>>>>>>>>> - that is what I thought. What is wrong with
>>>>>>>>>> that?
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>
> I have a sharp and shrewd mind and eye, heheheh...

Oh, how bizarre! LOL

[I wonder if you really find out what I have changed there... Hahaha.]

>>>>>>>>>> Humour? Now I see!
>>>>>>>>>
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> how far it can, too - there is no way to reach through and clean the
> outside - we have tried... heheh..

Well, try the other method above. Really, it might also be the cheapest
version. And just think of the rebate you will get if you order more than
ten glasses for that window at once!

>>>>>> A coffin is just a wooden box for me. I think that coffins
>>>>>> might also be in colours, or even painted. I do not think leaving
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> heheheheh... but, life is a journey - there is no end - we only stop
> learning when we think we know it all - we of course never will.

Yes, life is a journey. I compared it with a puzzle. When you find another
part, you feel much joy. But what is the whole of it? I know what you are
talking about above - I have been through all of that. I write this poem
years ago, just before I became a Christian - maybe you can find yourself in
it a little:

The Wave of Love
It was sent,
that wave, by her -
the wave of love.

It is flooding the earth,
coating it well -
the wave of love.

It is protecting the earth, taking it,
then piling up
at places where it can find same
and breaks there,
foaming,
just to get back to her
with stronger power
whispering:
WE ARE ONE!

And it was sent
that wave by her -
the wave of love...

written by Vera
before knowing Jesus

This was a translation only - the original version is in German.

> I have had some very tough times in life so far, and some things now
> are far from easy on me and those I care about. I still thank life
> and the Universe, 'the all' for all it does and has done for me and
> mine - I do truly feel blessed.

Same here, but I thank my Lord Jesus Christ for it.

How can the universe do something for you? Is it a person?

> I apologise also for my little bit of 'almost preaching'.

Well, you do not have to apologise for it.

>>>>>>>>>>> I hope that clears that up for you, although I have my
>>>>>>>>>>> doubts.
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> with the passing of the years, and loving well and right becomes so
> much easier.

Yes, 36 is a very good age. If we only could remain 36. When I was 36, my
son was one year old! Have you got any children?

>> I am a little older. 49.
>
> See - not much in it?

There were so many tings in thes 49 years like people would have in 180. But
who the heck is 180?

>>>>>>>        ____
>>>>>>>
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> May I take this opportunity to apologise in advance for the following?
> ',;~}~

:-) Of course. LOL

> 'John'
>
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>
> <Ahem...>

LOL

Very good - you hae me ROTFLOL

> And a uhhhmm, favourite <double cough!>
>
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>
> You can stop crying now Vera! I've put the other ones away. Sorry...

:-D Too bad, I really like them!!! :-)

> </hands Vera kleenex and a hug>

Oh yes, thanks fro the kleenex. :´-) And thanks for the hug! I think I neded
that after the reading. :-D

>>>>>>>> Question: Have you got the whole computer inside there, too, or
>>>>>>>> is it just you and the keyboard?
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> it used to be my father, until she divorced him. She was right about
> that, too LOL!

LOL!!!

You have really a good kind of humour. I like it!

>>>> I have never, and I have not even found out what it is.
>>>> LOL
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> Well, the more time spend on a keyboard (<cough> Usenet), the less I
> need to look at it, but I still only se 2-4 fingers...

I see some more fingers, especially those of my left hand. I could type
faster a while ago - but with all the guessing of the letters now...

>> But the white letters on
>> my black keyboard are dissolving and I have to repaint them again
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> tax, but the boss (my Dad) bought it, so it wasn't about to dare to
> be more expensive ',;~}~

Haha... yes, they are not really expensive. But somehow I like my keyboard.

>> I have typed this really very fast - can you see that? I think I
>> would pass this typing test. Who could type faster that I?
>
> Well I am sure I could at least give you a run for your money!
> Heheheh, but I'm always making typos and having to go back and
> correct them...

Oh, you should see me!!!

>>>>>>>> How do you manage to get electricity there? ;-)
>>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
> Phew! I'm OK again then...

Okay. How bizarre! LOL

>>>> You have a good heart, and this is shining through there.
>>>
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> sorts - she says I turn back into a giddly little boy soon as I get
> amongst the little glories of everyday life.

That sounds so wonderful. Funny, I can really see you there, in your bed
with your wife, opening your eyes and trying to look out of that window,
hand in hand. :-) I could swear that the blanket is yellow. No? Not? Poor
guess...

>> What is really important? I think we only see that when we are
>> missing it.
>
> Indeed.

So most people are not aware what they have. I thank my God for all I have -
He gives it to me every day anew.

>>> The Universe brought my wife and I into each other's lives. Knowing
>>> that just does something to a person, yaknow? ',;~}~
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> well to see us two together. Neither of us doubts that for a nano
> second.

Well, as I get from this, you do not believe in coincidences?

Really, that looks more you were made for one another. :-)

I believe in a planner, a constructor of all, not in accidents.

>> Love is the strongest power in the whole universe.
>
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
> Now you made me blush ',;~}~

Oh, I did not mean to - but I really feel honoured. You are a special
person, one with the heart on the right spot. Your wife can really be happy
to have you.

> Shaun aRe

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Cetus - 30 Apr 2005 03:39 GMT
<snipped about 500 lines>

Why don't you f.cking take it to email and raise the signal to noise
ratio?
Pizza Girl - 30 Apr 2005 04:53 GMT
You first dummy.

> <snipped about 500 lines>
>
> Why don't you f.cking take it to email and raise the signal to noise
> ratio?
~ vera ~ - 30 Apr 2005 14:29 GMT
> <snipped about 500 lines>
>
> Why don't you f.cking take it to email and raise the signal to noise
> ratio?

Why don't you simply block me? Or ignore me? You do not have to open my
posts, do ya?

What else can I do for you, maybe? What is so offensive for you in what I
write?

Is it that I am a Christian? Or more that I am not unhappy like you are?
Come and share a little of my happoness with me. Try to make a joke about
yourself, and you will see that many things that hurt you have lost their
spine.

Laughing is the best medicine. Really. Try it out.

~ vera ~
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Shaun aRe - 03 May 2005 12:06 GMT
> > <snipped about 500 lines>
> >
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>
> Laughing is the best medicine. Really. Try it out.

I most heartily concur. ',;~}~

Shaun aRe
Shaun aRe - 03 May 2005 12:05 GMT
> <snipped about 500 lines>
>
> Why don't you f.cking take it to email and raise the signal to noise
> ratio?

I have a better idea - why don't you read a post that you have zero interest
in then complain about it? It's surely got to beat putting in the huge and
vast effort of just plain ignoring it, heheheh...

Cheers!

Shaun aRe
~ vera ~ - 03 May 2005 16:33 GMT
>> <snipped about 500 lines>
>>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Shaun aRe

Maybe Cetus does not know how to ignore a post... :-)

Cheers!

~ vera ~
Shaun aRe - 03 May 2005 12:03 GMT
> >>>>>> I do not mind what will happen with my dead bodyat all one day.
> >>>>>
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> Mybe you should take a phone book and have a look for another window
> cleaner...

But, the sun still came through the window!

> Another method would be to change the glass. That is easy. Take a stone and
> throw it at the window. It will crash into thousand peaces. Then you simply
> have to sweep that away, put the new glass in and be happy. :-) That is a
> quick was, too!

Now why didn't I think of that LOL?!? ',;~}~

> > Ain't life just GRAND?!? Heheheh!
>
> Oh yes, it can be so wonderful!!!

',;~}~

> >>>>>>>>>> - that is what I thought. What is wrong with
> >>>>>>>>>> that?
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>
> [I wonder if you really find out what I have changed there... Hahaha.]

You wonder? Oh, ',;~}~

> >>>>>>>>>> Humour? Now I see!
> >>>>>>>>>
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> version. And just think of the rebate you will get if you order more than
> ten glasses for that window at once!

I think you may actually have gone completely mad over the weekend,
heheheheh....

> >>>>>> A coffin is just a wooden box for me. I think that coffins
> >>>>>> might also be in colours, or even painted. I do not think leaving
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> written by Vera
> before knowing Jesus

> This was a translation only - the original version is in German.

I like it, thanks. <Smile>

>  > I have had some very tough times in life so far, and some things now
> > are far from easy on me and those I care about. I still thank life
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>
> How can the universe do something for you? Is it a person?

Can only people, 'do'?

> > I apologise also for my little bit of 'almost preaching'.
>
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> Yes, 36 is a very good age. If we only could remain 36. When I was 36, my
> son was one year old! Have you got any children?

Not of my own, but my wife has a 13 y/o daughter, Taryn. I love her and
treat her as if she were my own daughter the best I can though.

Kath and I are however trying for a child together.

> >> I am a little older. 49.
> >
> > See - not much in it?
>
> There were so many tings in thes 49 years like people would have in 180. But
> who the heck is 180?

Heheheh, indeed!

> >>>>>>>        ____
> >>>>>>>
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>
> Very good - you hae me ROTFLOL

Thanks, I am glad, heheh...

> > And a uhhhmm, favourite <double cough!>
> >
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>
> :-D Too bad, I really like them!!! :-)

Humour is something I would be lost without. My day is a good one if I make
someone smile, better still if I have them laughing.

> > </hands Vera kleenex and a hug>
>
> Oh yes, thanks fro the kleenex. :´-) And thanks for the hug! I think I neded
> that after the reading. :-D

Heheheh...

> >>>>>>>> Question: Have you got the whole computer inside there, too, or
> >>>>>>>> is it just you and the keyboard?
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>
> You have really a good kind of humour. I like it!

I am flattered. <G!>

> >>>> I have never, and I have not even found out what it is.
> >>>> LOL
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> I see some more fingers, especially those of my left hand. I could type
> faster a while ago - but with all the guessing of the letters now...

Yes, funny I sould type a (use!) typo while typing about typing, huh?

> >> But the white letters on
> >> my black keyboard are dissolving and I have to repaint them again
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>
> Haha... yes, they are not really expensive. But somehow I like my keyboard.

I get used to them and new ones I find difficult. However, my keyboards seem
to have a thing for coffee, so I have to get new ones fairly often...

> >> I have typed this really very fast - can you see that? I think I
> >> would pass this typing test. Who could type faster that I?
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>
> Oh, you should see me!!!

<waves!>

',;~}~

> >>>>>>>> How do you manage to get electricity there? ;-)
> >>>>>>>
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>
> Okay. How bizarre! LOL

LOL! STOBBIT ALREADY, heheheheheh...

> >>>> You have a good heart, and this is shining through there.
> >>>
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> hand in hand. :-) I could swear that the blanket is yellow. No? Not? Poor
> guess...

It would depend on the day - we have all colours, but I don't think we have
yellow, funnily enough! We have red, cream, blue, brown, green, purple
though... heheh...

> >> What is really important? I think we only see that when we are
> >> missing it.
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>
> Well, as I get from this, you do not believe in coincidences?

Some, yes I do, but I also believe in a benevolent, conscious Universe that
gives us a nudge along from time to time.

> Really, that looks more you were made for one another. :-)

We were!

> I believe in a planner, a constructor of all, not in accidents.
>
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> person, one with the heart on the right spot. Your wife can really be happy
> to have you.

Then thanks again.

I also am honoured - great to chat with one so open, genuine and caring.

Shaun aRe
--
May all your wishes be both wise and fulfilled.
Alf Christophersen - 21 Apr 2005 20:46 GMT
>Ha ha ;-)
>
>There was an old trick in high school. Take a piece of Limburg cheese
>and drop it down a school mate's window defroster vent in his car. I
>won't tell you what would happen after that ;-)

Get a piece of Norwegian "Gammelost" and try that!
Juhana Harju - 22 Apr 2005 05:46 GMT
:: On 19 Apr 2005 20:51:43 -0700, "Soho's Neon Glow"
:: <nevermore2005@myway.com> wrote:
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::
:: Get a piece of Norwegian "Gammelost" and try that!

Is it the same as the brown Mes cheese made from goat whey which has a
revolting sweat taste?  I have eaten that for a couple of times and I
survived!

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tech27 - 22 Apr 2005 07:59 GMT
> Is it the same as the brown Mes cheese made from goat whey which has a
> revolting sweat taste?  I have eaten that for a couple of times and I
> survived!

Fine, but did you stick it up your a.s?  (-;
Juhana Harju - 22 Apr 2005 09:11 GMT
::: Is it the same as the brown Mes cheese made from goat whey which
::: has a revolting sweet taste?  I have eaten that for a couple of
::: times and I survived!

:: Fine, but did you stick it up your a.s?  (-;

You seem to know that from experience.  :-)

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Alf Christophersen - 25 Apr 2005 22:46 GMT
>Is it the same as the brown Mes cheese made from goat whey which has a
>revolting sweat taste?  I have eaten that for a couple of times and I
>survived!

No, it is fermented by Mucor gammelostii
But, yes. It has really revolting smell and even more taste (at least
to me)
Alf Christophersen - 25 Apr 2005 23:16 GMT
>Is it the same as the brown Mes cheese made from goat whey which has a
>revolting sweat taste?  I have eaten that for a couple of times and I
>survived!

Ekte geitost is not the same as Gammelost.
http://www.hormel.com/kitchen/glossary.asp?id=35121&catitemid=
http://nordlandslag.tripod.com/index22.html
Juhana Harju - 27 Apr 2005 13:25 GMT
:: On Fri, 22 Apr 2005 07:46:49 +0300, "Juhana Harju"
:: <shantigiri@despammed.com> wrote:
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:: http://www.hormel.com/kitchen/glossary.asp?id=35121&catitemid=
:: http://nordlandslag.tripod.com/index22.html

Takker så mye, Alf, det vaer interessant.

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Alf Christophersen - 27 Apr 2005 19:10 GMT
>:: Ekte geitost is not the same as Gammelost.
>:: http://www.hormel.com/kitchen/glossary.asp?id=35121&catitemid=
>:: http://nordlandslag.tripod.com/index22.html
>
>Takker så mye, Alf, det vaer interessant.

Værsågod :-)
 
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