Jordan, Your Awesome!!  What a waste whoever wrote this has nothing better
to do with their time..
Jim

Jordan Ritchie Emergency Room Technician Memphis Tennessee Is A
Disgrace To His Profession And Webmaster Of Jordan's Elvis World

First off this mommas boy Jordan Ritchie ( you know Dawn Ritchie's son
) alias Dawn In Memphis.  They use Elvis Presley to try and make money
off of his image.  He wants you to visit his web site here and make a
donation via PayPal.  Like is he kidding.  What web site?

http://jordans-elvis-world.com/founders.html

Second of all.  This son and mother team.  Are the most homely bunch of
beggars to even have set foot in The Elvis World.  Take a good look for
yourselves by surfing their site below.  He mentions that he is a
Emergency Room Technician working at a Memphis Hospital.  Like if I
were living in Memphis I sure would rather drop dead then be near the
likes of him.

http://www.jordans-elvis-world.com/UniversallyElvis/meet.htm

Here is what Jordan Ritchie from Memphis Tennessee.  This Emergency
Room Technician likes to post here to Usenet.  I guess he wants to
strike up a little business.  Too bad I don't know which hospital he
works at or I would surely pass this onto them.  I suggest he get some
counseling.  He needs help.

From: "Jordan's Elvis World (Jordan)"
<webmaster@jordans-elvis-world.com>
Newsgroups: alt.elvis.king
Sent: Friday, January 14, 2005 10:26 PM
Subject: Re: CharminT AKA the study of kookiness

Like mine suggesting you visit the underside of a U-Haul, which is
still recommended by the way. I highly suggest you do not forget to
take your meds again.. Because -- DAMN! you sure get feisty and
retarded without them.

And finally, a wise man once said: is like the toilet paper of the
Internet. She already looks and sounds, AND ACTS like an idiot with
sh.t stuck all over her."  Go stand back out on the highway, preferably
in the left lane in the middle facing away from traffic.

TA TA!
Jordan

You sound like the same mean spirited people who attacked the Ritchies
before! Just a lot of garbage and trash to toss out and take up space
here.
You make yourself look like crap, I hope you know.
~Aladdin