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Last Timer - 15 Dec 2004 14:30 GMT

Patient: "Do I need LP or Lumbar Puncture?"
American MD: "They are same"
Patient: "You said LP is same as Spinal Tap"
American MD: That is an older procedure.
Patient: So what's wrong with old? I am old.
American MD: I'll refer you to my psychiatric wife
Patient: I've seen her. She is no good. Please send me
to your Lawyer keep.
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Howard McCollister - 15 Dec 2004 15:13 GMT

> Patient: "Do I need LP or Lumbar Puncture?"
> American MD: "They are same"
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> More at
> http://www.eparadesi.com/forumtopic.asp?link=forum&topic_id=270&cat_id=4

Yeh, those random word generators are always kind of funny. Try this one
too...http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism . Most of those make more sense
than the above, however.

HMc

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Last Timer - 15 Dec 2004 18:05 GMT

Pt: I want to visit Mt.Abu if I'm cured
American MD: Believe in our system, you'll do well
Pt: No. I want to visit Mt.Abu
American MD: I can't abet
Pt: You're always right, I bet.
American MD: Except when I'm diabetic
Pt: All this does me no good. I'm off to Mt.Abu
American MD: You are on
Pt: How so?
American MD: You are on your way out. We'll send you the bill.
Pt: I'll wait for bill collector to call me when I return from
Mt.Abu
American MD: I pray that you will live long.
Pt: You'll be in my prayers for too long
American MD: Ciao. Just say no to dregs on your way.
Pt: Are you talking to your computer?
American MD: The computer doesn't talk back.
Pt: I'll see that they put a computer on Mt.Abu
American MD: That's so exciting. I can embed you with a breast cancer
patient in the ward
Pt: Tootsie?
American MD: Matsie. Good bye.

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Last Timer - 15 Dec 2004 20:00 GMT

Pt: You can't transplant my heart with anybody's heart
American MD: The heart donor's name has to be kept confidential. We
have rules and regulations to follow.
Pt: Then at least let me know the first name so I can issue a prayer
when the transplanted heart misfires.
American MD: Call it Harvey if you want.
Pt: That sounds ominous. How about Javitz?
American MD: Suit yourself. Just don't say Harvey Jarvitz at a time.
Pt: Why not?
American MD: Your arse is transplanted from Harvey Jarvitz.

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Last Timer - 15 Dec 2004 20:08 GMT

Pt: What if I want to change the gender on my 3rd base leaving
everything else the same?
American MD: You will be absorbed into All American Baseball Club.

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