Subject:      FW: Nick the Dragon Slayer

Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this
would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague
Horatio the Physician who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the
Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to
satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange
it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer agreed.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
she dressed; the itching commenced and grew intense.  Upon being
summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the
Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had
shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the
antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote
for the itching powder. Nick quickly put it into his mouth, and for the
next four hours Nick worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent
breasts.  The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the
Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession
now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and,
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the
King, shooed Horatio away without payment.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King immediately summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your Doctor bills