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Medical Forum / General / General / March 2004'AN OLD JOKE BUT STILL FUNNY'
Forwarded messages: [ From: geabbott@abbottandabbott.com [ Subject: An old joke but still funny [ Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2004 [ [ For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the [ final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to [ know the truth after all those conflicting medical [ studies. [ [ 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer [ heart attacks than the British or Americans. [ [ 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart [ attacks than the British or Americans. [ [ 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer [ fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans [ [ 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and [ suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or [ Americans. [ [ 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of [ sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than [ the British or Americans. [ [ CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking [ English is apparently what kills you. [ From: <gswil@intertex.net [ Subject: Re: An old joke but still funny [ Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2004 [ [ Thanks for pointing out a fault of medical assumptions [ On a more serious note, in the US we start very early [ demanding performance from our kids and the excess [ demands continue until the funeral bill comes in. [ Work until you drop and that is still not enough. [ [ A great Hungarian in the mid 1950's came to the US and [ had some very revealing comments on our system. We [ work and worry our selves to death. The reason I cuss [ TV. More and more until there is no more. We see a lot [ of the results right here. Sorry to get serious - Guy End of forwarded messages Jai Maharaj http://www.mantra.com/jai Om Shanti Panchaang for 22 Phalgun 5104, Friday, March 12, 2004: Shubhanu Nama Samvatsare Uttarayane Moksh Ritau Kumbh Mase Krshn Pakshe Shukr Vasara Yuktayam Anuradha-Jyeshtth Nakshatr Vajr Yog Vishti-Bav Karan Saptami Yam Tithau Hindu Holocaust Museum http://www.mantra.com/holocaust Hindu life, principles, spirituality and philosophy http://www.hindu.org http://www.hindunet.org The truth about Islam and Muslims http://www.flex.com/~jai/satyamevajayate o Not for commercial use. Solely to be fairly used for the educational purposes of research and open discussion. The contents of this post may not have been authored by, and do not necessarily represent the opinion of the poster. The contents are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works. o If you send private e-mail to me, it will likely not be read, considered or answered if it does not contain your full legal name, current e-mail and postal addresses, and live-voice telephone number. o Posted for information and discussion. Views expressed by others are not necessarily those of the poster. >Forwarded messages: > >[ From: geabbott@abbottandabbott.com >[ Subject: An old joke but still funny >[ Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2004 >[ =================== SNIP ======================= I'm waiting for the joke. Jack > >Forwarded messages: > > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Jack When you tell a joke to some folks on Monday, they laugh on Saturday. Is that what you are waiting for? >> I'm waiting for the joke. >> >> Jack > >When you tell a joke to some folks on Monday, they laugh on Saturday. >Is that what you are waiting for? ====================================== Sorry, just a little humor (since I've been living under those "rules" for over 10 years). Jack one of the first thing one is taught in english culture is how to lie "safely". such learning can be very stressful. > Forwarded messages: > [quoted text clipped - 76 lines] > o Posted for information and discussion. Views expressed by others > are not necessarily those of the poster. In article <105cadp1e8ckj25@corp.supernews.com>, "harmony" <aka@hotmail.com> posted: > one of the first thing one is taught in english > culture is how to lie "safely". > such learning can be very stressful. Unfortunately, that culture is being enforced worldwide by the threat and application of deadly force. Jai Maharaj http://www.mantra.com/jai Om Shanti > > Forwarded messages: > > [quoted text clipped - 76 lines] > > o Posted for information and discussion. Views expressed by others > > are not necessarily those of the poster. > > one of the first thing one is taught in english > > culture is how to lie "safely". > > such learning can be very stressful. > > Unfortunately, that culture is being enforced worldwide > by the threat and application of deadly force. and, again, with lies??!!! > Jai Maharaj > http://www.mantra.com/jai [quoted text clipped - 80 lines] > > > o Posted for information and discussion. Views expressed by others > > > are not necessarily those of the poster. In article <105e8onpqm9t16b@corp.supernews.com>, "harmony" <aka@hotmail.com> posted: > > > one of the first thing one is taught in english > > > culture is how to lie "safely". > > > such learning can be very stressful. > > Unfortunately, that culture is being enforced worldwide > > by the threat and application of deadly force. > and, again, with lies??!!! With Weapons of Mass Deception. Jai Maharaj http://www.mantra.com/jai Om Shanti |
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