Actually the sperm whale was having some back problems and instead of referring
him to a good chiropractor his PCP forced him to take Naprosyn and Vicodan.
Shortly thereafter the poor thing developed peptic ulcer disease from the
Naprosyn and chronic constipation from  the Vikes.

Naturally his most brilliant and venerable PCP ordered an upper GI and a
colonoscopy declaring that "HE" would get to the root of these problems.
Unfortunately, the beast developed a nosocomial staff infection from unclean
instruments used during his colonoscopy.

As a last resort ....the whales  back aching, his insides churning from the
drugs...the PCP finally granted a referral to the local hero chiropractor.

He was actually being transported to the DC's office when the thoroughly
disgusted  sperm whale made a snap decision to detonate himself in front of the
PCP's office as message to all... To demand conservative natural care and to
avoid unecessary drugs and potentially devestaing surgery.

It's a true story. Pinky swear.

and I hoped it was a whaleto.

disappointed again.