> I was watching an Australian Hospital Programme in which the Doctor asked
> the patient, " If his stool flushed OK" . What would this problem mean ?
>
> I have had this problem for 2 years when the flush is not able to discharge
> the stool. The result is that I am afraid to go anywhere in case I need to
> use the loo.
A plumbing problem, like low-flush toilets to save water :-)
http://www.afraidtoask.com/bowel/frSTOOLCOLOR.html
SMELLY or GREASY STOOL
You are what you eat, and so is your stool! Changes in your diet will cause
changes in the smell (and texture) of your stool.. Some say a vegetarian diet
causes less odor in the stool, since fat seem to cause smellier stools. If you
have particularly greasy, smelly, floating stools, you may have a problem
absorbing fat from your gut. The problem may be in your pancreas or small
bowel. You should alert your physician about this problem.
FLOATING STOOLS
Generally means your stool has a high fat content. See above for smelly greasy
stools.
If your stool is so big that it won't flush down most public toilets, see
your doctor.
This is not something we can really help you with. Nor would we want to.
Jeff
PF Riley - 10 Jan 2004 05:19 GMT
>If your stool is so big that it won't flush down most public toilets, see
>your doctor.
>
>This is not something we can really help you with. Nor would we want to.
I have laid some mondo turds but have not yet had to get a spatula to
chop it up before it would go down. Yet.
PF
J - 10 Jan 2004 08:27 GMT
> I have laid some mondo turds but have not yet had to get a spatula to
> chop it up before it would go down. Yet.
Spatula? How about a pry bar? After a barium test..
(I guess I didn't drink enough water??)
J
Jeff - 10 Jan 2004 21:05 GMT
> > I have laid some mondo turds but have not yet had to get a spatula to
> > chop it up before it would go down. Yet.
>
> Spatula? How about a pry bar? After a barium test..
> (I guess I didn't drink enough water??)
> J
Next time, just crap in the woods after the barium. That solves that
problem.
Jeff
Kurt Ullman - 10 Jan 2004 21:22 GMT
>> > I have laid some mondo turds but have not yet had to get a spatula to
>> > chop it up before it would go down. Yet.
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>Next time, just crap in the woods after the barium. That solves that
>problem.
Well that answers that question. A Barium DOES crap in the woods.
Kurt (Sorry about that) Ullman
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LawsonE - 11 Jan 2004 02:18 GMT
> In article <btppap$1ep@library2.airnews.net>, "Jeff" <kidsdoc2000@hotmail.com>
[...]
> >Next time, just crap in the woods after the barium. That solves that
> >problem.
> >
> Well that answers that question. A Barium DOES crap in the woods.
>
> Kurt (Sorry about that) Ullman
What does this say about the Pope?
J - 10 Jan 2004 08:30 GMT
> If your stool is so big that it won't flush down most public toilets, see
> your doctor.
Wait a sec, I thought some/one of you said that has to do with how much (big
meals) a person eats?
J
Mxsmanic - 10 Jan 2004 12:35 GMT
> Wait a sec, I thought some/one of you said that has to do with how much (big
> meals) a person eats?
No, it's a combination of factors. How much you eat, how much is
indigestible, the state of intestinal flora (a large part of stool is
dead bacteria from the intestinal tract), the frequency of bowel
movements, the elasticity of the anal opening (if it is restricted,
stools obviously may not be as large)--all kinds of factors.

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> I have had this problem for 2 years when the flush is not able to discharge
> the stool. The result is that I am afraid to go anywhere in case I need to
> use the loo.
If it's too large, that's just a plumping problem with the toilet (too
small a toilet, too little water when flushing, etc.). If the stool
floats, that's a matter of density, but it isn't necessarily a sign of a
problem. Gas in the stool will make it light; so will fat and some
other low-density materials.

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Jeff - 10 Jan 2004 16:22 GMT
> > I have had this problem for 2 years when the flush is not able to discharge
> > the stool. The result is that I am afraid to go anywhere in case I need to
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> problem. Gas in the stool will make it light; so will fat and some
> other low-density materials.
Good point. By discharge, I was thinking it was blocking the toilet.
If it is just a floater, don't worry. It will pass eventually. What you do
is you just flush the toilet, close the lid immediately, and wash your
hands. The next person will deal with it. Eventually it will go down when it
breaks up. And there is a party or something, they might not even know it is
you!
And if you are using a public toilet in a stall, just put on your pants, zip
up and all that first, then flush and leave the stall while it is still
flushing. It will be the next person's problem.
And if you are talking about nasty streak marks in the toilet, well, the
will disappear either with a few flushes by the next users or when the owner
cleans the toilet. Don't worry, everyone poops. It's really not a big deal.
Jeff