Big Bertha Thing spider  
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Drawing of a clockwork spider wheel and hairpin.

Extract from Introductory Chapter;-
The "Spider tops," which are frequently sold in the streets of London,
consist of a heavy little disc mounted on a spindle (Fig. XIV.).
When the disc has been set spinning a small curved piece of
metal is placed to touch the toe, and at once begins to slide round it,
first the side (a) in the figure, and then the side (b),
the motion continuing backwards and forwards till the top comes to rest.
The fact is that the toe is magnetic, and this being the case it is easy
to see that the rolling of the toe on the side of the metal produces
the motion.

From the book
An Elementary Treatment of the Theory of
Spinning Tops and Gyroscopic Motion.
By Harold Crabtree M.A.
Formerly Scholar of Pembroke College, Cambridge
Assistant Master at Charterhouse
Longmans, Green and Co. 1923
First Edition 1909
Second Edition 1914
New Impression 1923
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1998
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Big Bertha Thing fact

Anything but a fact, changes the face of twentieth century science.
1. No iron moons and planetary cores.
2. No red shift measure of speed.
3. No Patrick Moore star at 95% the speed of light.
4. Muons arrive on earth.
5. Relativity is like an imaginary number; useful but not real.
6. Einstein-Haas gives a field strength 1/10000th the electric field.
7. Wave particle duality is a field effect.
8. Schroedinger is an approximation.

Who has the wit to check the fact?

Tony Lance
judemarie@bigberthathing.co.uk

Saturday, November 22, 1997 12:07:14 PM
Message
From:    Tony Lance
Subject:    Big Bertha Thing noah
To:    Astronomy & Space
Cc:    OUSA Research
Rosemary F. Johnson,oufcnt1.open.ac.uk
Just another thing.
3. When its raining cats, dogs, kitchen sinks, the lot. The time
to start worrying is when you see a guy building an ark.
Pastures is mathematical ark, to negotiate a sea of numbers,
with Outlandish PPT by Structure, as the first of many rainbows.

Big Bertha Thing retrenchment
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301 files concluding the two battles of cyberspace.
(Third in Battle, Faculty trilogy)

Students Research Faculty (SRF conference prefix)
First Aid Tent (FAT project prefix on SRF conference)

1. Existence
2. Zero interference
3. Foundation (Students, tutors or funding)
4. Articles (See Armistice terms)
5. Publications (See overview)
6. Projects (Pastures, Moisture, Big Bertha, Strategic Studies)
7. Staff (First Aid Tent, volunteers, moderators)
8. Access None.
9. SRF Classical Astronomy (empty) deleted
10. SRF Net Access Policy (empty) deleted
11. SRF Los Alamos (restricted access.) deleted
12. SRF Big Bertha (Staff entrance) deleted
13. SRF Strategic Studies (FAT Net Access Policy) deleted
14. SRF Specification     (FAT Classical Astronomy) deleted
15. SRF Mathematics       (FAT CAT) deleted
16. SRF Prototype         (FAT Yesterslaggings) deleted
17. SRF Yesterslaggings (Deleted)
18. OUSA Classical Particle (FAT First Aid Tent) deleted
19. OUSA Research (battle, faculty, retrenchment & 20 family jewels)

 I  45 day expiry mailboxes. (See SRF Yesterslaggings, FAT CAT, FAT
     Yesterslaggings)
II  SRF Los Alamos (See retrenchment)
III  OUSA Classical Particle (See faculty)
IV  Rest of SRF deleted conferences. (See faculty, retrenchment)
 V  20 family jewels, poem, battle, faculty, retrenchment.
    (See OUSA Research 14th Nov.97 to 1st Nov.98)
VI  20 family jewels. (See battle, faculty, retrenchment)
VII  To the victor the spoils of the 1st and 2nd battles of
    cyberspace; the 20 family jewels and the potential CD Rom
    triology battle, faculty and retrenchment.
VIII OUSA Research now empty.
    (See http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/series.html)

Big Bertha Thing deleted

Now are all men deleted equal, from the high to the low.
There is no distinction between newbies, spammers,
spam busters, victims and tenure.
There is no wrath in the deletion of the dullard,
the sound bite or the sounding cymbal.
Magna Carta is writ large on a world stage.
This truly is the beginning of the end of spam.

Tony Lance
judemarie@bigberthathing.co.uk

From: Tony Lance <judemarie@bigberthathing.co.uk>
Newsgroups: sci.chem,rec.aviation.owning
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing blogs
Date: Mon, 22 Jan 2007 16:43:19 +0000

From:  Uncle Al
Date:  Thurs 30 Dec 1999 00:00
Email:   Uncle Al <Uncle...@hate.spam.net>
Groups:   sci.physics


POBo...@bertha.ndirect.co.uk wrote:

[SNIP]

[snip]

Proper netiquette would have you place the wowser crap at the top so
you could be ignored at the onset.  What will you do on 02 January
2000 when Elvis doesn't show?  Uncle Al suggests killing all your
false priests.  Think of it as evolution in action.  (One supposes
your suicide thereafter would be asking too much?)

Big Bertha Thing mathematics
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Postings potentially suitable for fowarding to;-
1.SRF Classical Mathematics
2.SRF Classical Astronomy

13th March 2003 sci.math and sci.astro newsfeeds dropped by university.
Onenet UK Astronomy & Space conference feed dropped by university.
OUSA Research conference still up, by invitation only. (empty)
UK politics internal conference setup next to
Net Access Policy (empty bar 3),
which was last target of the book-burners.
Politics makes poor science.

Big Bertha Thing ISP

23rd June 2000
Finance Director,
Ision Internet Plc.,
UK
Dear Sir,
Further to your letter of the 21st June 2000, regarding payment
of 56.36 pounds sterling, for 77 days ISP charges.

My last payment of 14.09, as detailed in your letter,
covered the three dates as follows;-
1st March 2000
2nd March 2000
13th March 2000

These were the only days of the previous 107 days,
when my site was not disabled, in more ways than one
and my mailbox locked up from me. Apparently the only person,
who can enable site access and password reset,
is your accounts manager. He can only be contacted
via national telephone lines, complete with revolving door
and canned musak.

You want a further payment of 56.36, to bring the charges
up to 23.48 per day. (At a rate of 8570.20 pounds sterling per annum.)
Please find enclosed herewith my cheque for 56.36
and a copy of my previous letter to you,
dated 12th June 2000. (recorded delivery)

In view of the extraordinary nature of these charges,
I would ask you to confirm just three things;-
1.That you have received payment by issueing a reciept. (Received)
2.That you will close my account as from todays date. (Closed 3rd July)
3.That there will be no further charges made against this account.

In mitigation of the conduct of your staff, it would appear
that they had some difficulty with my Usenet newsgroup postings,
as detailed on my new site.
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/news.html

I trust that this will be in order and will be looking forward
to the favour of your reply.
Thank you,
Tony Lance
judemarie@bigberthathing.co.uk

Big Bertha Thing reason

1. Third Battle of Cyberspace.
2. Death Threats.(3)
3. Newsgroup Review.
4. Odd newsgroup users with 1000 postings.
5. Berserker attacks on legitimate postings to sci.astro et al.
6. Political and totally innexplicable.
7. Net Newbie basket cases.
8. Violent spam busters.
9. Abuse complaints procedure.
10. Web site closure.

Take your pick, the opposition will not give you the choice.

Big Bertha Thing Positive
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Round photographic plates.

Caption;-
A photograph of great historical interest.
The track is one left by a positron. This positron possessed,
an energy of 63 MeV, before entering the lead plate from below;
after penetrating the 6 mm. lead plate, it proceeded with an
energy of 23 MeV. This change of energy, shows definitely,
the direction of motion of the particle and, therefore, allows
one to conclude, that it is positively charged.

From a book by
J.D.Stranathan Ph.D.,
Professor of Physics and Chairman of
Department, University of Kansas.
The "Particles" of Modern Physics.
(C) Copyright The Blakston Co. 1942

Big Bertha Thing jeremiah

A film Jeremiah Johnson, not necessarily true.

A mountain man asked him, whether he was any good at skinning bears.
He said that he could skin them, faster than the mountain man could
catch them.

So running down the mountain, with a bear in hot pursuit.
His friend runs in the front door of the cabin and jumps out
the back window.

Quote
"You skin that one ... and I'll go catch me another one!"
Unquote.

(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997.
To comply with my copyright,
please distribute complete copies, free of charge.

Tony Lance
judemarie@bigberthathing.co.uk

20 February 1998 13:38:16
Message
From:    Tony Lance
Subject:    Big Bertha Thing handbook
To:    FC Mods Discussion
Cc:    OUSA Classical Particle
Big Bertha Thing handbook

1. Handbook thread one posting long.
2. Correctly attributed.
3. Professional.
4. Steet savvy.
5. Well read.
6. Appropriate.
7. Source softly spoken.
8. Solitary.
9. More Sesame Street than Darth Vader.
10. Optional, optimal and optical.

Big Bertha Thing Faculty
(Sequel to battle)
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301 files from the second battle of cyberspace.

Students Research Faculty

1. Existence
2. Zero interference
3. Foundation (Students, tutors or funding)
4. Articles (See Armistice terms)
5. Publications (See overview)
6. Projects (Pastures, Moisture, Big Bertha, Strategic Studies)
7. Staff (First Aid Tent, volunteers, moderators)
8. Access (All user or staff only.)
9. SRF Classical Astronomy (see OUSA Research, All user)
10. SRF Net Access Policy (See OUSA Research, All user)
11. SRF Los Alamos (see Armistice terms, OUSA Research, restricted access.)
12. SRF Big Bertha (See SRF Los Alamos, staff only.)
13. SRF Strategic Studies (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
14. SRF Specification       (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
15. SRF Mathematics       (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
16. SRF Prototype            (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
17. SRF Yesterslaggings (SRF Net Access Policy, all user)
18. OUSA Classical Particle (OUSA Research, All user)

Big Bertha Thing galios

Nobody understood a thing he said, when he was alive.
After he was dead, they decided that he had done a good job.
The Galios Theory branch of mathematics bears his name.
Now they are trying to teach me, what he did in the first place.
Do you think that the penny will drop, before it becomes posthumous?

Tony Lance
judemarie@bigberthathing.co.uk

From:   Frank Hollis
Subject:        Re(2): Big Bertha Thing positron
To:     OUSA Astronomy

Caroline Walcot,oufcnt2.open.ac.uk writes:

I don't see what pics of a positron particle (??) have to do with a conference on
Astronomy, which is basically stargazing and astrophysics and mainly optics.

Surely all this Big Bertha stuff should be diverted to a physics conference such as S271?

cheers

Caroline

Or even better, the conference that was specifically set up for exactly this material,
moderated by Spammer in Chief - Tony Lance.

               Frank

Big Bertha Thing moisture
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Working Prototype of second phase Pastures software,
with 20 polyhedrons model and 200 buckminster fullerine molecules model,
complete with programs, source code in listing format and using Pastures
documentation.

Moisture Software Package.
(Based on Particle Structure Results Program, in Fortran 77.)
Sub-atomic Mesons, Baryons and Leptons Classification System.
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.

Big Bertha Thing virus

18th October 1999
Hi Chris,
Thanks for the Keyboard.drv, but Windows is still down.
The new messages are;
1. Clock General Protection Fault in gdi.exe (system)
2. Progman        Ditto          krnl386.exe (system)

Clock.exe see windows. Progman.exe see windows.
The two options seem to be, to try another four files
for windows 3.11 or save up and update PC. (130 pounds)

They have a nice 486DX66 16MB 270MB hard-drive 14" SVGA
and win 95, at the same place I bought the 386PC. It
is four times faster too. My biggest program takes 7 hours
on standard IBM PC, 90 minutes on 386 and 20 minutes on
486DX, which has a built in maths co-processor.

My DOS browser can read newsgroups, send/receive e-mail, browse
web, but not receive attachments, look up my own site or
update it.

Keyboard.drv worked, but closed down every app in windows,
so there was no way out. Clever that. The scrub round was
in the book, for bypassing emm386. Wait till boot up gets
to MSDOS loading and press F8. Step through Config.sys
line-by-line with y answer. It then goes through autoexec.bat
to last line of win. N answer drops you out to DOS prompt.

Strange to say I can still work on my science maths project
using Fortran 77 in DOS. Apps down with windows are Free Agent,
WS-ftple, Winzip, F-Prot, Anyware Virus, Chekmate Virus, FirstClass
client.

It looks like I picked up a macro virus off a wordperfect attachment
from e-mail of a guy in newsgroup. Three virus apps missed it.
It is visible in notepad view of file after saving with write.exe.
Isolate 386 and do not update site.

You might check that my site is still up, by the back door and let me
know the count. <www.bertha.ndirect.co.uk/series.htm>

It could not have happened to a nicer chap.
Thank you,
Tony Lance


Big Bertha Thing designer

Once there was Big Blue, Baby Bell and Pax IBM.
Now ther is Big Bertha, Baby Bill and Pax Microsoft.

1980 The Greater London Council, Central Computer Service installation
standards for IBM mainframe had standard date subroutines as mandatory.

1980 No standards for Prime minicomputer, so date subroutine for program
was written to be  2075 OK, by me.

All IBM customers and suppliers applied IBM standards. Enforcement of these
standards means that the following instances can only be designer
software obsolescence.(Smoking Gun features.)
1.  First PC operating system DOS was written 1980 (IBM/Microsoft) No 2000
2.  Next PC operating system MS-DOS (Microsoft) No 2000
3.  Windows 95 enabled macro virus (Microsoft) admitted
4.  Windows 95 macro virus written by Microsoft.(admitted)
5.  Windows 95 macro virus released by Microsoft.(admitted)
6.  Windows 98 enabled text virus (Microsoft) admitted
7.  Windows 98 no product recall, fix is on  Microsoft website only.
8.  Windows 98 to release virus just say it exists and fix is on website.
9.  1997 MS-DOS 6.20 licensed copy sold for Microsoft with no 2000.
10. 1999 Windows 3.11 virus closes all applications leaving no exit.


Big Bertha Thing history

1st virus was boot sector virus, which was first sector of floppy disc or
start here sector.

2nd virus was program virus, which is enabled with on/off switch, by
operating system as primary function thereoff.(exe, sys, com)

3rd virus was macro virus, which is enabled with on/off switch, by
wordprocessor or other application software.(doc)

4th virus was zip virus, which is enabled with on/off switch, by
zip application software.(zip)

5th virus was text virus, which is enabled with on/off switch, by
operating system as a purely viral function, otherwise uneccessary.(txt)
Since 1980 the text virus has been impossible. 18 years to crack it, with
Windows 98 by Microsoft.

42 million Windows 3.xx users.
12 million e-mail only users.
Windows 95 not known.
Windows 98 not known.

Tony Lance
judemarie@bigberthathing.co.uk

Newsgroups: sci.chem
From: Tony Lance <joehorace@bigberthathing.co.uk>
Date: Tue, 23 Jan 2007 17:24:28 +0000
Local: Tues, Jan 23 2007 5:24 pm
Subject: Big Bertha Thing tactics

Big Bertha Thing tactics

To whom it may concern. (Newsgroup: sci.chem)
To defend against a denial of service attack on a newsgroup,
use the same tactics that Big Bertha Thing uses
on the most wanted list guys.
1. All threads are one posting long.
2. All replies are posted to one thread.
3. No postings of most wanted are read.
4. No replies to most wanted.
5. No direct criticism of most wanted.
6. All criticism should be pictorial, literate, allegorical
      anecdotal and out of copyright.
7. It is a defense in English law that something which is not
      libelous in one context, cannot be read in another
      context as libelous.
8. This is also true of English universities, where the guy has tenure.
9. Corporate branding can reinforce trust, as well as irritation.
10. A group of guys posting across several newsgroups,
      can have strategic reasons for their choice of newsgroups.
11. Three battles have been won so far. (39 family jewels)
12. The fourth battle is now on. (Asian Rim)
13. So I posted a picture of historical scientific interest,
      which looked like a shell hole. (Virtual artillary shell)
14. Use double pass newsreader software to download headers,
      before the rest of the postings. (NNTP)