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urine therapy ---- what joke to keep ????

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erach27@gmail.com - 26 Jul 2008 11:06 GMT
Hi,
Can we make jokes about urine therapy ?
Sub-lingual urine is a good starting point.

So how about,
urine -- you can keep it below your tongue
urine -- you can wash your clothes in it
urine --- morarji's urine bottle turned up in vajpayee's fridge
the vajpayee who was never seen on television after he had the knee
replacement surgery
urine -- makes your boss cheerful
urine -- makes everybody smile
urine --- yellow teeth and all, hide it in your bathroom
urine -- make you smile and joke.

Erach
Zombywoof - 26 Jul 2008 15:49 GMT
>Hi,
>Can we make jokes about urine therapy ?
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>
>Erach

I've got a pretty good sense of humor, none of those even made me
crack a smile, let alone laugh.
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wrthomps@ix.netcom.com - 26 Jul 2008 15:59 GMT
Earache, who sold Edsels in his last incarnation, wrote:

> Can we make jokes about urine therapy ?

<snip of crap-related substance>

Earache, urine the wrong place with your nonsense.

--Bill Thompson
Mair - 27 Jul 2008 05:04 GMT
Good one, Bill!

Mair

> Earache, who sold Edsels in his last incarnation, wrote:
>
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> --Bill Thompson
Sha1 - 27 Jul 2008 06:11 GMT
On Jul 26, 8:06 pm, "erac...@gmail.com" <erac...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hi,
> Can we make jokes about urine therapy ?
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>
> Erach

I make Urine Jokes all the time,Have 2 or would go nuts,I am eveb a
Legally Blind Artist with "INTOUCH,Australias Government Health
services 4 ppl with Multiple Sclerosis,Spinal Chord Injury,& some
other specific health conditions,My latest posted
is:-
SHA's FURIOSITY MOMENTS     Cartoon also
submitted.
What Doc U want A Mid-Stream urine
Specimen?
You Joking or Are U Out of Touch with MS,Spinal Chord Injuries &
Incontinence???Not whole of the Joke. Whats wrong with Urine Jokes if
they R in good taste-fun & in regards 2 our Medical situation/s.?????
Laughter they say is the Best Medicine,But I also had trouble seeing
the sense of humour in this one!!!! Good try though,Perhaps many of us
R not with U,on your wavelength
eh!
Zombywoof - 27 Jul 2008 14:23 GMT
>On Jul 26, 8:06 pm, "erac...@gmail.com" <erac...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Hi,
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>R not with U,on your wavelength
>eh!

Nothing if they are funny.  I've been trying to come up with one and
the best I've managed so far is:

"Urine, it isn't just for the toilet anymore"

Sounds more like an advertising slogan then a joke though.
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J - 27 Jul 2008 15:26 GMT
> Nothing if they are funny.  I've been trying to come up with one and
> the best I've managed so far is:
>
> "Urine, it isn't just for the toilet anymore"
>
> Sounds more like an advertising slogan then a joke though.

Save on cost of water.
J
J - 27 Jul 2008 15:29 GMT
> Nothing if they are funny.  I've been trying to come up with one and
> the best I've managed so far is:
>
> "Urine, it isn't just for the toilet anymore"
>
> Sounds more like an advertising slogan then a joke though.

Reduce, ReUse, ReCycle, but don't expect it to be a contraceptive.
We're not old gray mares.
J
erach27@gmail.com - 28 Jul 2008 06:39 GMT
urine and raw vegetarianism,
eat some veggies raw,
wash them down with urine,
and see you live long and healthy,
dont forget your condoms,
Erach
erach27@gmail.com - 28 Jul 2008 06:45 GMT
Gandhi (yes, none other than the Gandhi who you know as giving India
independence) had written a book on nature cure which I have read.  He
does not mention urine therapy in it.  But it is a thin book about 80
pages, where he had mentioned that dogs fast in an illness, and told
others to fast for quick recovery.

Now, there are no flies in my urine bathroom --------- since the urine
is in glass bottles just covered with cotton (2 handkerchiefs on 2
bottles, and 2 pieces of folded "sadra" very thin cotton cloth on 2
bottles).

I'll let you know when flies come in the urine room --------- I have
not tied the bottles with string or rubber bands or anything because
in my weakened stage the bottles may fall when I try to tie them.

CHECK OUT RAW VEGETARIANISM ---- and eat a few partial raw veggies.  I
ate 2 pieces of chicken yesterday.

Should I get married and have children (I am 44) or will medications
from the age of 21 to 44 have damaged my sperm.

A word on faster than light travel ---------- there are paradoxes in
Einstein's relativity when applied to large objects and making the
transition from microscopic objects / elementary particles to large
objects -------- so my friend who is retired head of theoretical
physics laboratory, physics research laboratory, ahmedabad, india
-------- says we might see faster than light travel in my lifetime.

Erach/Earache/and without a wife or a girlfriend
Sha1 - 28 Jul 2008 12:16 GMT
On Jul 28, 3:45 pm, "erac...@gmail.com" <erac...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Gandhi (yes, none other than the Gandhi who you know as giving India
> independence) had written a book on nature cure which I have read.  He
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> Erach/Earache/and without a wife or a girlfriend
You Know You R absolutely right in regards 2 this faster than light
topic,Yes a great possability we might,my bro is in Quantumn Physics &
the breakthroughs being made is Mindboggling!!!! :) Your Friend.
Sha1 - 28 Jul 2008 12:11 GMT
> On Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:11:44 -0700 (PDT), Sha1
>
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>
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Not an easy subject to make Jokes about,thats why,I really keep mine
within "INTOUCH" where I am the Featured Artist with the concept of
the Seriousness/frustratingness of the problen from those sufferring
MS,Spinal Chord Injuries,B'caus it's so often an issued neglected by
docs & within this organization helps 2 lighten things up,as it's NOT
a very easy issue to discuss,cope with often presents very Frustrating/
annoying problems,so INTOUCH,An Australian Funded Government service
welcomes some Lightening up not only of this topic,but all related
issues pertaining 2 MS & Spinal Cord Injuries,the
pain,Frustration,with an emphasis towards Decent Humour ONLY,I don't
know if something everyone really wants 2 read about in this group,Ya
know a time/place 4 everything,guess thats the point I am trying 2
make here.This organization welcomes my Furiosity Moments as they can
then summit their own,I draw,paint,scetch out a corresponding
cartoon,& thus helps ppl registerred with Intouch 2 begin 2
participate in their first newsletter,so I guess I am kinda hinting
that some topics R meant 4 certain services/places/groups!If ppl want
2 make joke here fine,if they R funny & tasteful/not crude as well as
in accord with this group? :) If I had a cam-I would post my comic
strip,which really cracks ppl up,not just those with health
problems,sadly still awaiting 2 get one-hopefully asap.Wouldn't B same
without it's cartoon!!!
 
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