Well...
#1. I didn't even know Monday was your birthday... Girls always do that...
expect you to read their minds. Bah!
#2. My birthday was last Friday and no-one said anything. All I got was
Gadge telling me my penis wasn't long enough for an English woman... and
she's never even seen it! Or was it not long enough to reach England?
Whatever! All I know is I didn't get a pony like I wanted!
#3. Do you have a soldering iron? If not, I'm just not gonna be able to
compare you with Gadge!
> >Just thought you all should know that.
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> Mike
>Well...
>#1. I didn't even know Monday was your birthday... Girls always do that...
>expect you to read their minds. Bah!
I'm a keen student of their methods. I like 'em.
>#2. My birthday was last Friday and no-one said anything. All I got was
>Gadge telling me my penis wasn't long enough for an English woman... and
>she's never even seen it! Or was it not long enough to reach England?
>Whatever! All I know is I didn't get a pony like I wanted!
Happy Birthday! Sorry about your penis. Maybe you'll get that pony
next year.
>#3. Do you have a soldering iron? If not, I'm just not gonna be able to
>compare you with Gadge!
Yes, I have several soldering irons. The only tool I don't have is
a dremel, and my life won't be complete until I get one.
Happy Birthday to everyone!
Mike
>> >Just thought you all should know that.
>> I'm sexy, too, in my own special way. ;-)
>> Hey, how come nobody is wishing me happy birthday?
>> Are ya waiting until the actual day (Monday)??????
>> I won't be here, but I'll be sure to check back in in a few days.
>> Take care, everybody.
>> Mike
Pain Devine - 14 Aug 2004 13:24 GMT
I thought you were a girl! Oh wait... that's "grant" that has the "Guy name"
yet isn't a guy.
> >Well...
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> >> Mike
Gadge - 15 Aug 2004 22:01 GMT
> Yes, I have several soldering irons. The only tool I don't have is
> a dremel, and my life won't be complete until I get one.
Maybe you'll get one for your birthday!
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G.
Pain Devine wrote :
> #2. My birthday was last Friday and no-one said anything. All I got was
> Gadge telling me my penis wasn't long enough for an English woman... and
> she's never even seen it! Or was it not long enough to reach England?
> Whatever! All I know is I didn't get a pony like I wanted!
Well, if you want us to wish you Happy Birthday, you really have to tell on,
or before, the day, not after it's too late!! Men!! lol
Re: your penis, I'm sure I never said that... you're twisting my words!
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G.
Pain Devine - 16 Aug 2004 03:40 GMT
> Re: your penis, I'm sure I never said that... you're twisting my words!
I'm a guy! That's my job!
Well We'll just nip this in the bud right now...
Mine's october 19th (send comics)
Happy B-day Pain sorry about your winky
yes I have a soldering iron, a sewing machine, and a pottery kiln but
I'm artsy and angsty like that...
heh just thought I'd share after the worst two weeks of my life...
I need a f.cking hug...
Nnie
> Well...
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> #3. Do you have a soldering iron? If not, I'm just not gonna be able to
> compare you with Gadge!
Pain Devine - 21 Aug 2004 01:08 GMT
Are you a girl? or a guy? If you're a guy, all you get is a "hug" I reserve
the "f.cking hugs" for the girls... Not that I have a problem with gay
people... I just have an oversion to poop and don't want any of it on me
while I'm getting sex.
Sorry about your week. You know how it goes... life is a spinning wheel...
you're simply on the bottom of the rotation right now and will soon be
swinging back up to the top.
> Well We'll just nip this in the bud right now...
> Mine's october 19th (send comics)
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> > #3. Do you have a soldering iron? If not, I'm just not gonna be able to
> > compare you with Gadge!