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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Hepatitis / June 2005to ridicule
Can I get hcv from a toilet seat; and if so, how long do I have to sit there before I'm affected. I'm conducting a survey to find out why so many people who never used IV drugs, shared nasal secretions, had a transfusion or saw Richard Simmons with his pants down still managed to get hepc. Furthermore, irregardless,and whatever else; how come you can't contract this bitch from a mosquito bite? The skeeter sticks in his proboscis, sucks your blood and bolts, The little bastard goes out for another snack (with hcv tainted blood on his litlle skeeter mug) and bites some other sap. When he does, there is blood to blood contact. non? Bonjour mon amis, Oscar Don't be a hot dog, Oscar! Of course you can get the hep from sitting on bloody toilet seats. Pop a pimple on your a.s and sit on a public toilet seat.....boom, you got it. Same thing goes for public doorknobs.....you sit on one of them and ...booom, you got it. Dr Killborn Doorknobs? Oh dear. I never thought about that. Downright scary. So that means I have to stop rubbing my butthole up against toilet seats AND doorknobs? It's a sad state of affairs when the common bloke or blokess has to put a condom on a doorknob and steam-clean the throne of wisdom. I don't like those paper toilet covers either. They always stick to your a.s, and when you knock the f.ckers off and kick em into the adjacent stall, you pull a muscle in your back because the last idiot in there peed on the floor and turned the joint into a wading pool. Just like Walmart. Oscar It's safe to rub your a.shole on doorknobs, particularly if it itches, as long as you don't sit down on them all the way. It's another thing to sit down on a toilet seat, they are true harbingers of the dreaded hep virus. Any weenie should know better than to put their buns on a public toilet seat, dontcha think Oscar? Dr Killborn I hear that Loretta's twin sister, the one with the guns and whips and knives and things is being introduced round the neighbourhood, so maybe if you get your buns lined up proper, then you'll be spooning that mustard of love all down her crinoline. Soon. words to that effect. <cj> ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, > It's safe to rub your a.shole on doorknobs, particularly if it itches, > as long as you don't sit down on them all the way. It's another thing > to sit down on a toilet seat, they are true harbingers of the dreaded > hep virus. Any weenie should know better than to put their buns on a > public toilet seat, dontcha think Oscar? > Dr Killborn I don't really f.ck doorknobs or even sit on public toilets. Actually, I'm quite normal. I love women and only sit on my own bowl (unless of course the lady serves chili). I don't mean to sound flippant, but does anyone else get a buzz on fruit. I swear it reminds me of crystal meth etc from my drug days. Seems a might odd. Oscar Someone with a name like Oscar Meyer normal? Anyway, I'm glad you don't f.ck doorknobs. I was checking you out for normalcy and you seem to have passed the test. What a relief! Dr Killborn Mr. Pajama man she aint here yet she said she is being smuggled out of sum boddure into or out of Alaska i think.. She says shes been in Finland now heading south fer the swamp. I just feel like sending a fleet of birds to fetch her up. Your trip was ok, and the squirles provided herb and rest stops all the way here. She is afraid of heights and said no flyen. I am so behind on stuff around heere bein gone my leaches are hungry and half starved, and the thangs i do in Nude Orleans when I visit, I iz just amazed my leaches can live through pureflyen by blood of strange drugs.. hahahahahahahahhahaha I tried a varitty of new expresso designer modification medications. I had a very nice journey in Nude Orleans. Baddluck n Badluck seem happy, their now driven Connors truck to the winery. I think they are a bad influnce drunk horses taken it up on them selvs to drive. I am worried.. they been wisperen all day and up to something. I am sending Baddluck2 back to the races, she is sneeky, and lies, we got problems with those two. And i wount let that Clone, Ashly brought home take over. Or she be plowen sum swamp round hear 3 days a week maybe 7 if she don watch her step.. Sprio and Jiro are now off probabation fer robben the libarary, that Argentine gatorett she still on her houze arest. Where and what happened to the new preacher he still around do I got a job fer him? Loretta Re: to ridicule Group: sci.med.diseases.hepatitis Date: Tue, Jun 21, 2005, 7:15pm (CDT-2) From: lorettaecho@webtv.net (Loretta S) Mr. Pajama man she aint here yet she said she is being smuggled out of sum boddure into or out of Alaska i think.. She says shes been in Finland now heading south fer the swamp. I just feel like sending a fleet of birds to fetch her up. Your trip was ok, and the squirles provided herb and rest stops all the way here. She is afraid of heights and said no flyen. I am so behind on stuff around heere bein gone my leaches are hungry and half starved, and the thangs i do in Nude Orleans when I visit, I iz just amazed my leaches can live through pureflyen by blood of strange drugs.. hahahahahahahahhahaha I tried a varitty of new expresso designer modification medications. I had a very nice journey in Nude Orleans. Baddluck n Badluck seem happy, their now driven Connors truck to the winery. I think they are a bad influnce drunk horses taken it up on them selvs to drive. I am worried.. they been wisperen all day and up to something. I am sending Baddluck2 back to the races, she is sneeky, and lies, we got problems with those two. And i wount let that Clone, Ashly brought home take over. Or she be plowen sum swamp round hear 3 days a week maybe 7 if she don watch her step.. Sprio and Jiro are now off probabation fer robben the libarary, that Argentine gatorett she still on her houze arest. Where and what happened to the new preacher he still around do I got a job fer him? Loretta ......... You've got to be kidding, Lotitta. Bad Luck II is with me here in Titty. I know that because the pajama man is giving her her morning hygiene as we speak. Don't tell me that Killborn has cloned Badd Luck again!? A third Badd Luck? This is getting really crazy! Ashley I have them separated in different barns Ashly. I tatooed Baddluck in a very obsqure spot just in case Dr. Killborn waz up to somethin.....And he iz!!!!!!!. have dna in the oven on who Baddness really iz. I think you better bring Baddluck2 ovur here as Baddluck needs to be with her real clone. Better yet come get her. I will have Baddness isolated in the sound break proof suite. an I will deal with this implant an Dr. Killborn ASAP. I thought there waz somethin wrong yesterdazs. Hurry! Come get Baddluck!! we just trick her an she will probably never know the diffrence if we do i just rite, ahhhh bring Baddluck2 just fer the ride, Baddluck wont be the wiseiest as to this switch a reu were gonna do. Aftur yer gon I can tie her up to 4 posts and beat her with my loooong blaaaaack whippps, wearen my leather and spikes an chans Haloween Costoum. This way I can receive a signed confession out of this liein alian creature deszkized az a horse sent by Dr. K. Well I still got time My Sis is leaven Finland june 25 is that today??. Wher is Finland? thru Alaska to Tejuana???. I iz so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LewDee iz on her way home. Therz gonna be a family fight she iz already fighten with Biggdaddy about sum poker game? I dont understan much of the familzs mess yet. Loretta Don't abuse the new clone. She kunt help it if Killborn created her. Besides, she's a relative and needs our love. Put yourself in her horseshoes for a moment. Don't let Killborn anywhere near those horseys til I get home and deal with him. His days are numbered. I'm saddling up Badd Luck II now and heading back to the swomp. You need anything from the pajama man before I start out? Make sure yer home when i get there, I don't want to have to have the horse kick the front door in. Ashley |
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