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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Hepatitis / June 2005The Big Race
I was pretty worried that Bad Luck II wouldn't win the big race, she got drunk the night before and was hung over on the Big Day. I shoved an M-80 up her bum and threatened to light it if she wasn't well ahead coming down the back stretch. I guess she thought I'd really light it and won it going away by at least 10 lengths. She was grateful when I pulled the explosives out her rear end in the winner's circle. Am going to let her get some sleep before I put her in the trailer and head back to the swomp. She can't wait to meet her clone mommy. I think the pressure of winning was getting to her and she's relieved the racing season is over and that she won the Big One. Be home in a couple of days, Lotitta. Ash I suggest large quantities of circular ice cubes of considerable girth with a followup of morphine inserts.. O WOW I got to fined Baddluck and tell her thee news. She has ben plannen fer this event an your arrivale home. I cant wait its a bout time Ashly. we all ben missen you. See U soon Loretta Re: The Big Race Group: sci.med.diseases.hepatitis Date: Sat, Jun 4, 2005, 10:00pm (CDT-2) From: lorettaecho@webtv.net (Loretta S) O WOW I got to fined Baddluck and tell her thee news. She has ben plannen fer this event an your arrivale home. I cant wait its a bout time Ashly. we all ben missen you. See U soon Loretta ......... The horse and me are a day out now. It's startin to look almost swompy but I don't see any gators yet. Ash We must be home, Lotitta. Swomp critters are lining the roads waving to Badd Luck II. Maybe they think she's really her clone mommy. I don't know. I've got a fresh supply of red jammies on board, straight from Titty. We'll meet you over at Big Daddy's tonight to try them on. Clean yerself up real good down there in yer undies, I iz hungry fer some of that salty candy. Ashley Re: The Big Race (Lotitta) Group: sci.med.diseases.hepatitis Date: Wed, Jun 8, 2005, 8:14am From: aclip@webtv.net (A Roachclip) We must be home, Lotitta. Swomp critters are lining the roads waving to Badd Luck II. Maybe they think she's really her clone mommy. I don't know. I've got a fresh supply of red jammies on board, straight from Titty. We'll meet you over at Big Daddy's tonight to try them on. Clean yerself up real good down there in yer undies, I iz hungry fer some of that salty candy. Ashley ....... Lemme in!!! I been beating on the door for half an hour now. How come you changed the locks on the house and why didn't you show up at Big Daddy's place the other night? You mind if I leave the horse trailer in your yard for awhile? Badd Luck II is getting itchy to run, and since you aren't around, I think I'll saddle her up and head west to Titty. She likes it there...I bet she has a boyfriend. Matter of fact, I could have sworn I caught the pajama man fondling her you know whats in the barn. Well, we're off!!!! Give clone mommy a hug for us. Hasta la vista, baby!! Ash Ashley, ya rascal. Evertime I git ubduckted by ailyens ya make a moov on Loretta. I rezent that I dont mind tellin ya. Commense jumpin Badluck iffin ya hafta. I reckon I got me a soft spot in my head fer that gurl. I wanna stay frends, but ya"ll knows hows I feel. That sombitch Killborn dun messt up her head sos she thinks shes part gator. That ole boy best stop interfreoning or some chompers are like to be nashing for him. On a more hospitel side. How are ya ash. I had me one hell of a advencher withe them thar alyen varmints. Come on downe my shack fer vittels and shine and I'll teel ya"ll some tall tales some troo some not. Mayhaps, we ken git ourselfs sum from the rev shitheads dotters. They aint too bad. Ya"ll get the fat one. Swamprat Re: The Big Race (Lotitta) Group: sci.med.diseases.hepatitis Date: Thu, Jun 16, 2005, 6:56pm (CDT+1) From: swampdick@webtv.net (Connor Sr) Ashley, ya rascal. Evertime I git ubduckted by ailyens ya make a moov on Loretta. I rezent that I dont mind tellin ya. Commense jumpin Badluck iffin ya hafta. I reckon I got me a soft spot in my head fer that gurl. I wanna stay frends, but ya"ll knows hows I feel. That sombitch Killborn dun messt up her head sos she thinks shes part gator. That ole boy best stop interfreoning or some chompers are like to be nashing for him. On a more hospitel side. How are ya ash. I had me one hell of a advencher withe them thar alyen varmints. Come on downe my shack fer vittels and shine and I'll teel ya"ll some tall tales some troo some not. Mayhaps, we ken git ourselfs sum from the rev shitheads dotters. They aint too bad. Ya"ll get the fat one. Swamprat ...... Aint my fault you keep gettin yourself abducted by aliens, Swamprat. You know Lotitta prefers your meatus to mine, yet you leave her lonely and craving for the 'big one'. I can't be responsibull for what I do when she pops a vial of Killborn's sex flu and waves it in my face. I'm a man just like any other. Badd Luck an me'll be over at dusk for them villtel and shine. I aint proud, Swamprat, I'll take the fat one. Ashley Don't need no a.s or giant pussy from a clown horse that don't know its a horse. Too much trouble keepin them in the stall while I get that rubber glove snapped tight and that concrete vibrator attachment on standy by. Anything I do is done in the interests of hygiene and stress relief. And commerce. Don't forget commerce. cactus jammies jammin in Titty Re: The Big Race (Lotitta) Group: sci.med.diseases.hepatitis Date: Wed, Jun 8, 2005, 8:14am From: aclip@webtv.net (A Roachclip) We must be home, Lotitta. Swomp critters are lining the roads waving to Badd Luck II. Maybe they think she's really her clone mommy. I don't know. I've got a fresh supply of red jammies on board, straight from Titty. We'll meet you over at Big Daddy's tonight to try them on. Clean yerself up real good down there in yer undies, I iz hungry fer some of that salty candy. Ashley ....... Lemme in!!! I been beating on the door for half an hour now. How come you changed the locks on the house and why didn't you show up at Big Daddy's place the other night? You mind if I leave the horse trailer in your yard for awhile? Badd Luck II is getting itchy to run, and since you aren't around, I think I'll saddle her up and head west to Titty. She likes it there...I bet she has a boyfriend. Matter of fact, I could have sworn I caught the pajama man fondling her you know whats in the barn. Well, we're off!!!! Give clone mommy a hug for us. Hasta la vista, baby!! Ash Commerce? Yeah, I saw them videos you was selling on the internet...you giving Badd Luck her daily hygiene right there in the barn. That damn judge down there in Jericho Hills banned that sort of horsey shinanigans a few days ago, said something about it and interstate commerce. Good thing it's still legal in Titty. Ashley ........ Don't need no a.s or giant pussy from a clown horse that don't know its a horse. Too much trouble keepin them in the stall while I get that rubber glove snapped tight and that concrete vibrator attachment on standy by. Anything I do is done in the interests of hygiene and stress relief. And commerce. Don't forget commerce. cactus jammies jammin in Titty "A Roachclip" <aclip@webtv.net> wrote in message news:18548-42B186F6-176@storefull-3256.bay.webtv.net... Re: The Big Race (Lotitta) Group: sci.med.diseases.hepatitis Date: Wed, Jun 8, 2005, 8:14am From: aclip@webtv.net (A Roachclip) We must be home, Lotitta. Swomp critters are lining the roads waving to Badd Luck II. Maybe they think she's really her clone mommy. I don't know. I've got a fresh supply of red jammies on board, straight from Titty. We'll meet you over at Big Daddy's tonight to try them on. Clean yerself up real good down there in yer undies, I iz hungry fer some of that salty candy. Ashley ...... Lemme in!!! I been beating on the door for half an hour now. How come you changed the locks on the house and why didn't you show up at Big Daddy's place the other night? You mind if I leave the horse trailer in your yard for awhile? Badd Luck II is getting itchy to run, and since you aren't around, I think I'll saddle her up and head west to Titty. She likes it there...I bet she has a boyfriend. Matter of fact, I could have sworn I caught the pajama man fondling her you know whats in the barn. Well, we're off!!!! Give clone mommy a hug for us. Hasta la vista, baby!! Ash the upside is a certified mare service tech such as me does not have to tote round that concrete vibrator any more. My gain, the truss industry's great loss. It's difficult getting the right angle on the POE (penetration opening equinine) for the relief to last the longest after hauling that giant dildo around all day, without at least some sun tea to spell some busy f.cking. Work.. Some counties don't like this much either, but they is dry counties so there is no fun percentage for the commerce aspect in that direction. I love free enterprise and Ben an' Jerry's. And the Tough Titty Bar an Grill. a testymoanial by Cactus Jammies //////////////////// (NOT Jackass Kammis!) ///////////////////////// > Commerce? Yeah, I saw them videos you was selling on the internet...you > giving Badd Luck her daily hygiene right there in the barn. That damn [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > baby!! > Ash I dont know what yer taken baout Ashly. Internet moovees. I don ashamed that you wood think I couod be capable of such a thing. You just wait I'll be rested up soon. I will give you your dream spanken fer ol time sake. When Lewdee gets here were haven quite the celebration. Biggdaddy is very happy she has been found. Dr. Killborne your gonna have to set up the lab fer her, dna,rna. a few of yer flying thangs. we justs gots to make sure she aint pullen my leg. LOLOLOLOL For sum odd reason she knows all about Abductions especially Connors. I think he can now relate to someone who was abducted by the same aliens, sounds exactlee just like Connors trip. She has a lot of ?s fer you. She done tole me I dont know sh.t bout nothing? Wow Looks like a nothur family extravganza into the world of insanity and dna. Loretta I suggest large quantities of circular ice cubes of considerable girth with a followup of morphine inserts.. ........ For the horse or for Lotitta? |
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