Hey Mom - Stop Stalking Me

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Alan - 29 May 2005 20:45 GMT

Hey Mom,

You really do have to stop this, yaknow!

9652 hits on my web-site since I gave you the Url?

You really should find something better to do than look at my pages.

Elmo is going to go green with envy yaknow?

Wanna see my latest page? I know you will like it.

What a DORK! They taught me *compound* *interest* at 11 years old yaknow?

Didn't they you too?

Firebird

Never trust anybody who is too sophisticated to own a rubber chicken.

http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/masters.html

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Alan - 30 May 2005 13:49 GMT

> Hey Mom,
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> http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/masters.html

Mom, that is another 500 hits overnight. You're going to have to stop it yaknow?

Unless it's that Kali and she definitely can *not* date me.

Firebird

Never trust anybody who is too sophisticated to own a rubber chicken.

http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/index.html

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jen - 31 May 2005 14:49 GMT

> > Hey Mom,
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> Unless it's that Kali and she definitely can *not* date me.>>

Shake that thing, Miss Kali-Kali!

You can count me in for a couple of those hits, but politics are a
matter I'll stay away from...ahem.

jen
(South Park Conservative, Sick Freak, and Evil Capitalist, who doesn't
own a rubber chicken but loves to make fart noises when passing people
in the grocery store.)

> Firebird
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> Never trust anybody who is too sophisticated to own a rubber chicken.
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> http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/index.html

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Alan - 31 May 2005 21:46 GMT

> Shake that thing, Miss Kali-Kali!
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> own a rubber chicken but loves to make fart noises when passing people
> in the grocery store.)

Hey Lady Jen, you are right. The world is full of fools who think they can save
us all, and I don't want my web-site full of *negativity* so I am going to
replace it with "Blue Sky Thinking", and why should I be chomping the president
on behalf of feral cave dwellers who never say thank you?

But Jethro - he ain't ever chewed the president, so I'm going to do the Firebird
Strutt :-)

Firebird

Never trust anybody who is too sophisticated to own a rubber chicken.

http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/index.html

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