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Iceman - 21 Apr 2005 08:18 GMT

Why not take up painting and decorating? With "friends" like Beverley in
might be a natural for you. <snicker>

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A.Melon - 21 Apr 2005 10:55 GMT

> Why not take up painting and decorating?

I was actually considering taking up sailing again, but I'm waiting for the
first mate to get on board, and the Navigator went down the pub until the crew
arrive. Meanwhile I'm getting everything ship-shape and Bristol-fashion, so
that everything is ready to go when the time is right.

And you know what? That is now nine and a half hours that you have been on
line, and it seems to me that your hand-holding time is decreasing by the
minute. I wonder what your wife is doing, and I certainly hope she isn't
wearing an illegal smile when she finishes doing it, not that I think you would
notice, because you so obviously take her for granted.

Alan

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Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. - 21 Apr 2005 13:35 GMT

From : A.Melon <juicy@melontraffickers.com>
Message-ID : <a84d04e0fcce4299d8ab4369c903a0e1@melontraffickers.com>

>I was actually considering taking up sailing again

What a coincidence Pom..

I've been offered a ride up the coast this week in a maxi on sea trials after a refit
The skipper wants to wait for weather that will be hard on the bow

Well I'm all primed up, and have my safety gear dusted and on standby

Bring it on...

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Iceman - 22 Apr 2005 01:40 GMT

>> Why not take up painting and decorating?
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> Alan

LMAO, Alan, you have to be the stupidest fsck around, especially since you
have nothing better to do then monitor time. Problem is there were lapses
of several hours, several times that you missed completely.

Presumption is one thing that always got you in trouble. As to your farce
about some broad, hate to break it to you like this but she is indeed most
ignorant of your behaviors and attitudes or if she has read your sheyatt on
the Usenet over the years then she is just as desperate as you to get a
partner. So much so that she will be grateful for any a.shole, not just
you.

Is she something you mail ordered again, or is it some bimbo from the
personals. Yes, you sorry a.s I saw your pleadings on penpals and others.
<snicker> As a matter of fact soon after your dear departed, departed you
were looking.

Will you tell her of AIDS or will that be her problem too.

a.shole

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